Scans of Tara Reid’s Playboy spread are already starting to leak online, but in an effort to avoid Hugh Hefner coming to my house and putting his old man balls on my face – “The Holly Madison,” I believe he calls it – I’m only posting one pic to confirm how airbrushed these babies are. And, seriously, they have to be joking. I’ll believe Britney Spears writes quantum physics theorems in her diary before even considering the possibility Tara Reid has perfectly spherical breasts. They could have at least kept the anchor poking out. For realism’s sake.
Pics link to NSFW versions.
Scope Out the Entire Pictorial on Playboy.com Monday 12/21
Photo: Playboy
imaspankyou | December 18, 2009 at 4:12 pm
first !
guyinaz | December 18, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Some dude got carpal tunnel syndrome from having to airbrush the shit out of those pictures
Guest | December 18, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I’m not even going to comment on how PHOTOSHOPPED this is ….
ButtBoobs | December 18, 2009 at 4:13 pm
FIRST! She looks alright …
Giggles | December 18, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Ohmygod. Someone will need a new mouse now after all that Photoshop editing.
Jenn | December 18, 2009 at 4:15 pm
it looks like they plopped her head onto someone elses body and then did nothing to make them look the same at all……her face is even a different color >.< who are they trying to fool here?
Parker | December 18, 2009 at 4:21 pm
ahahahaha it’s a caricature portrait like you get at the circus. What’s next, line drawings of stick figures?
ELH | December 18, 2009 at 4:21 pm
@6
It doesn’t even look like it was photoshopped onto some on elses body, it looks like her head was edited on top of a real doll. That is not skin, that is silicone.
Crusty | December 18, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I have no idea who that is in the picture – but she’s good looking. I betcha Tara Reid would give her left boob to look that good..
ppl | December 18, 2009 at 4:23 pm
It looks like beer goggle to me….
Cooper | December 18, 2009 at 4:23 pm
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
> Gaussian blur
(until original picture is battered to shit)
funniest picture of the year
Cindy | December 18, 2009 at 4:24 pm
The Rea Doll looks more lifelike than these pictures.
Jason | December 18, 2009 at 4:26 pm
After seeing these doctored photos and comparing them with what she has to look at in the mirror every morning, Tara is going to need heavy doses of alcohol and drugs to numb the pain of her pathetically empty life. She doesn’t even have looks going for her. At least if she were hot she could get along well enough as a shallow person, but she can’t even do that. Emptiness is much worse than shallowness. Shallowness can conceal the emptiness hidden inside. Pure emptiness stares right at you and says, “You’re a fucking loser. And you’re ugly too.”
whodiwho | December 18, 2009 at 4:27 pm
she looks like an ugly miss piggy
dave | December 18, 2009 at 4:30 pm
She’s wearing someones else’s skin suit.
Ricky Bobby | December 18, 2009 at 4:30 pm
wow, they airbrushed her so hard she doesn’t even have knuckles anymore
Minie Mouse | December 18, 2009 at 4:34 pm
It’s not even done well. It looks like a cartoon.
Dang_CGI_PHOTOSHOP | December 18, 2009 at 4:35 pm
You can even see that these pics are photoshopped. This is a terrible picture and obviously not finished by the artist either. Your eyes even have a hard time focusing correctly while staring at her right titt.
I think we need to just give up on going after Tara. Common now, when we saw her appear in movies such as Van Wilder and what not, you all thoguht wow I want to have wild sex with that girl.
Well now that the directed painted on hollywood face has been removed you’re attacking her. Sure plastic surgery could have been done better or avoided all together. Either way I say we just move on to the next flavor of the year, megan fox is still crazy and I bet in a few more years she’ll end up with some sort of defect in her bought and CGI created beauty for us to attack.
Sardonic | December 18, 2009 at 4:36 pm
No. No. You must be mistaken. This is her wax figure from Madame Tussauds.
Anthony Kingdom James | December 18, 2009 at 4:39 pm
How much would Tara Reid have to pay to have that airbrush artist follow her around in her daily life, continuously airbrushing her so that she doesn’t look like a swamp monster to the naked eye?
Anthony Kingdom James | December 18, 2009 at 4:39 pm
How much would Tara Reid have to pay to have that airbrush artist follow her around in her daily life, continuously airbrushing her so that she doesn’t look like a swamp monster to the naked eye?
Fester Bestertester | December 18, 2009 at 4:43 pm
This photo has had excessive blurring applied to make a fraudulent case.
If you don’t like Tara or Playboy, fine. Certainly the Playboy photos will be retouched as they always are, even for models with fewer apparent flaws than Tara Reid, however this amateurish piece of garbage is not even close to their publication standard.
Is anyone even certain this is a picture of Tara Reid, the face bears no resemblance? It could easily be a blurry photo of some entirely different person.
Balloon Boy | December 18, 2009 at 4:59 pm
We did it for the show
B@RT | December 18, 2009 at 5:01 pm
First time they did so much airbrush on anyone?
quake | December 18, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Photoshopped to fuck and back.
T Woods | December 18, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I dunno. I’d tap that. I could do with a new place too… I wonder if she’s looking…
Hecubus | December 18, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Holy crap, I honestly thought that was a joke pic. It looks like an unreleased screen from A scanner darkly.
Alli Watermelon | December 18, 2009 at 5:11 pm
It’s not too often someone’s nude pictures have to be photoshopped in order to make them look HEAVIER (and amongst other things, obviously). Yes, it’s terribly photoshopped…her breasts don’t look like that, nor does her tummy or thighs…AND…she’s not that healthy: she’s MUCH thinner. I kind of feel bad for the girl honestly.
O-M-goodness | December 18, 2009 at 5:13 pm
WOW talk about photoshopped
She doesn’t even look real
name | December 18, 2009 at 5:14 pm
These look as real as those Megan Fox “hacked” pictures
Premo Rough | December 18, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Pictorials retouched by Randal?
Delgo | December 18, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Looks like a Dechirico
Racer X | December 18, 2009 at 5:16 pm
FAIL.
mikka! | December 18, 2009 at 5:18 pm
the worst photoshoped work ever .. you can notice all the arrangements!
designer word!
Haywood Jablowmie | December 18, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Who cares if it is ‘shopped? You will excuse me while I reach for the Vaseline, and a handful of sand. Aaaaah.
Mr Obvious | December 18, 2009 at 5:19 pm
As the others have already stated over and over again. The blur level on this photo is beyond laughable. Check out her fingernail and the unbelievable low detail you can make out because of the extent of the blur that was used, lol. It doesn’t even look like a fingernail its so far blurred.
AVX | December 18, 2009 at 5:20 pm
At this point it’s not even an airbrushed photograph, it’s a drawing.
im | December 18, 2009 at 5:28 pm
With all that Photoshopping, why didn’t they make her face less ugly? I mean, if you recreate everything else about her, why not her remove the hollow barfly checks?
timmy the dying boy | December 18, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Playboy has hit the skids something awful these days, but it’s nothing compared to what Penthouse has gone through.
Sport | December 18, 2009 at 6:14 pm
#37!
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
Michael Vick | December 18, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Why didn’t they just insert photos of Andy Reid? That would have been as believable as this shit.
Boogeyman King Dong | December 18, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Damn! Even her navel is airbrushed!
Spooge | December 18, 2009 at 6:20 pm
God… it’s so photoshopped she looks like a plastic mannequin.
Darth | December 18, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Window dummies for Playboy spreds?! Is this a crisis thing?!
Fat Chicks Suck | December 18, 2009 at 6:30 pm
@28: Haha – I love your posts that always equate health with excess body fat. Unless it’s a VERY rare case where it’s too the extreme…the less body fat somebody has the healthier they are. I agree that this photo was photoshopped beyond comprehension…but you’re fucking clueless when it comes to health. Your pudgy arms are not “healthy” – you’re not overweight to the point that it’s unhealthy but if you slimmed down you’d look a lot better and likely even improve your health.
Only in America are there people ignorant enough to associate healthy with fat. The fattest country in the world gets fatter and dumber by the day – I’m not sure how much longer I can take it.
Tanzarian | December 18, 2009 at 6:30 pm
So this is what it feels like to have cataracts.
Fat Chicks Suck | December 18, 2009 at 6:31 pm
@40: Really?
KindOfBlue | December 18, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Hahhahhahhahhah!!
rah! rah! | December 18, 2009 at 6:38 pm
This is the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
bllaz | December 18, 2009 at 6:39 pm
where are all her wrinkes and loose hanging skin flaps? This girl’s skin hangs on her like she used to be 200 lbs, but is now 100
These pics are laughable- she should pay playboy to make hert look like this- her real life skin pics are disgusting