Tara Reid is currently partying in Sydney where she’s trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for club appearances. Predictably no one went for it, according to Page Six:
She had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee of about $3,500 when nobody would bite, Sydney Confidential reports. The surgically-enhanced sexpot was most recently seen cavorting for cash at the taste-challenged gala called the Hookers Ball in Darwin.
Wow, what a bargain! For only $3,500 I can have my special event smell like a sewage plant drenched in Sambuca. Where do I sign?
NOTE: I included pictures of Tara shopping at Ed Hardy’s in Sydney where I’ll assume they had to burn the entire store afterwards. Along with part of the surrounding block. At this rate, I imagine the entire Australian outback should be ablaze my mid-afternoon.
Now I know why people say “plastic surgery” instead of “aesthetical surgery”. It makes people look like they are made of plastic and it is everything but pretty. In fact it is scary. Look at her. These thick white teeth would look good only in the mouth of a huge African man. They do not match her features. And the lines around the eyes at only 32. And the extremely strectched and shiny skin. The fried yellow hair that begs to fall off. These ridiculous baloons on a skinny frame. She is pathetic. This is what happens when you are a slave of other people’s opinions. Terrible.
I’ll give her $30 for a filthy lopez….
I loved it when this dude sang with Poison, except when that douche Rikki Rocket screwed it up and made the band break up….
Why does it seem she is always sniffing around Australia? Has she managed to convince them she’s somehow a relevant and worthwhile celebrity? Clearly Ed Hardy’s think so…who the fuck wants to dress like Tara Reid?
i’ll pay her $3500 bucks to come to my house so i can bleach her orange skin.
In the first pic she looks like that little guy from Lord of the Rings…Gollum…LOL.
HAHAHAHA!
Honestly, I would love to party with her. Just to see how crazy she can get.
Lets pool up 3500 and get her to appear.
I really hate people that wear Ed Hardy shirts.
UM–
This bitch is a fugly troll. Look at her face. She’s BUSTED. There’s houses in Katrina ravaged Nola that look less busted than her.
And why the fuck is she shopping at Ed Hardy? Does she even have any ink? Probably has a bumper sticker that says “tramp stamp” huh? How the hell does she afford these $100 a pop t shirts for suckers? She hasn’t had work in years!!!!
Go back to your corner! WOOF! WOOF!
UGLY!!! I’m gonna go wash my eyes out now.
Tara sadly seems to have found herself a tiny bit of “fame” here in Oz, but I’m still having trouble believing people are paying her to go to clubs? Surely she would be working for a free bar tab, and the starfucker idiots are probably giving her drugs, they’re lining up outside the men’s room, and she’s doing bj’s……
As if Ed Hardy is something. It’s another pathetic mall shop for folks wishing they had some identity. It’s like all the other suburban gay-teen staples: Abercrombie, Hollister, etc. Some tart with water wings pedaling passe styles. Yech.
As if Ed Hardy is something. It’s another pathetic mall shop for folks wishing they had some identity. It’s like all the other suburban gay-teen staples: Abercrombie, Hollister, etc. Some tart with water wings pedaling passe styles. Yech.
Good god. Pictures speak a-thousand words.. And have great spell-ckeck.
So I assume that this shirt and label is the equivalent to the awful Von Dutch shirts that idiot Latinos used to wear not knowing that Von Dutch was a racist fuck. (I looked it up; great artist, stinky attitude)
I love that shit. I love how people are such posers.
59 I loved that “tramp stamp sticker” reference. That was gold.
way to fucking ruin ed hardy for me FOREVER
bitch please.
you don’t ‘HAVE’ to have a tattoo to wear/respect ed hardy.
you fail
She’s lost too much weight. She’s orange, her 15 minutes are over. Go away you talentless whore bag PLEASE.
That chain-smoking pig-nosed cunt is a trainwreck.
Other than that, she’s cool.
I don’t understand – what are they actually paying her to do? Just be there? Dance? What is this all about?
isnt this girl in her 20s? Her skin looks like crap and those wrinkles around her eyes are horrible.
YUCK
she’s gross
She looks like the landlord from the movie Kingpin. “Hey Roy lululululu” with two fingers between your tounge.
She looks like the landlord from the movie Kingpin. “Hey Roy lululululu” with your tounge between the fingers.
One of those women plastic surgeons pray for – she manages to look 40+ being barely over 30 (I had to check that!). I really don;t want to see her when she hits 50 unassisted by surgery…
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Nice boots.
But the rest? Looks like a drive-by paintball shooting.
She looks like a gigantic tattoo from the early 1970s, the kind one would get from a tattoo parlor in some seedy sailor town like San Diego.
#66–
Shut up you ugly ass bitch. You don’t fucking have a Harley Davidson T shirt and have never ridden a Harley. That’s being a fucking POSEUR. You’re damn straight you better have a tat if you walk around wearing Ed Hardy shit. Either that or a tremendous sense of pompous ass and a criminal inability to care where your money goes.
GET IT RIGHT. BITCH.
EAT IT.
Meet tara-daffy duck in person. Do people remember how you looked ten years ago? Think another ten years ahead and the only thing that we will remember is simply: PUUUUKE, PUUUUUKE, PUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!
she looks like she is made of plastic
I’m scared.So argly. No wander she was seen wondering on sugarmommymeet.com, the rich women finding handsome boys site. She can only find her boy online.
She’s slashing prices…on the street corner.
amazing http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315706 look here reale life
she looks terrible. much worse than britney spears. if britney cleans herself up, i think she has the possiblity of looking good again. but tara, there’s no hope for her. she already looks like she’s 50 and she ruined her body with bad plastic surgery. her boobs are disgusting.
typical white trash………….YAWN!!!!!!!
Bitch looks like she walked out of the Senior Citizen home… How old is this train wreck? She be looking about 52.
no she looks beautiful and very young.. she looks like she could be in her late 20′s all i know is i would do absolutely anything to get tara in bed..
Didn’t we chew you up and spit you out already!
I’ve always loved that big smile of hers. Lookit, idn’t she a cutie?
i don’t think she is beautiful. every time i signed in http://www.sugarmommymeet.com and there were always many men talking about her how sexy and pretty … you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs….
he he look nice and smyle http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 he he