Tara Reid hits Miami in her bikini

July 17th, 2006 // 103 Comments

  1. Fugurself

    Just bend over and take it like the dirty bitch you are.

  2. roflynsolo

    Who is she and what movies has she been in?

  3. Raindog66

    Wow. It’s Lindsay Lohan in 2 years.

  4. chelleann66

    The rolls on her stomach warm the cockles of my heart. Hey, that reminds me… TCLTC.

  5. Fugurself

    As soon as she gets those titties in my mouth I’ll stop picking on her.

  6. Silent Freek

    I’ve never thought she was even remotely attractive.

  7. Fugurself

    I have never gotten a chance to feel a set of “fake” boobs. Any of you women out there with boob jobs willing to let me see if I can tell the difference? :)

  8. SpecialAgentWind

    The 4th pic – her tits look like my ball sack. Except white.

  9. PapaHotNuts

    I think she is drinking a glass of Slim-Slow in that last picture.

  10. chelleann66

    Tara aside, there are some interesting things going on in those photos. Dig the expression of the guy in the blue bathing suit sticking out his tongue (in the last set of 4 photos), and what’s the deal with the Barbie Doll poking its head into the right side of the photo just under his arm? The next photo of this guy shows him either picking lint out of his belly button or jamming something (Barbie doll?) down the front of his shorts…

  11. Carmello1966

    A beached whale, plain and simple.

  12. pop

    i think i’d rather have sex with the bearded guy then tara…because guys with beards are creepy molesters, so that means he’s got some wicked skills in the bedroom….


  13. Fugurself

    Cellulite is the new black.

    #11 I thought your name was Cameltoe 1966.

  14. jane's eyre

    My grandma called, she wants her ass back.

  15. Raindog66

    I think you’re on to something with that barbie doll #10.

    And I think we all know the cold, dark place that poor toy ended up later that night…

  16. She’s melting. You should never put cheap plastic things in the sun.

  17. cruzin333

    I don’t know who has a nastier ass…Tara or Eva Longoria.

  18. clarknova

    So this is what the Superficial means when he talks about bags of feces.

  19. PaisleyMoon

    LOL @ 14..and #10 that’s some good spotting The IS a Barbie doll under that dudes armpit..wtfingf?

    Tara has the worst plastic surgeons in the world. They fucked up her boobs, her nips, and her stomach. But, who realy cares because she’s just another worthless drunken party whore and how the hell do you make a living by being a worthless drunken party whore? Someone please tell me and I’ll learn to drink.

  20. BarbadoSlim

    Oh my god, eeewww.

    She looks like someone featured on Real Stories of the Highway Patrol, circa 1998.

    Somewhere in rural Kentucky…

  21. Italian Stallion

    Someone needs to just sew her asshole shut and keep feeding her, and feeding her, WU-TANG style……………..

  22. dr. kenneth noisewater

    It looks as if it’s too late and she has slipped into full blown alcoholism…there is really no other excuse for drinking her own piss.

  23. pinky_nip

    Her ass looks great.

    That is, if you dig cottage cheese in a cheese cloth bag.

  24. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I’ve seen better looking girls hanging out outside the liquor store on a Sunday asking people for money to buy brillo pads for their crack. Better dressed-ones, too.

  25. polypam

    Isn’t cottage cheese supposed to be GOOD for your diet?

    Shit, this girl needs to fire her plastic surgeon.

  26. pinky_nip

    You’ve really got problems when your “mound” looks fat. Like she’s wearing a cup.

  27. BarbadoSlim

    The day they find her decomposing corpse in some cheap motel along the New Jersey Turnpike, they’ll find her wearing that stupid, stinky bandana, a pair flip-flops and a pack of Kool Menthol 100′s by her side.

    Dana Plato style.

  28. kickservebt

    If she had any muscle tone at all she’d have a decent body. But she’s just a blob of fat…diet diet diet…and no exercise. It’s a Hollywood trend…

  29. I’d hit it. But it would be kept a deep, dark secret, not unlike incest or abuse. There would be no bragging to buddies or postings on this or other internet sites. On certain occasions, when alone in the darkness of early morning, my tear-dampened covers pulled tightly around my quivering body, I would sob long and hard over what I had done. The feel of her cellulite ass would haunt the tips of my fingers forevermore. Her frankentits, with their detached nipples and scars, would bring my eyes to tear by memory alone. And her poorly tended quim – oh, God, I could not speak of it let alone compose a sentence! The horror! The horror!

  30. BoognishRising

    “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”

  31. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Frankentits! Ha!

  32. C.B.

    cellulite, fat, drink…..how can she really stand her??? hmmmm ….

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  36. BarbadoSlim

    #29…that pretty much sums up how most of the males here feel, deep in the places of our minds we dare not go…except, in our,


  37. sucramus

    In pic 8 her rack and gut remind me of Large Marge’s scary, eye-popping face from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

  38. diptutod

    She’s built like a sausage casing filled with tapioca pudding. It boggles the mind.

  39. jFp

    the milage has been cruel to Tara

  40. ValeWolf

    Her ass is not THAT bad. I’ve seen worse. Trust me *caugh evalongoria caugh*
    Anyway, it’s nice to have a break from all these skeletors out there but can’t she exercise a bit perhaps? Just a little? Walking? Standing? Using the remote?

  41. endometriorama

    i’d do her.

  42. Pearly

    Maybe when Tara “hits the beach” she should try swimming with the fish instead of drinking like them.

  43. Kate&Tina

    She looks all good in the first pic when she standing up walking – not too skinny not too fat. It’s just when she sits down – god damn those tummy rolls!

    Anyway who cares – she’s just enjoying the miami sun – she don’t give a fuck so why should we. Let the bitch do her thing!

  44. jane's eyre

    I give you…


    *Dun dun dun duuuuuunnnn*


  45. Kate&Tina

    She don’t look that bad in the first pic where she’s standing up. As for her tummy rolls – who gives a fuck – don’t look if you don’t like a bit of meat. I’d rather be grabbing onto them than Nicole/paris/mischa’s rib cage.

    She just enjoying the Miami sun – she don’t seem to give a fuck about how she looks so why should we?! Tara’s all good with me!

  46. Kate&Tina

    Oh yeah and she got some nice tits

  47. Kate&Tina

    Sorry what the hell is up with my computer!! :)

  48. krisdylee

    Kate&Tina. Might we have a word?

    First, you’re defending Tara Reid. TARA “oblivious to her fake tit hanging out for the whole world to see” REID. Either you are Tara Reid, or some fat ugly bitch/faggot (not that there’s anything wrong with that) who thinks anything under a size 16 is A-OK.

    Second, what part of the Superficial do you not fucking understand? Please, Osh, Papa, Stallion, Tranny, pinky, jane…. someone help me teach the idiot.

    Please. someone….

  49. BarbadoSlim

    @45 …Now I don’t know if I’m talkin’ to kate or tina but maybe both ya’ should check what the fuck this site is all about.


  50. krisdylee

    Thanks, Slim…

    I lust you with all my juicy wild orchid.

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