I’m the second person to be first for this post.
For once I was first, and then it gets wiped away. Just my shitty luck, I swear.
Ewwwww. At least her boobs look mildly better then before the last time she got them fixed. If my stomach looked like that I’d be drunk all the time too.
at this point, i’d maybe be willing to give her a hot carl. maybe.
how can someone fall so far so fast?
Since I’ve already benn thru this entry I’m gonna do it again posting the OPPOSITE of what I said:
Tara’s healthy and veneral disease free, her career is soaring and she’s the soberest person ever. I’m sure he water bottle is filled with water and not 200proof russian vodka.
* the typos were included for your amusement.
Typos are funny. Mashed potato bellies are not. Didn’t anybody tell Tara that the best way to lose weight is to replace food with six lines of strwberry coke and a bottle of Grey Goose?
Damn it. This shit isn’t even funny any more. It’ just disturbing. Can’t somebody fix that shit? Fuck plastic surgeons.
sorry just puked a little, from that bikini shot
There comes a time in ones life when you look in the mirror and say “What the fuck was I thinking?? How could I have done this to myself?? I look like the “Crypt Keeper” ….That time has come for Tara Reid.
the genius of Paris Hiltons song “the stars are blind” becomes apparent now. did tara use a can of spray paint on her mirrors to block out the bad parts? how did her body get so bad so young? usually a woman has to have had several children and be at least 50 to have cellulite like that. i think she should donate her body to science. today.
I think she already donated her body to science.
If you squint she looks pretty damn good.
For the New Year I have a reminder for you..
You are not a celebrity and you are not attractive, nor can you act…That being said, your body and your party habits are perfect for Porn. 2007, make the career move, than these photos would mean something.
all the best,
Fifty sit-ups a day: free. The gunt of a sixty five year old: a few grand. Hooray for Hollywood!
#15 LA Critic, no disrespect to your fine company, but the Vivid girls from the nineties who are in their mid to late thirties these days (Jeanne Fine, Janine) still look SO much better than this!
Tara’d do better at Mile High, but please snag Lannie Barbie as soon as you get the chance… if you haven’t already :)
Her abs look better than they used to. Apparently she found a decent surgeon to try to fix the damage. They’ll always be messed up though. She might want to consider switching from bikinis to one-pieces.
no, happy bunny, she did not find a decent surgeon. a decent surgeon could give her a tummy you could bounce a quarter off of. she is either painting off sections of her mirrors, has impaired vision (side effect of drugs and alcohol) or she can imbed her own version of reality in cement like K-Fed can.
as a surgical RN, I must say that you can’t always blame the surgeon. I’ll bet the surgeon did a fine job but she just stretched it all out again and is ruining the work with all the boozing, bloating, falling w/ different men holding her up each time, rubbing it often on dry stripper poles, and the frequent rough gang bangs. whats sad is she actually thinks those cheap skanky belly chains deter from her granny flesh. Poor Tara.
I won’t even start on her hair, which is just…ugh. Ok, I can’t let it go. lets just say, my barbie when I was 8, after I crimped, knotted, twisted, combed it thin, gooked it up w/ product until it was in clumps, left it floating in the pool for a few good weeks and then cut it crooked, still looked like it had been done by Bergdorf Goodman’s best stylist compared to hers. She looks like she got hers done at Wal-Mart on I-95 in S.Carolina near that place South of the Border. But not even a super Wal-Mart, just a regular one, its only amenity being a white-trash skank beauty parlor.
I also feel the need to point out that the girl has absolutely NO curves except for the huge balls of saline stuffed in her chest. she literally has NO hips. thats so strange for a woman. Without the saline, she’d be a skanky belly-chain-wearing ruler.
I’m officially starting a rumor that Tara Reed had part of her hip bones bilaterally removed by an orthopedic/plastic surgeon at the time of her lipo. Pass it on.
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