Tara Reid is currently partying in Sydney where she’s trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for club appearances. Predictably no one went for it, according to Page Six:
She had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee of about $3,500 when nobody would bite, Sydney Confidential reports. The surgically-enhanced sexpot was most recently seen cavorting for cash at the taste-challenged gala called the Hookers Ball in Darwin.
Wow, what a bargain! For only $3,500 I can have my special event smell like a sewage plant drenched in Sambuca. Where do I sign?
NOTE: I included pictures of Tara shopping at Ed Hardy’s in Sydney where I’ll assume they had to burn the entire store afterwards. Along with part of the surrounding block. At this rate, I imagine the entire Australian outback should be ablaze my mid-afternoon.
The mystery of the Malibu fires is now solved.
who gives a ship about this slut?
She looks my mother with a bad sunburn….. note: My mother is a crackhead AND a belligerent alcoholic…..um..what?
She is so hot! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.
I think I saw her in a movie or something. It cost me much less than $3500. I tried to burn down the theatre and think it cost about $2000 to replace the seats. The emotional scars from the film will be haunting me forever.
I think this practice shuold be outlawed anyway, Why not just legalize prostitution?
And “Kim”, isn’t your website “imafrigginloserwithherpesanddontdeservetolive.com”?
What she needs to slash is her wrists!
You wish you thought of it first!
What…..the fuck……is wrong….with her face (aside from the obvious)?
I think her cocaine bills are catching up to her. Nowadays the decisions to be made are whether to get that ounce or those new boots.
Hey Kim #4: Fuck off, troll.
Hey Kim #4: Fuck off, troll.
I think it’s HIL-A-RI-OUS!!! You mean to tell me she’s only a legend in her own mind?! I love the Aussies! Nobody bullsh*ts them! Ha! Ha! Tara is a loser! :o)
Kim, HEY KIM, I’m talking to YOU! You are SO FUCKIGN LUCKY not to be in my presence right now because I would slach you face and knuckles with a razorblade and squeeze lemon juice on it.
Charlie Sheen found KIM’s snatch there. Stupid CUNT.
Oh Ellie, spot on with the Aussies not taking any of our bullshit. Very Good.
#13, SSV
I love the new name.
What I said on the other post is only true.
That Ed Hardy crap is so passe; I’m so fricken sick of seeing it. But its not quite as passe as Tara and her incredible shrinking body. Bobble headed bitch needs to eat.
after the party in aussie tara went to SKYBAR!
very hot. mmmmmmmmm
http://do1t.net
this chick looks like she’s been rode flat. please tell this skank her days have been over. it’s time to move to a small midwestern town and have babies with some farmer.
She looks like a mucking fonkey with lip gloss on her teeth.
Saaaay, look at the crinkly scar-looking things around the lower-outside of her eyes. Could it be possible that this whore has had eye surgery already?
She looks like a mucking fonkey with lip gloss on her teeth.
she is one of those chicks that looks good in the dark and from a distance but up close or in the light, she looks like your 70 year old grandmother with a huge DD rack… YUCK!
I’ll pay her $30,000 to sit around at my house! No I won’t. I saw her profile at HASbeen-NEVERwas.com
I’m not thrilled with the new picture viewing setup.
I bet people with handicap fetishes are all over this
she’s probably going to go the sophia asherton route any minute now. she’ll be selling her pussy to the highest bidder. personally i’d rather ruck a rabid possum than her tired ass.
Orange you glad you’re not her?
Love you tara! beautiful girl > jealous haterzzzzzz
I yam really glad..
Is that a Jem and The Holograms t-shirt? And where’s her Rainbow Brite trapper Keeper?..
God, Why doesn’t her family, or friends or some bum on the street tell her and The Herpes Brigade that their 15 minutes are up?!?! It’s only a matter of time before we see her, Lohan, Spears, Ritchie and Hilton, in hardcore porn.
I mean she looks like a porn star in that pic.
She and Jenna Jameson are starting to look like twins.
Christ, she used to be such a cute girl. Can’t act worth shit, but at least she looked great. She now has too big fake boobs, too ugly stomach from lipo, too orange, too skinny, too made up, etc. She needs to stay the hell away from the doctor who did this kick ass job and eat a burger.
I would pay her $25,000 for a hummer.
I am talking about the vehicle not the sex act..
FRIST you have mail..
Who cares about Tara Reid? There are two Aussie hotties lurking behind her. Let’s photograph them!
I wouldn’t pay any money tomater. (sorry I tried)
Do you get to bang her for the $3500? If so please sign me up. I would love to grope her plastic
28 – Yeah, I’m certainly jealous. I’m sorry that I didn’t have heinous surgery, that I am a drunk with bad burnt skin, that I have no ass to speak of, that I have a serious issue with looks and cocaine, and that I’m just a trashy whore.
MMmmm, yeahhhhh, I can’t think of anyone else I’d want to be like. I think I’ll go kill myself now since I’m so jealous.
She’s barely a celebrity in the US. Why the hell would any other country care about her when we don’t?
haha LayDee- AND they used the word “haterzzzzz”. Really, that’s all they had to say..
That’s right, I said haterzzzzzz. You’re just mad because I won’t drink your haterade.
I don’t even wanna think about the crying and self mutilating emo-style my penis woud do if I tried to insert it into her. Would you guys realy do her?? She was cute years ago, for like 10 minutes, but now it’s just downhill. I thik I’d do Paris before this… or at the same time. That would be a story to tell.
41 – Ohhhh, that was even bad for you. I mean I feel sorry for your corny line. My cats vomit had more funny in it than that tired old line.
“haterade”….I mean that is just awful (wrinkles nose); you must be 14 to make up something THAT lame. (holds nose with thumb and forefinger)
Yo check it out, she’s already gettingthat bulbous Carl Malden/Jimmy Durante drunk nose…(OMG)
25 to 30K for this smegma to appear at a club? Holy smokes, does that include fries and a shake?
She looks like an old woman. Like really. Her skin looks old, she looks old. How old is she, only about 27 right?
=)
$25k to 30k ,, bang her for about a week..
Australia’s a lot more desperate than I thought, what with crocs getting all the good looking chicks.
Hey look at pic #4! I didn’t know they stitch in your IQ for you! NEATO!!! Do they have a website?
So this is how the Crypt Keeper enters retirement.