Tara Reid in Playboy

December 18th, 2009 // 255 Comments

Scans of Tara Reid’s Playboy spread are already starting to leak online, but in an effort to avoid Hugh Hefner coming to my house and putting his old man balls on my face – “The Holly Madison,” I believe he calls it – I’m only posting one pic to confirm how airbrushed these babies are. And, seriously, they have to be joking. I’ll believe Britney Spears writes quantum physics theorems in her diary before even considering the possibility Tara Reid has perfectly spherical breasts. They could have at least kept the anchor poking out. For realism’s sake.

Pics link to NSFW versions.

Scope Out the Entire Pictorial on Playboy.com Monday 12/21

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  1. damn hate to say it

    I thought my page stopped loading. Ive always hated the airbrushing they use. Even is she was messed up why not just leave her natural. That would at least be honest. Hell, they put Chyna in there right?

    Although, I sure as hell wouldnt buy it. But, only because I’m not into retired skanks.

  2. damn hate to say it

    oh, and the whole shitty plastic surgery thing. But that kind of went without saying. Well, until now.

  3. Jon

    TOO MUCH GAUSSIAN BLUR! TOO MUCH!

  4. rex kramer

    When she starts doing double anal creampies, I will respect her more as an actress.

  5. Breast eses

    Dude… I thought she was hot like 10 years ago, but after prior posts of this stretch marked, coked out, bolted boob job( crazy looking nipple scars by the way), cottage cheese leg, gross stretched skin, fake blonde hag… All I have to say is… “Thats Nasty” (in Cleavland from family guy’s voice)

  6. Haha

    I like comment #5!

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  9. Moi

    That is so airbrushed that it doesn’t even look like a real person, much less tara reid.

  10. She was so hot in Big Lebowski. At the time, I thought she was Annette Bening lol heh

    she sure has let herself go. the massive photoshopping in these photos helps though

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  13. I know she has been photoshopped, but she does have a great body.

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  16. lele

    i feel like im looking at a 3d rendering of a naked woman…

  17. The Mole

    The Marge Simpson cover had a less animated look then this crap.

  18. The O

    wow, not one line on her entire body. She’s smoother than a barbie doll.

  19. Simon Cowell

    After they photoshopped this to hell they realized that wasn’t enough and just blurred the picture. WOW

  20. chris

    Nothing about this pic loosk real. I don’t get it, look at her in the movie Body Shots, she had great tits, beautiful face… why would she fuck herself up to this level?

  21. Turd da Third

    She looks like she is dead……da Turd has poked a few blow up dolls that were more lifelike than these pictures

  22. Rhialto

    Looks like a rejected barbiedoll.Pushed aside from the factory line before getting clothed.

  23. Sauron

    Her navel has turned into an evil eye.

  24. Hugh Gentry

    it’s out of focus…not a playboy pic.

  25. fuckwit

    Yeah what happened to the big red scarry nipples and shit.

  26. joho777

    Playboy has ALWAYS photoshopped their “models.” But this is bizarre. Why didn’t they just draw a figure from scratch and then give it a name, it would have looked more real than this?

    Why go to all this trouble just to try to clean up Tara Reid?? And when you did decide to do the project, why do such a crappy incomplete job of it?

  27. DC42

    Christ, whats the big deal, playboys always airbrushed to fuck its as much a part of that world as Hefners morning blow-job.
    Give the poor girl a break, heres a pic of her looking hot as fuck post-stomach screw-up on this very website http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/07/tara-reid-bikini-stomach-candids-11.jpg Tell me you wouldnt wreck that into next week!

  28. John

    I’ve seen more convincing CGI work in Avatar.

    Actually, that’s not fair. Avatar was quite good.

    I’ve seen more convincing CGI boobs on Ms Pac Man

  29. Check out Tara Reid’s new film called THE FIELDS

    http://www.thefieldsmovie.com

    or go to the film’s facebook page for exclusive on-set photos:

    http://www.facebook.com/thefieldsmovie

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  31. blarg

    cgi nudity…

  32. yo

    damn, bitch needs to fucking give it UP! how pathetic. i love how she says “this is the real me” riiiiiiiiight.

  33. cc

    That isn’t photoshop. That’s Tara’s head photoshopped onto another body. Seriously.

  34. DJ

    @117 sooooooooooo true!!
    I would say she’s a total butterface, but I guess I can’t since that’s not even her body.

  35. hiimbunny

    airbrushed yes
    my grandma would airbrush it better, her breasts look like an unedited drawing

  36. wow

    What did they keep that’s hers? Her heavily lined eyes and her stringy fake blond hair?

  37. cc

    They’d have had less work to do if they had shoot with Cloris Leachman.

  38. dude

    tbh i kinda like seeing a pic of tara that i could fap to, been a looong time! nice work playboy, u deserve the nobel prize in genetic re-engineering!

  39. who dat

    I want to sincerely apologize to all The Superficial readers for posting the most sophomoric, insipid and semi-literate comments that have ever appeared on this or any other site in the history of interwebs.

    I am a pathetic cunt.

    However, the fact that I am a ridiculous, cartoonish effeminate male is no reason to hate. I love a thick cock in my dumper, I love to finish a good fucking with a load on my face and I looooove to clean up that thick cock afterwards with my willing tongue.

    Fuck you all if you don’t like me for that!

    ::snaps fingers gayly::

  40. Just nasty

    Not only is she obviously photoshopped in the extreme (that’s almost not even her body) & disgusting looking, but it looks like her hair is fried & falling out; she’s got bald spots. This chick is totally fucked up…

  41. Bilvis

    Brought to you by Pixar animation

  42. Photoshop Police

    Apparently, all you dbags who commented about retouching and photoshopping after my post (74) must be thirsty and have proven yourselves to have NO CREDIBILITY whatsoever in analyzing photography.

    START DRINKIN FROM THE STFU BUCKET, YOU PHOTO-CRITIC WANNABE’S!

    There’s no way you can judge photos that look like someone used a camera phone to take out-of-focus pics of printed pages from 10 feet away with their obviously neandertholic lower lip drool having soiled the lens and then saved the images on the lowest jpeg setting after res-ing the photos up from 6 dpi.

    p.s. – LOVE YOU!

  43. Guest

    I’d love to see the ORIGINAL picture, to see just exactly how much photoshop was used.

  44. Kat

    Her face reminds me of that blonde puppet in Team America. Like to a fucking tee.

  45. aww its ok Tara

    @ 143 -don’t worry tara it’ll be fine

  46. I just got my playboy in the mail. I must say the printed one looks alot better than this. I know its photoshopped, but what model pic isnt now a days. It looks better when it a higher res format, Ill try to scan some images tonight sometime.

  47. Carol

    The pics are awful, but I love the bow tie panties! Anyone know where I can find them? I already checked Trashy.com (heh).

  48. Mama Pinkus

    airbushed so much she looks like a rubber doll

  49. bobalay

    Another new special infected from left for dead2?

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