Tara Reid in Playboy

The Superficial / December 18, 2009

Scans of Tara Reid’s Playboy spread are already starting to leak online, but in an effort to avoid Hugh Hefner coming to my house and putting his old man balls on my face – “The Holly Madison,” I believe he calls it – I’m only posting one pic to confirm how airbrushed these babies are. And, seriously, they have to be joking. I’ll believe Britney Spears writes quantum physics theorems in her diary before even considering the possibility Tara Reid has perfectly spherical breasts. They could have at least kept the anchor poking out. For realism’s sake.

Pics link to NSFW versions.

Scope Out the Entire Pictorial on Playboy.com Monday 12/21

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