Tara Reid in Playboy

December 18th, 2009 // 255 Comments

Scans of Tara Reid’s Playboy spread are already starting to leak online, but in an effort to avoid Hugh Hefner coming to my house and putting his old man balls on my face – “The Holly Madison,” I believe he calls it – I’m only posting one pic to confirm how airbrushed these babies are. And, seriously, they have to be joking. I’ll believe Britney Spears writes quantum physics theorems in her diary before even considering the possibility Tara Reid has perfectly spherical breasts. They could have at least kept the anchor poking out. For realism’s sake.

Pics link to NSFW versions.

Scope Out the Entire Pictorial on Playboy.com Monday 12/21

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  1. Galtacticus

    The only one who’s drooling here is probably TW.

  2. whodiwho

    I’d love to have Hugh Hefner’s balls on my face. I would lick his taint.

    I’m gay and proud!

  3. Oh brother. Playboy is over. SO OVER.

  4. chupika

    Would be easier to cut her head and paste it onto a nice body. Her body is gross, even photoshop doesn’t help.

  5. See Alice

    I didnt know the living could be embalmed ?

  6. stop the X-mas music

    wow I think this would have been a faster fix if they just drew her in 3d form. Photoshop says whew I did my duty!

  7. lamuella

    jesus christ, is there a woman behind the photoshop there?

  8. Joey_1242@hotmail.com

    Tara’s upcoming film, starring Cloris Leachman – the official site!
    http://www.thefieldsmovie.com/

  9. PompousAss

    Where do you put the air in for this blow up doll?

  10. Pat

    SO PHOTOSHOPED !!!!!

  11. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    This is supposed to be Tara Reid, seriously? This is so overdone, the face doesn’t even look like her.

  12. Tony the tigger

    I have seen less airbrushing on a 1970′s era Chevy van with California tags.

  13. tara_blows (or likes blow)

    Whoa….not even good photochopping at that! Here’s a few more pics, she WISHES she looked even remotely like those pics….sad.

    http://www.funzine.nl/2009/12/18/fotos-tara-reid-in-playboy/

  14. Deanna

    People should take it easy on poor Tara Reed. She seems like such a talented, giving, intelligent individual that oozes integrity… HA, I can’t even fake it. Tear this bitch a part please!

  15. Walter

    They must have applied the body make-up with a trowel and used a Cray for the Photoshop.

  16. Abby

    wow this woman is perfect! who is she?

  17. “@28: Haha – I love your posts that always equate health with excess body fat. Unless it’s a VERY rare case where it’s too the extreme…the less body fat somebody has the healthier they are. I agree that this photo was photoshopped beyond comprehension…but you’re fucking clueless when it comes to health. Your pudgy arms are not “healthy” – you’re not overweight to the point that it’s unhealthy but if you slimmed down you’d look a lot better and likely even improve your health.”

    WOW #45, really? My posts that always equate health with excess body fat? I’m not really sure what you’re referring to as “always” ? Please, clue me in. I rarely even comment on this website (unlike you who obviously visits daily and probably SEVERAL times a day). I’m not sure how you consider me clueless when it comes to health. You do not know my workout regimen, nor my eating habits. You must be a grade A kind of guy (your ID speaks volumes). Find another hobby besides trying to personally insult others. Life outside your computer really isn’t that scary. =)

  18. Rob

    Might as well have just made a CGI model at that point. Prolly would have been easier to start from the ground up rather than fix so many damn flaws.

  19. F'ER

    Damn, Tiger’s whores look a lot better than this trash.

  20. F'ER

    Damn, anyone got her phone, email, website, home address for this trash? Post it here.

  21. Joe Briggs

    So, when is she going to be in Hustler?

  22. Photoshop Police

    Who the hell scanned these pages?

    How can any of you freakbags judge the quality of retouching on these when the scans are way out of focus and compressed and artifacted as all hell?

    Someone needs to drink a giant bucket of STFU until we see quality scans!

  23. bmose

    Didn’t she have blue skin in “Avatar”?

  24. Agent 365

    Props to the design school dropout who choked down Hugh Hefner’s rotting dong to get this spread.

  25. Matrim

    I’m almost sure that this isn’t the actually Playboy scans, this looks more like something someone knocked together in their basement and posted everywhere saying “OMG look at theez noodz I got from PB!”

  26. Nameless

    Wow…this pic is so photoshopped it’s actually been made blurry and hurts the eyes when viewed fullscreen.

  27. NOT just sayin'...

    You are all so fucking corny.

  28. She's nasty looking

    This is so unfortunate. I’ve heard her on the radio pimping out her playboy pics, and she’s saying stuff like “my pics are the best I’ve ever looked”, “they give me such confidence to know I really look that good”, etc. She doesn’t look anything like her pics; in her pics, she looks smooth & hot. In reality, she’s nasty, rippled, wrinkled, hagged out & skanked out.

  29. She's nasty looking

    This is so unfortunate. I’ve heard her on the radio pimping out her playboy pics, and she’s saying stuff like “my pics are the best I’ve ever looked”, “they give me such confidence to know I really look that good”, etc. She doesn’t look anything like her pics; in her pics, she looks smooth & hot. In reality, she’s nasty, rippled, wrinkled, hagged out & skanked out.

  30. Is that Tara Reid? well the quality of picture isnt sharp enough it has been well tampered with not to suit the eyes.

  31. I'm here for the laughs

    Yeah, it’s Tara Reid. She apparently only has one good boob (the right one) because her left one (the one that fell out of her clothes that one time?) looks like it’s facing way far to the left, kinda like a walleye boob, and so much so that it looks like it no longer has a nipple.

  32. Chris from Maine

    holy crap.. playboy is getting way out of control on this airbrushing thing.. I mean this is ridiculous. It doesnt even look like her.

    the creatures in Avatar are more realistic then that pic.

  33. foog

    “I’ll believe Britney Spears writes quantum physics theorems in her diary before even considering the possibility Tara Reid has perfectly spherical breasts.”

    Might I direct you to the Brittney Spears guide to Semiconductor Physics?

    http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm

  34. Danny Tanner

    Tits look good but what the hell happened to her face???

  35. When are they going to stop photo-shopping human heads onto Barbies plastic body??

  36. I agree w/you guys…this is sad but not as sad as Demi Moore will wind up.

  37. what's all this?

    her nip looks like a little alien tying to burst out of her silicon T-T

  38. Christopher

    I’ve made more realistic pics from scratch with Photoshop.

  39. me

    wow… she looks like a Real Doll… and NOT in a good way.

  40. Kurt C.

    The Stomach and the legs look like someone drew some vector shapes, and attached Tara’s head to the shapes.
    We know her stomach is all f’d up, but this is just ridiculous. She is sitting with her legs up, and her stomach is just a flat shape. there is know rippling at all.
    Completely absurd.

  41. ding a ling

    Let’s see the “Before Photo”.. I am a graphic artist.. trust me.. PHOTOSHOP!! Not only that.. I detect a blurred body along with it. No one is natural anymore. If everyone was not digitally enhanced we would have nightmares.

  42. matt

    I call bogus on this, Playboy wouldn’t let garbage like this in their publication. Even though they are flagging financially, they seem to still have the budget for well trained retouch artists. This looks like something from a first year Jr College student taking a crack at photoshop in the learning annex.

  43. @11
    haha as soon as I saw it I was thinking exactly the same thing!
    It looks like it was scanned though so that’d probably make it blurry…

  44. Jim

    I agree with 95. There is no way this is a real leaked Playboy photo. This is way to amateurish. It’s clearly a hoax. Just her face pasted onto somebody else’s body.

  45. Laurel C.

    Hahhaaa #6 ur sooooo right !

    Wtf is this chick even famous for ? Drinking & doing drugs ? & being a shitty actress ?

    & SHE HAS SAGGY TITS ! (which arent even really hers)

  46. Laurel C.

    Hahhaaa #6 ur sooooo right !

    Wtf is this chick even famous for ? Drinking & doing drugs ? & being a shitty actress ?

    & SHE HAS SAGGY TITS ! (which arent even really hers)

  47. Billy

    photoshop much?

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