Tara Reid got plowed last night in London and had some trouble walking home. Fortunately a friend was around to give her a hand. Tara kindly thanked him by puking on his arm. I’ll assume half the dude’s arm melted off along with a chunk of the pavement. Scientists have quarantined the block until they can contain what many in the field are calling “some crazy-ass ho stank.”
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Makes sense, seeing as my mom has been dead for 15 years. You love that corpse sex, huh.
Speaking for all of us black men let me make one thing perfectly clear.
I JIMBO AM AN IDIOT
Leave my baby alone! Just cause I couldn’t afford formula and replaced it with random men’s sperm doesn’t mean that my baby doesn’t have a heart or two.
Works for me. I guess it was smeg and rotted flesh I wiped on your pillow then. Either way, I hope you had a good might sleep.
Give me a break! All anonymous commenters are hot, I guess, at least until they log off. The truth is, even in this state she’s hotter than any of the female commenters, and he’s more buff than any of the male commenters. Read the comments in any thread on this site and you realize that the asspimple count is very very high.
I think it’s funny how deaconjones thinks that enlarged clit is a penis. dude. get outta here. go flick your nasty dirty dead fuckin pinky penis somewhere else.
When my sister was 7, I slipped into her bed and masturbated onto her face. I think about that every day.
For the record. I am black, I am proud, I fucked Tim’s 15 years dead Mom in the ass and I wiped my dick on Tim’s pillow case. That about covers the meaning of life yes?
#28 – I know it isn’t Moby. Just like I know it isn’t Stipe, Statham, Edwards, or any of the other poor bald headed bean poles running around this world.
Somebody POP me!
@52 HAHAHAHA you so funny you stupid fucking troll!! Get a life you fucking asshole..
Then mommy sucked my cock while daddy licked my asshole, before he fucked my faggot ass.
aaaaaaaaaahahahaha!! This shit is cracking me up!! (63, 62, 56, 57, 58)!!! Soooooooooo much more entertaining than tara! hahahaha!!!!
Somebody FUCK me!
deaconjones, you are sick! man get some help!
well, my numbers are wrong, cause I just FUCKED suzanne out of her 63 spot.
Mommy spanks me after I fuck her, because she hates premature ejaculations.
@64 No problem Suzanne. Happy to do it..
What the CRAP?????
She also hates it when I sneak in her room at night and stick her toes in my butt, but I can’t help it. Those funny bumps around it are itchy.
I’d plow that.
If i was that guy i would take her back to my house and have some sex with her.. it would be the best sex ever with tara..
The guy is clearly MICHAEL STIPE from REM……
What, did she have a nip of Bailey’s? I’ve seen Hilton dogs bigger than that girl.
that’s not drunk Tara – she’s doing the “potty dance”
Sorry, everyone–even plowed and (perhaps) regurgitating, TR is still gorgeous. I only hope the creature on the right is someone she bumped into on the street and not her company for the evening. Tara, I’m yours.
The years pass-by and drunk, after drunk, painting your guts all over the street, the next day’s hungover burning-shits. Then you turn twenty-three, and you wisen up a bit, and stop drinking to your limit, every single time.
Unless you’re an alcoholic. And Tara, she’s an alcoholic. She’s what, almost thirty-three? The crazy train will never stop!
See that bald headed wax-face propping Reid up? He’s not Tara’s friend; he’s just some fucking guy — Walking the crippled ‘star’ to her hotel room, seeing her to the bed, letting her pass-out, then fucking that shit. Fuck her, and leave her pussy all bruised. Yay!
@46 Whoa whoa whoa!
Alright, Ill admit it, i posted 41, but the rest were not me, even though most of them were hilarious, I step away for 2 hours and this shit happens.
Stuff it Tim, move to the bible belt and start jerking off choir boys if you’re gonna start preaching, especially on this website
From other pictures I’ve seen of her she also looks annorexic, so maybe drinking this much is her way of being bulimic without all the trouble of getting her fingers dirty by stuffing them down her throat.
It’s people like this that give stumbling drunks a bad name.
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she looks better that Brit….
wooo, she looks like a sleeping baby, and she is a beaut… gals , who can win her heart..? LOL
There simply aren’t much other think she’s able of than getting DRUNK!!
How did that guy get his feet at that fucked up angle? Syphilis?
I would love to go drinking with her some day.
She is also smoking hot. I am so in love with her. BTW, did you ever postedyour profile to a celebrity and millioniare dating site called”wealthybeauty.com”? I just saw your profile yesterday on that site.
her uggs are brighter than her waist and her head looks like a wc brush
One word: Irrelevant Fucking Bitch.
Fuck you, I can’t count…
Hey vicky:
Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
82 – you are on drugs, brother. Britney, disgusting pig that she is, is FAR better looking than this gross representation of a human being.
lmao i thought the same thing as 11
it looks like she’s standing in a puddle of urine
Oh I hate all of you teen bitches – NO ONE’s ever been drunk and puking in public before Tara Reid – she’s the first – how shocking!
She’s 33, single, and even though she likely doesn’t work as much as she’d like to – she’s till richer and more famous than any single one of you.
She got piss drunk in some cool bar/club in London…what did you pack of losers do…troll the web and magazines and call people more fab than you FAT.
Hmm? How about you all go screw!!