Here’s Tara Reid vacationing with her new boyfriend Michael Axtmann in St. Tropez yesterday, and you guys go ahead and enjoy. I’ll be doing something a little less damaging to my eyes like, I dunno, staring directly into the sun for five hours. *opens window* AH! That’s a healthy burn.
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anon | July 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm
she’s quite lumpy
Pico Mornay | July 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I think that the only decent part in her body are her tits…
ohtara | July 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm
plastic surgery is sweet!
Taz | July 27, 2009 at 2:07 pm
she was hot in van wilder
negroid | July 27, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I likes that. Yum yum!!! Tara, I’d tear you up, sexy thang!!
negroid | July 27, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I likes that. Yum yum!!! Tara, I’d tear you up, sexy thang!!
Harold^Sick | July 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Likely, her vagina is reminiscent of a piece of lettuce, which inadvertently fell from Jared’s Subway sandwich, and was forgotten under the sun for days.
gnipgnop | July 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm
In the eighth pic it appears that the deli counter is open.
Nuage | July 27, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I’d still do her
DJ | July 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm
8th pic…wtf?
sierra | July 27, 2009 at 2:26 pm
#3 seriously? have you seen her frankennipples?
sixpack | July 27, 2009 at 2:33 pm
….vacation again????? This bitch works…WHEN??
uh Uh UH! Yeah | July 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Picture 8 meat curtain is now my screensaver
Shane | July 27, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Gross times a thousand!!!
The Jerk | July 27, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Does the boyfriend realize he’s dating a tranny yet or is he blind to what actually he fucks at night?
TexasTranny | July 27, 2009 at 3:02 pm
pretty bikini…………the bottoms looks like panties
John C | July 27, 2009 at 3:04 pm
i dunno, she’s a little too skinny for my tastes though…
Sheik Yabooty | July 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm
She’s on the right side of the globe for her looks…
ROUGH daddy | July 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm
If you spend a couple of years working close to Tara (lights out) Reid and develop a bond,,,you’ll bang her…she still have the face, & charm and I’m assuming the docs didn’t touch her cooze…
twzzlrgirl | July 27, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Fish!!!!! OMG, my eyes!!!
Can I sue?
MarkM | July 27, 2009 at 3:15 pm
She’s no Perez Hilton…But I’d still do her!
unui | July 27, 2009 at 3:21 pm
yay Tara!
is the boat ok?
The Jerk | July 27, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@19.. You know youre seriously giving that sperm bucket the benefit of the doubt with that assumption no one touched her vah jay jay considering you can see everything else has been surgically “enhanced” for full FAILURE.
Tsk Tsk.. ;D
jesus | July 27, 2009 at 3:31 pm
years ago i would bang this whore at least twice. these days, i think not.
Darth Retard | July 27, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I’m sure this guy thinks he is in 7th heaven cause he’s banging the chick from American Pie.
Sadly he is also banging the chick from My Boss’s Daughter and Alone In The Dark.
sean | July 27, 2009 at 3:56 pm
i hear that all of the “ugly chicks who were once extremely hot chicks, who only now are attempting to de-uglify themselves to become the extremely hot chicks they once were” chicks fuck great because they feel they have to make up for their shortcomings.
crazypants | July 27, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Seriously she looks fine. Yes, she has the bad lipo stomach, but what’s done is done. Fake boobs, but lots of people are cool w/ those.
She’s slim, not too flabby or slack or untoned. Her butt looks good in all of the standing pics. No one looks good clambering out of the water or off the board or whatever she’s on – it’s just not a good look for anyone.
She was partying on a boat and drinking umbrella drinks w/ her friends in St Tropez. Later that night she probably went clubbing.
WTF did you do this weekend, ya hating bastards?
Champ | July 27, 2009 at 4:44 pm
waste of a life. Sad really.
http://www.popduds.com/ | July 27, 2009 at 5:00 pm
DO NOT WANT!
EuroNeckPain | July 27, 2009 at 5:06 pm
#27 you have low standards and to answer your question, I was on the beach near St Tropez this weekend, see, not all of us go to Walmart on weekends.
Seriously, this woman doesn’t make me laugh any more, her body is wrong all over (chicklet teeth, overbleached hair, uneven boobs sitting too low, weird legs, lumpy stomach, and a chest like a tree trunk); It is disturbing because she used to be very good looking and she did not need these “enhancements”. Mental sickness is not funny.
Mama Pinkus | July 27, 2009 at 5:07 pm
That gal needs fuller coverage
whatever | July 27, 2009 at 6:01 pm
You freaks on here that think YOU look good in a bikini at her age, need to get a life and stop being so judgemental. First, she’s prettier than you, looks better than you and has more money than you.
All of you that are complaining are over-weight or bald, or ugly or jealous!
Get a life. If she gave you a double-look, you’d trip over your own feet just to touch her hand..You know you would, you’d never admit it though.
Bunch of jealous, petty people..So funny..grow up!
bobby | July 27, 2009 at 6:02 pm
yuck, stick a fork in her she is done
Scott | July 27, 2009 at 6:06 pm
“#27 you have low standards and to answer your question, I was on the beach near St Tropez this weekend, see, not all of us go to Walmart on weekends.”
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH WALMART OMFGHAHAHAHA
That was quite possibly the most asinine joke I’ve ever read. Fail.
The Nice Girl | July 27, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Seriously, WTF is hanging out of her suit in #8? I’m a woman, and even I’m not sure what that is.
Thandrale | July 27, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Why doesn’t the dumbass wear a one piece? Then she’d be relatively hot again.
Personally though I like a gal with some mileage on her. It’s better than those smooth plastic looking barbie bodies.
NoMoreDouches | July 27, 2009 at 7:48 pm
RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY
Mrs Eugenia Turner | July 27, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I keep waiting for an alien to pop out of her deformed chest.
Finland | July 27, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I’m also wondering what tha fck is that …thing in 8th pic :DDD
Alli Watermelon | July 27, 2009 at 8:41 pm
#32, honestly…why would anyone be jealous of her? I do look better in a bikini than she does. I LOOK HUMAN…as she does not (sadly). She was hot several years ago before she had several botched plastic surgery procedures. The “your just jealous, yada yada yada” banter won’t work in this case. Sure, I feel bad for the girl for having bad plastic surgery. But that doesn’t mean she looks good because I feel sorry for her…and sure as hell doesn’t mean any of us are JEALOUS of her. What a bunch of asinine bullshit you came up with. Get real.
whatever | July 27, 2009 at 9:01 pm
#40…You’re so jealous and weak minded. That is quite obvious!
mattillac | July 27, 2009 at 9:11 pm
i’d bang her till my dick fell off if i could get SUPER HIGH!!! otherwise, eew.
Meh | July 27, 2009 at 9:46 pm
This woman has some pretty mangled labia. What are they doing growing out of her thighs? Did a surgeon remove and reattach them to her legs?
Fox13 | July 27, 2009 at 11:06 pm
41 – take your meds please.
Girl is hideous…HIDEOUS!
Fox13 | July 27, 2009 at 11:11 pm
41 – take your meds please.
Girl is hideous…HIDEOUS!
whatever | July 27, 2009 at 11:19 pm
#41..Whatever…grow up and stop being so judgemental, and mental.
omgfufu | July 27, 2009 at 11:47 pm
First comment after years of reading the SF.
Hey SF… FUCK YOU!
Lohan suddenly looks attractive.
DCMikeRotch | July 28, 2009 at 12:22 am
I feel the need to lick her like a kid with an ice cream cone. Because her body looks like it’s melting and shit in the sun.
Annie Likes Anal | July 28, 2009 at 1:57 am
I know I am going to get lambasted for this, but exactly what the hell is wrong with a one piece swim suit. They make tons of cute, sexy ones and Tara, and Lisa Rhinna, especially, could benefit. Why the need to show off the bad lipo which has made this chick such a joke. If she has a nude scene to prep for (good god lets hope that’s not the case) then it’s called spray tan Tara. It might even save you from the leather monster, which, judging from the amount of time you spend in bikinis, is knocking on your door baby.
Annie Likes Anal | July 28, 2009 at 1:59 am
P.S. Her boyfriend has a serious case of the gay face. Hollah!