Tara Reid is an adorable sloppy drunk

The Superficial / January 8, 2008

Tara Reid got plowed last night in London and had some trouble walking home. Fortunately a friend was around to give her a hand. Tara kindly thanked him by puking on his arm. I’ll assume half the dude’s arm melted off along with a chunk of the pavement. Scientists have quarantined the block until they can contain what many in the field are calling “some crazy-ass ho stank.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin