Tara Reid is a diamond thief

tara-reid-diamond-thief.jpgTara Reid showed up with twenty people at Rose McGowan’s private luncheon at the Diamond Acquifer Oscar suite at the Soho House in Hollywood and swiped all the gift bags that had been set aside for guests, which included a $1,000 diamond bracelet. An employee of the Diamond Acquifer told Page Six, “Gone! They took them all! Thieves!”

It’s about time Tara Reid gave up on acting and took up a life of crime. A year ago I would have recommended a career in porno, but now I’m really liking the criminal angle. Any slut can have sex, but it takes a real special gal like Tara Reid to be shot to death while trying to rob a bank.