Hugh Hefner, what the fuck? From InTouch:
The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara, 33, was a bit nervous shooting, she seemed to ease into it as the day went on. “She was a bit insecure about her body when they first started,” says an insider. “She looked great and finally got into the groove.” Tara had said in the past that she would never pose for Playboy, saying, “I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it’s uneven, but it’s not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds.”
There’s no way there’s enough Photoshop in the world for this to even remotely resemble a good idea. The only thing less erotic would be pics of Pamela Anderson’s naked body while she’s getting a C-section. And just barely.
Another thing. What about that flap-jack ass. Tara, 20 minutes, 3 times a week on a stair stepper would take care of that. Oh, of course not, I understand, you are too busy selling that fucked up, granny Clampett in a bikini body to worry about it. Sorry I mentioned the grossness you emulate.
Easy solution – wear a one-piece…down to the knees.
She looks like she is 70
I think my dick just puked a little
i’m 43 and i’m hotter than that.
I’d still do her. I’ve done worse unfortunately : (
I actually can’t wait to see the pictures. It’ll be an even bigger magnum opus for Photoshop than Kelly Clarkson’s airbrushing to look her “personal best”… and that’s saying something:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/08/kelly-clarkson-was-airbrushed-to-look-her-personal-best.html
Latest movie? Why the answer to that is the made for TV movie Vipers in 2008.! It co-stars fellow great the spian Corbin Bernsen! Yes and in case you were wondering it is in fact about vipers. Yes the snakes. Robbed of Emmy awards all around.
I can’t believe I missed it…must get to video store or contact netfliz stat.
Why does she insist on wearing bikinis that don’t fit her…or any bikini at all?
WOW its outstanding trend and its gonna free wear for all time sunny days.
looking good fashion.Really free minded ladies.I appreciate it lol….
Although her belly button was fixed.There’re still plenty of jokes left to make.
She isn’t even That old at all.Thirty three is pretty young.
Hef, DUDE, If you like Tara, you have GOT to get Donatella Versace in the centerfold!
http://thesuperficial.com/2008/12/donatella_versace_in_a_bikini.php
Holy fucking shit.
Im sorry – I realise we are all meant to look deeper than surface, but thats fucking awful. Poor delusional creature
What the????? Has Playboy all of a sudden become so desperate that it would exhibit photos of this skanky piece of crap? If the magazine had any integrity, it would avoid this booze and drugged laden tramp like she were a pandemic!
My knees look better than hers and I’m in my 50′s. She’s not gonna leave a good-looking corpse.
the pages will likely stick together from me blowing chuncks, not loads.
Well that let’s me know that there is still hope for me cause if they are going to put something like that in the mag, I got the front cover for the whole year.
never ever doubt the magic of Photoshop!
she looks like a winter apple after a long, long winter
Well, first is that she looks rode hard and put away wet, not 33ish.
Next Hugh Hefner has obviously gone blind and taken on a severe case of alzheimers OR Adobe must be trying out a new, very robust version of Photoshop and needed a good beta test.
I’m going with beta test. Adobe must have paid Hugh a substantial amount of money since the old guy needs it. Playboy has completely gone FAIL.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/slideshow/ALeqM5hMBpY4MKaHGYRACKNi4W0FNjen2Q?index=0
That makes either Donatello Versace or Hagdonna look hot.
Her bumpy stomach is her “battle wounds”?!! HAHA. The more retouching the photo needs, the more money it costs. Playboy is going to go bankrupt. The only reason people will even look at that magazine is because it will be like a car crash and they just can’t turn away. Even worse is that she’s starting to resemble Tori Spelling! Terrible decision!!
What a lazy sloth. She is the epitome of “skinny fat”. Lay off the lipo and get on a treadmill.
Tara honey, your fifteen minutes were up about ten years ago
Tara Reid naked? No thanks.
No-one seems to remember her nipple slip – her nipples look 100 times more horrific than her stomach.
This should be for the HALLOWEEN special edition of playboy next month !
They will air-brush her to the hilt, which is what they do to all of them. No worries. She’ll look like a million bucks, with editing.
Randal you are a cocksucking motherfucker and I LOVE YOU
i do not understand her legs.
She is the f-ing Crypt Keeper. Playboy has a better deal with Marge Simpson, why wreck your sales Hef?
Here is video:
http://freemovs.org/video.php?vid=Tara_Reid_Nude_Playboy_Video
First Marge Simpson, now this mess. Why not put Rosie O’Donnell in a nude pictorial and get it over with? Blauuughhh. Hef has obviously gone senile and wants to turn all heterosexual men gay. Glad I let my subscription run out on that rag of a magazine.
She is showing the effects of long term anorexia.
She’s right, her stomach really isn’t all that bad.. her legs, on the other hand, are fucking hideous..
Would it have been better to correct her cellulite hips in photoshop
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! My Eyes! My Eyes!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Make it stop- PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
Yet there’ll be another hollywood beauty going under the knife again today.
Ok, u know what??? Yes, she had a botched surgery….so what??? The woman was brave in saying that she is proud of her body, and she was willing to, and did, pose… I say Congrats to Tara Reid. I would LOVE to go on a date with her. For me, looks are everything…I LOVE her personality, and I find her charming. So, to all the guys that just go on a womans looks, you are nothing.
Yes, I am single, but that doesnt matter. Go for it Tara, never mind what the “people” say!!!
chick is a walking STD Factory, nobody wants to see this MESS in Playboy, she’s been had by the entire New York Jets team.
What I think is: You are a celebrity Yes you are a supposed to love yourself as you are. but if you are not in good shape, don’t go parading yourself and wrinkly legs in saint tropez. You need to protect your image.
she should get a good manager.
I mean, like in photo 4 , she doesn’t look that bad
Judge for yourself! You can get official Playboy digital version on your computer right now. It’s through through a company Zinio.
http://www.zinio.com/browse/issues/index.jsp?skuId=416109426
They went a little artsy on the photoshoot. Pretty cool, actually.
Check out Tara Reid’s new movie called THE FIELDS
http://www.thefieldsmovie.com
or view the Facebook page for exclusive on set photos:
http://www.facebook.com/thefieldsmovie
She has no muscle at all….its just saggy skin like an 80 year old. She could look way better and all she has to do is work out. Cover up!!!!