Tara Reid showed up for the premiere of “Reservation Road” in Beverly Hills last night. She actually looks sort of hot. Which is weird, I know. Underneath all that inexplicable hotness is a sordid tale of plastic surgery gone horribly wrong. But, yet, she looks decent. My penis is so confused right now. He’s just staring out the window, letting out the occasional sigh. Nothing makes sense to him anymore. I tried to get him to go lift up cars like we do every Friday, but he just turned to me and said, “What’s the point? When we’re done, Tara Reid will still be do-able.” *sigh*
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If this cunt every gets another acting job I will be amazed.
She always looked good and is only getting better. Keep it up Tara!!!
For all you bitches that posted vulgar things about her…green is not your color.
That dress looks like a bag.
It’s not flattering on her,
and wouldn’t be flattering on anyone.
But she has a pretty face.
Holy Toledo – she looks amazing. There’s hope for Brit.
You know what kills me…..the use of the word HOT. She doesn’t look “hot;” she actually looks nice, she looks good, she looks….dare I say it….pretty. And I think this chick is a pig but, there you have it.
Fucking men are idiots.
Oh there goes #36 Miss Universe being stupid again.
She’s had plastic surgery because SHE TOLD US SHE DID. SHE ADMITTED IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD.
Get with the program or turn it off, dumbo.
Finally, a photo of someone who DOESN’T have chipped black nail polish.
I <3 when your penis is confused!
she looks well in this dress. but someone saw she is on a dating site called sugarcupid.com, why she goes there?