Tara Reid is not an alcoholic, seriously

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2008

Tara Reid stayed true to herself and got shit-faced at Mahiki nightclub in London last night. People don’t understand that she needs to drink to perform everyday functions. That doesn’t make her an alcoholic. Not even close. That just makes Tara Reid awesome enough to pee in the ashtray of this SUV she rolled into. Or was that her shoe? Either way, she’s ashing her smoke in it. Now who wants to see some tits? Eh, you in the front seat, I know you do. Aw, you’re crying. That’s so sweet.

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