I know, as Americans, we’re not supposed to torture. But sometimes I can’t help myself. Now, where’s the microfilm, you sonofabitch?! I can do this all day.
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Tara | April 23, 2009 at 1:18 pm
My Frankenbellybumps are bigger than your sad little cocks, you fucking cubicle nobodies.
Justin | April 23, 2009 at 1:19 pm
She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a tall basketball player on a tall dating place named: _____Tallconnect . CO M ,really?
havana | April 23, 2009 at 1:21 pm
there’s a mistake in the pictures below the main one
dk | April 23, 2009 at 1:22 pm
what a fucking disaster….
Rough Daddy | April 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Theres not need to beat this chic up! wish she didnt take the easy way out for her own sake,,,
SoTe | April 23, 2009 at 1:24 pm
That’s not Tara… that midget is trying to take over the blog… run for your lives!!!!!
Tara’s abs remind me of my grandma…after she was dead. yup, I said it.
http://www.funderoos.com | April 23, 2009 at 1:24 pm
fix the photos fish
RichPort's Ghost | April 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm
She looks like a chick that lost 400 lbs and can’t afford radical skin removal treatment.
SoTe | April 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Oh my god, that’s worst. Put the midget back!
xxxdeadgirlsuperstarxxx | April 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm
poor doggy
Rick | April 23, 2009 at 1:27 pm
At least this dog gets a contact high. Paris’ dog got mutant STDs and an inflamed septum.
nastyness | April 23, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Silly Tara..
its April… Halloween doesn’t come tell October you can take off your costume now…
smarg | April 23, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I bet she’d be a fun fuck. She knows what to do with a man’s cock. I bet she takes it in the ass, too.
Yum.
Jizzle Lizzle | April 23, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Fake!
You can tell by the way her skin sags in all the wrong places.
This is just like that movie with Tara Reid where she gets turned out by a bunch of immature frat boys and ends up getting her guts crushed by Van Wilder.
Valerie | April 23, 2009 at 1:32 pm
@ 13–she’d HAVE to…..seriously…..poor, poor girl : (
Sam | April 23, 2009 at 1:32 pm
The dog is trying to explain to Tara an important point some flamer made back in the Miss California story: “No self-respecting man is going to enjoy topping someone with a shitty hole. Responsible bottoms clean out.”
spamfighter | April 23, 2009 at 1:35 pm
#15 – agree. seriously. fine looking young girl who effed up her looks permanently. Sad.
Zanna | April 23, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Nice “spray tan halo” around her face.
She’s got expression of someone who thought that spray on six-pack ab tan was going to fix EVERYTHING.
RichPort's Ghost | April 23, 2009 at 1:46 pm
More like the spray on Sharpei…
miggs | April 23, 2009 at 1:48 pm
As long as she gets her nightly dose of spray on group semen, she’ll be fine.
James | April 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Yeah, aside from the weirdness on her stomach, (which, get over it, it’s not like there’s anything she can DO about it at this point) she looks fine. She’s in good shape.
Good God. Everyone can calm the fuck down.
Vally | April 23, 2009 at 1:49 pm
poor almost hottie. she looks ok but one cant fix ghetto, she just is. look at her taste in clothing or people who hold her drunk ass up or surgeons. she needs to be a stripper. there she’d be in the top 5% in the dim lights and all. she looks like a pain in the ass. at least paris looks fun-ish.
Dog | April 23, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I’m going to scoot on those bumps again tonight.
Tara's boyfriend | April 23, 2009 at 1:54 pm
She has the most rancid 3am cumburps.
Rough Daddy | April 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Lesson to be learn here, for the sweat hogs, who prefer surgery instead of a nice morning run…
amanda | April 23, 2009 at 2:05 pm
why dosnt she just wear a 1 piece or a tankini?
bikinis are made for people w/something to show off, and her body looks fine in clothes!
wpgtech | April 23, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Maybe my standards are lower, but I’d still hit that.
Drinking Games | April 23, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I guess the term “pig skin” is no longer just a reference to the football.
liz4sale | April 23, 2009 at 2:08 pm
i feel bad for her. hollywood chewed her up and spit her out. shes even got the scars to prove it. seriously tho, it must take every ounce of her courage to go out like that.
Andrea Casson | April 23, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Think you all need to lay off with the nasty comments there are far worse out there and she is a lovely girl.
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2009 at 2:19 pm
#28, I added a drinking game to your link. It is called Jerry’s Kids. I think I will play it right now, only with pills instead of beers.
So Sad | April 23, 2009 at 2:27 pm
How sad it is that people have nothing better to do than sit in front of a computer and bad mouth people they don’t even know. What a world we live in!! I know some dumb asses are going to have something really shitty and rude to say about me and again with NO clue who I am…..and gues what who the fu*k are you and why should I care. That being said…..I guess it’s true what they say, talking badly about others helps some people feel better about themselves. GET A LIFE!!
and if you have that much free time… do something that matters in this world.
Let the games begin………
amanda | April 23, 2009 at 2:32 pm
#32
look at you, talking bad about people youve never met – nice work!
Beans Baxter | April 23, 2009 at 2:35 pm
She could’ve just worked out and all those toxins would’ve left the body. Instead she went the surgery route. Her boobs were fine as they were. Such a shame.
Would still hit with assunder.
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2009 at 2:35 pm
#32 are you new here??
Courtyardpigeon | April 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm
The worst part about this is that she was VERY hot and decided to do this to herself instead of dieting and exercising.
RichPort's Ghost | April 23, 2009 at 2:46 pm
#32 – We can curse here you fucking douche.
AJ | April 23, 2009 at 3:00 pm
She looks as good as she can get in her bikini. The boy shorts are a wise choice for most females that do not exercise regularly.
Rhialto | April 23, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Holy shit! Did she got her belly button fixed?
Biki Fan | April 23, 2009 at 3:05 pm
That is a cute biki girl, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BIKI!?
Truth | April 23, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Hell I’d still bang her!
So Sad | April 23, 2009 at 3:09 pm
#33 – Hook line and sinker……what I said doesn’t even come close to the awful things others have said on this site. Don’t be so simple, that you can’t see the bigger picture.
#35 – Does that matter?
#37 – What’s your point? nice name calling….feel better now?
I’m well aware that there are going to be people that don’t like or want to hear what I have to say. They will call me names ex>#37. Like I said before it’s whatever makes you feel better about yourself. THE TRUTH HURTS!!!! Some people can’t handle it and this is their way of dealing with that…..
What’s next????
Gando | April 23, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Maybe they transplanted the belly button of the lill doggie to her?
Mr. Jones | April 23, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Looking at her tummy reminds me…
Isn’t there a new Nightmare on Elm Street coming out?
Rhialto | April 23, 2009 at 3:19 pm
When were these photos taken?
Drinking Games | April 23, 2009 at 3:20 pm
#31. Thanks, I love it. Check your email.
RichPort's Ghost | April 23, 2009 at 3:29 pm
#42 – You are new here I see… and I feel fantastic. Well except for my pants, which are always tight on the crotch. Which sucks when I go to the grocery store because I keep getting accused of trying to steal a keilbasa…
Lemme see… you come here trying to be righteous and begging for responses, then try to be indignant when you get them… is that about right? I was right. You are a fucking douche. Go save the world somewhere else.
Zanna | April 23, 2009 at 3:49 pm
So Sad should change its name to MASSENGIL.
Sally | April 23, 2009 at 3:56 pm
#32: Why in the world would you read a blog side titled “the superficial” and then complain about it being superficial. Um…that’s kinda the point. Maybe you should reconsider your reading if it bothers you so much.
I agree that it is sad to torture Tara Reid and she’s been rather unfortunate in the surgery department, but I also think it is sad that you read this blog and let it bother you so much. Get over it. Move on.
liz4sale | April 23, 2009 at 4:05 pm
#32/#42 just curious..what exactly are you doing that matters in the world?