Tara Reid hired as a spokesmodel? What the fu…

October 23rd, 2009 // 50 Comments
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Location: BlackBerry Spokesmodel Hiring Offices

EXEC #1: Well, it’s your last day in this shithole, you gonna do something crazy? Maybe stir the coffee in the lounge with your penis? Flip everybody off? Take a dump on the boss’s desk?
EXEC #2: Eh, something like that…

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Comments (50)

  1. CrunchyCheeseTwists | October 23, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    First!

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  2. Narcissist | October 23, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Lengthen that dress down past her knees and maybe give her different shoes, you’d have a cute spokesmodel. Just keep her away from bikinis.

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  3. Faith | October 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    She looks great here…

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  4. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 23, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    I’d let her handle my blackberry if she let me touch her pinkberry.

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  5. kris | October 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    I think she looks pretty damn good!

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  6. Alex | October 23, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    The vapid little bitches that buy Blackberries have something to relate to. Duh. Genius, if you ask me.

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  7. phuture98 | October 23, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    She’s HOT.. must be chilling on the party tip.

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  8. Ljutefisk | October 23, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    i can’t fap to this

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  9. BodyForWife | October 23, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Excuse me, but I have to go disinfect my BlackBerry now.

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  10. DMoan | October 23, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Germany. Need we say more?

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  11. PrettySmile | October 23, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    Very pretty smile.

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  12. Madison | October 23, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    She actually looks really good compared to a lot of other pictures I’ve seen of her lately.

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  13. Randal | October 23, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    A good move by the Blackberry giant.

    Tara is easily recognized by the youth of today and has also grown up in the digital era that surrounds children today. A beautiful face promoting great technology. It’s a perfect fit.

    Randal

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  14. yuki | October 23, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    yay tara!

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  15. Alex | October 23, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    That last pic practically screams “I wanna join team bukkake”

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  16. Jenna | October 23, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Agree with all those that said, “Keep her clothed and she looks good.”

    Unless she’s drunk and plastered to a floor – she always looks cheerful and shiny.

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  17. khloe kardashian's meat curtains | October 23, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    she doesn’t look too bad in clothes

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  18. OK, Next! | October 23, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    If she keeps it covered, she’s actually cute. But what are those things around her ankles? Ankle weights?

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  19. Toolboy | October 23, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    These photos make me question reality….I feel funny down yonder, but I know it smells like cigarettes and vodka….but still, eye wood.

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  20. Just once please just once | October 23, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    … I would love to hear Randal say something nasty and ignorant like the rest of us fucking savages…

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  21. Dance_across_water | October 23, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    she actually looks good in these pictures. i was expecting worse…

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  22. TheMunger | October 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Gotta sell wrinkle cream some how…

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  23. ALEX | October 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Is that the new BlackBerry ” BOLD” 9700 ?????????

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  24. Amy | October 23, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Spokesmodel for blow, not-eating, and cheap plastic surgery?

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  25. chick | October 23, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    FANTASTIC commentary! Don’t think anyone would have said it better.

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  26. dude | October 23, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    id hit it clothed…

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  27. brr | October 23, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    She really does look good in these pictures.

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  28. webcam | October 23, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    She’d be perfect for Storm2 marketing. I can see it now…Storm and Tara Reid DO have a similar history!

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  29. Pet Society Help | October 23, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Screw that I”m getting an iphone.

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  30. isa | October 24, 2009 at 6:01 am

    she looks good with her clothes on. keep it that way!

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  31. happy | October 24, 2009 at 9:36 am

    Oh come on people, stop. We all wished we looked like that.

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  32. Lis | October 24, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    Hope that was ironie…
    I don’t, by the way.

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  33. Bob | October 24, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    It’s in GERMANY, people. The Germans, as we know, don’t have any taste when it comes to celebs or any part of pop culture, really.

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  34. Mama Pinkus | October 24, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    she looks decent covered up

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  35. Zee | October 24, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    Anyone know who those shoes are by???

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  36. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded | October 24, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    From this point forward, I will always associate Blackberry’s with STDs, bad plastic surgery, reckless drunken stupidity, and dingleberries. I will never spend my money on anything that has to do with Blackberry, so quit begging me.

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  37. No Return | October 24, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    With some clothes on, this plastic surgery freak actually looks good.

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  38. OceanC_Lifeguard | October 25, 2009 at 3:00 am

    SHE looks frikin AMAZING in these photos! SOOO CUTE and put on a little weight, great hair and smile. BEAutiful!! GO tara!!

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  39. Turd the third | October 25, 2009 at 9:23 am

    She looks like a brainless bimbo wearing a plastic garbage bag. I guess that proves she is really the trash we all see her to be. She needs to be at the cubside in front of a trailer at a trailer park.

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  40. Darth | October 25, 2009 at 10:58 am

    She’s probably getting paid in beer and sausages.

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  41. Rhialto | October 25, 2009 at 11:03 am

    (pic 6) Hello?! When is my next beer break?!

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  42. Martina | October 25, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    She actually looks like a WOMAN here, and not a bikini sampling mall rat.

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  43. Gina | October 25, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    I think those are Minolos on her feet. I play Sorority Life and my avatar has a pair.

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  44. adidas86 | October 25, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    gorgeous

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  45. adidas86 | October 25, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    gorgeous

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  46. Kick | October 25, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    I’d rather see her than Katy Perry, Megan Fox or Dita Von Dyke.

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  47. bluehost | October 25, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    She could use a break.

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  48. DJS | October 26, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    I think Tara is one of the most beatiful women on earth. I hope she gets some movie parts soon.

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  49. DJS | October 26, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    I think Tara is one of the most beatiful women on earth. I hope she gets some movie parts soon.

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  50. Blastoff Network | October 29, 2009 at 3:00 am

    lol, this is too funny

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