Tara Reid in a biki- AHH!

April 23rd, 2009 // 103 Comments

I know, as Americans, we’re not supposed to torture. But sometimes I can’t help myself. Now, where’s the microfilm, you sonofabitch?! I can do this all day.

Photos: Retna/The Sun
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  1. liz4sale

    #32/#42 oh and just to clear this up for you, you are doing the exact same thing as everyone else, but instead you are trashing the commenters on this site instead of the posts on the site, which i think is probably more sad than anything. i duno, just a thought.

  2. So Sad

    47 & 48 – I’m not angry by the responses, just shows how you think. Not begging for responses, just knew you wouldn’t be able to resist. Just because I’m not like some of you and ONLY talk shit about other people in a very harsh way….I’m a douche. Save the world??? Somebody should sure try and it’s sad that people can’t be more productive than this. Say what you want and I’ll say what I want. You won’t like it and I won’t care. So that’s how it works, if you don’t use fowl lanuage and say things you wouldn’t say in front of your mom or children…..if you have children, then you aren’t welcome to share your thoughts? Great group of people. Sorry you can’t see how sad it is…there are plenty of ways to get your point across without being so rude.

  3. IRON TWAT

    @52 if you don’t care, then why are you putting so much energy into it? Fuck off.

  4. So Sad

    50 & 51 – Maybe oneday you will find out!!!!! There is a difference, you just don’t see it. That’s ok though

    49 – Good point and your right, people who don’t agree or see the joy in talking trash about other people that are trying to live their lives, just like you and I….shouldn’t visit this site. With that, I’m out and the haters will be happy, no matter to me. Just remember what goes around comes around and it has a name………..KARMA!!!!

  5. g_girl

    GROSS. Also, why does she insist on wearing bikinis?

  6. So Sad

    MAN THERE ARE SOME MEAN ASS PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD>>>>>>>>SO SAD!!!!

    53 – Your right, not worth the time or effort I’m putting in to it…… no need to let all this negativity get me down so I’m not wasting any more of my time. If this is what makes you feel important then so be it……Good luck on that!!

    SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!! SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!SO SAD!!!!

    That which doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger!!!!
    BYE – HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

  7. IRON TWAT

    @56 – Kanye?

  8. Aaaaaaaaaaand another sad douche bucket goes down in flames…

  9. Ash

    Dude get over it , Tara Reid’s stomach isn’t even that bad… Damn!
    Post a picture of yourself and please allow me to pick it apart

    Better yet perhaps i’ll start my own gossip columb and feature you as my top story??

    Get over it…

  10. sunshine

    #47 – you are hilarious and exactly right!

  11. Victoria

    So what? She isnt perfect who cares. All of the people on here bashing her because of what her body looks like should take a look in the mirror…do you have cellulite? Yes. I bet you do. Are you a guy who has lots of muscles? Im sure you have stretchmarks. Who cares. Dont come on here and trash talk this girl. She is having fun a living her life. And that is great she feels comfortable in a bikini despite all of the horrible things people say.

  12. Victoria

    So what? She isnt perfect who cares. All of the people on here bashing her because of what her body looks like should take a look in the mirror…do you have cellulite? Yes. I bet you do. Are you a guy who has lots of muscles? Im sure you have stretchmarks. Who cares. Dont come on here and trash talk this girl. She is having fun a living her life. And that is great she feels comfortable in a bikini despite all of the horrible things people say.

  13. mikeock

    Not bad for someone who has had a couple of kids. What? She hasn’t? Oh … never mind.

  14. Frist' Battered Vagina Hole

    #52 we must do tea sometime dear.

  15. jenny

    #52 Fowl = Birds I think the word you were going for is FOUL

  16. J

    I still do her.

  17. Katsup

    Honestly, I don’t think she looks that bad.

  18. 1moreidiotintheworld

    I just hurled in my lap……………………. it looks just like her melted stomach……

  19. Susan Smirn

    Maybe her fuck*n’ manager should tell her to wear one-piece, for cripes sake. It’s not the end of the world to get old. We are all gonna die, so get over it.

  20. Susan Smirn

    Maybe her fuck*n’ manager should tell her to wear one-piece, for cripes sake. It’s not the end of the world to get old. We are all gonna die, so get over it.

  21. Who the hell is Tara Reid? Name rings a bell, but thats all.

  22. Taras stomach

    1-71… Youre wake up call is here… You are all douche bags

  23. Taras nipples

    72. Good grammar

  24. dot

    Give her a little credit, at least she’s not trying to hide anything, and that means she has bigger stones than most of you sockfuckers. Besides, what’s there is still better than 98% of the women you see at the beach.

  25. azalea

    Face it. She’s still hotter that anything any of you guys is ever going to be with. Especially considering that most days the only woman you even see is your mom, and then only when it’s time for her foot rub..

  26. megan

    ok most of your stuff is really funny but leave this chick alone. god, i’m sure she feels terrible enough about her body without you pointing it out every time a pic of her is taken.

  27. Lex

    Cute puppy!

  28. Americans are so desperate & dumb, SILL WEARING A BIKINI!!
    (the dog was “RAISED” in her belly, folks?)

  29. There is something wrong with her stomach, its like there rea lot of saggy skin, her boobs looks grteat though!

  30. She may have had surgery, which Im completely against, but at least she’s not fat like the rest of you fuckers ha ha!

    If you don’t like my comments then sue me, but I’ll charge you first bitches!

  31. lucy

    I have searched for more photos of this beauty and foun lot more on http://everyceleb.com/tara-reid-shows-herself-on-the-beach/article-3167

  32. sonam

    ew ew ew!!!

  33. killa

    she has a fergie hairline

  34. wow

    This is the worst Friday ever. Thanks for nothing, superficial.

  35. underdog

    That’s what happens when you give birth to a case of jack Daniels with a bottle of Vicodin for a head.

  36. underdog

    Just to mention, the people on here defending her are probably distorted fat Aliens as well.

  37. Fati

    She should never do this agin. Never again. *wipes vomit off mouth*

  38. darksidepoints

    Are women supposed to have a 5cm gap between their breasts?

  39. Reycez

    Everyone downing Tara reid needs to suck farts out of her ass. She looks better than 3/4′s of you fucks, and she’s laughing all the way to the bank.

    Go Tara, you look fabulous girl!

  40. blargh

    If she gained some fat, that would revitalize her easily. Quit smoking, drinking, etc and there you go, the Tara from American Pie is back. I’m talking “basic layer of fat needed by the human body to not age rapidly” fat.

    But if she really does have Body Dysmorphic Disorder I doubt she’d like to gain weight, eventhough it would do her good.

    Someone should give her a hug. :P

  41. SoSadisMad

    So Sad – look we get it, you don’t like it when people get picked on for how they look. But the reality is, that is how being an actress/actor works. If you base your career on your looks, use your body to land you parts, and then get surgery that makes you look like a dried prune, then you have basically just ended your career.

    It’s sad, tragic, and yes, funny. People will laugh at anything. Death, sex, drugs, food, plastic surgery, has been celebrities. It’s all fair game for comedy.

    Is it fair? I don’t know.

    Do I feel sorry for her? Yes a little. Not much, but a little. I know of a lot more people who have been dealt worse in life. She still has options. She can go back to school, get a degree, lead a quiet life where people won’t make fun of her every time she wears a bathing suit. It’s the life most of us live. She can take that route if she can stand not being famous anymore. It’s up to her.

  42. She should have never had that surgery

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  45. gina

    her stomach looks better than i’ve seen it before, i think. her boob job is still effed up but i think if she tries to have any more surgery to fix it it will just make things worse, with her plastic surgery luck.

  46. Tara

    I bet nobody important reads you guy’s ignorant crap.
    You all should get a life

  47. This is “So Freakin Hot”? If she had a T-shirt she could probably get some cute pictures. ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE, Tara.

    @ 92 – Options. She could wear more clothes. That’s another option.

  48. SoSadIsMad

    @98 – I agree, a t-shirt would help and a good bra. It’s really not that bad, all she needs is a little guidance.

  49. mark

    This is exactly as I remember my grandma laying out by the pool when I would spend the summers with her. Now I must go and vomit.

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