Tara Reid got plowed last night in London and had some trouble walking home. Fortunately a friend was around to give her a hand. Tara kindly thanked him by puking on his arm. I’ll assume half the dude’s arm melted off along with a chunk of the pavement. Scientists have quarantined the block until they can contain what many in the field are calling “some crazy-ass ho stank.”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
What a tired retread she is.
If he was a man he would vomit right back on her. Wait, maybe he did. With her face, how can anyone tell if it has vomit on it or not.
What an asshole. Why didn’t he take all her cloths off and leave her in the gutter?
I want what she’s having
Hmm…that guy looks vaguely familiar. I bet he was softly singing to her..
When your day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, well hang on
Don’t let yourself go, ’cause everybody cries n everybody hurts sometimes
Sometimes everything is wrong. Now it’s time to sing along
When your day is night alone, (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go, (hold on)
If you think you’ve had too much of this life, well hang on
‘Cause everybody hurts. Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts. Don’t throw your hand. Oh, no. Don’t throw your hand
If you feel like you’re alone, no, no, no, you are not alone
If you’re on your own in this life, the days and nights are long,
When you think you’ve had too much of this life so hang on
Well, everybody hurts sometimes,
Everybody cries. And everybody hurts sometimes
And everybody hurts sometimes. So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
Everybody hurts. You are not alone
Well at least Dr. Green knows where the ER is. But apparently not where a good shoe store is.
Hey veggi!!
Figured I would get a jump on the moron…….
Hey Dating Site Troll:
Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.
that is so hot…!!!!
Charming.
Did she pee?
Damn! I can’t believe she brazenly displays her anus like that in public! Oh wait, that’s her face.
Wrong girl for this particular fantasy. With Tara, it’s hard to think of any bestial act that would she would balk at while fully conscious. It’d be much better if the girl in the pictures was Miley Cyrus.
That’s a veggi troll..
hahahah #5, I thought the same thing.
Can’t be Moby, he’d be crushed by the weight of an infant leaning on him.
#5 and #6, you are both wrong. That’s Moby.
hahahah #5, I thought the same thing.
@14 How do you know??
#5, so Jason Statham sings REM covers now?
someone got a butterfinger.. then his finger proceeded to melt off.
jeez, is this chick always hammered?
She looks like Otis Campbell without the charm.
that is Calum Best, Lindsay Lohan’s old fling.. look him up, you’ll see it’s the same guy.
Nothing changes, nothing changes. Nice to see some consistency. He looks like Michael Stipe.
John Malkovich is a classy guy!
5- veggi – I think that is Dwight Shrutes song.
17 – That’s not Moby. Beeee-liiieeeve me. I know exactly what Moby looks like and that ain’t him.
I bet she was drunk during SKYBAR
LayDee- LOVE dwight!!! Did you know he was almost cast as the one of the brothers on Arrested Development…. that would have been so sad not to have had him as Dwight…..
we are all looking for more head but this guy is really more than bragging
Are those grey t-shirts the prizes she won in the shot drinking contest? I like her in pic #4, she’s got that eye of the tiger look. She must have spotted another pub.
Reminds me of the Woody Allen movie where he goes, “Lean on me, baby, lean on me,” and then stumbles and the girl falls down.
I mean gray, Tara’s not the only one drunk.
Tara’s coat was made from an endangered species. You know the kind of coat you can get at http:\\www.endangeredspecie-wardrobe.com. I was paid $9 an hour to post this bitches.
All she needs is a baby!
I’m just one of many trolls. I troll Jimbo, Veggi, and many of you other fucking losers.
Great, so if she releases a sex tape it’ll be one of those suck-puke-suck blowjob deals. I thought porn had gotten sick with all the ATM, but the current “pukejob” fad is revolting. I have to look away or I won’t be able to stay hard and time my…outburst…for when the guy pulls out of her mouth and makes sure the first big spurt is a direct eye-stinger.
@37 That must make you an even bigger loser. Your life is so pathetic that you have to troll us..
Are we sure she’s drunk, and not just a little sick from all that fine London cuisine?
I bet you this guy ended up fucking her….way to go!
At least he didnt have to put up with her annoying cackling while she was passed out with her legs spread
Why do paparazzi still follow her around? Does this F-list has-been still sell magazines?
He really does look like Moby……
And she really should share what she is having.
Sharing is Caring…….
I don’t get it…how can out-of-work sleazebags like TR and LL afford to jet set around the world and get sloppy drunk in every ‘disco’ in Europe? Shit…I’m gainfully employed and have to wait for 40-cent wing and half-price pitcher night before I can afford to go out. Crap.
Imagine what her belly looks like when she’s heaving.
41- You are one sick fuck. Everytime you post, it has to do with degrading women. I suppose it must be a deep rooted pain from when your mother acted in such ways. Baby deaconjones, home from school, and theres mommy, lying passed out naked while 10 guys take turns doing her. I hope somehow, someday, when she kicks the crack habbit, she will ask you for her forgiveness by giving her a nice dick to suck.
ps: try and leave the roadkill alone. Even though you don’t have to put up with it’s annoying groans, it’s still sick.
I bet her cunt smells like retard sweat
Actually Tim, that was last night. And it was your mom in her ass. Sorry I wiped my dick on your pillow case. I can understand why you are mad at me.
I hear she’s up for the Britney role in the Lifetime Series.
I bet that mink or whatever the hell she’s wearing had more fun being skinned alive than being draped around Tara Reid’s skanky shoulders.