Tara Reid has perfect boobs

July 19th, 2007 // 124 Comments
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I think I’ve finally figured out why Tara Reid insists on showing off her stomach, and it’s to distract people from looking at her boobs. Look at those things. They’re not the same size, the same shape, or even pointing in the same direction. It’s like the plastic surgeon forgot what he was doing halfway through and just started sticking things in there at random. On her right you’ve got some fruits and vegetables, and on her left you’ve got, like, a bike or something. His desk lamp?


  1. Ju

    i think she inserted a small pine cone there or something.

  2. Ju

    .. or prolly she thought it would be cheaper to fix ONE boob only?

  3. Lexoka

    Seriously, who’s her surgeon ? That guy should be thrown in jail — now!

  4. Gozarian

    Her boobs are fine. Its the dress. If you look closely are niipples are lined up ok. The dress has a run in it over her left boob.

  5. Boobie Surgeon

    Look at left picture in lower column. She looks fine. Dress is the culprit. Stop criticizing my surgery.

  6. Mama Pinkus

    It wouldn’t matter what kind of job the plastic surgeon did; those things get squeezed and paraded and jiggled so much it’s no wonder they are displaying their own form of protest.

  7. The curved seam running down the front of the top part of the dress is very deceptive. Having pleats ending along a curved path will, from certain angles give a completely distorted view of the enclosed breastular loveliness.

    Any doubts? Well, there’s no shortage of photos of Tara and her breasts for comparing and contrasting.

  8. mc

    I agree with Slippy Lane, just an optical illusion. Tough I would like to see her topless just to be sure that everything is allright. ;-)

  9. Porktits that are deformed. If I were here, I’d stay at home where people didn’t have to look at the mess she created. Dumb bitch should of kept her bandaide tits. At least they looked good.

  10. Keef

    Oh, no, not the “Frankentitties!” I bet when she walks around topless one titty rotates in a circular motion while the other one zig-zags from left to right.
    Wait,… That actually might look interesting!

  11. surgery suckssss fuck

  12. Oldman

    Yeah, cause I’m sure all of you people are the most beautiful things on earth, more than half of you are probably overweight or obese. Quit fucking parading about how she looks.

    And look at all the pictures. If you’ll notice, in a couple of them her nipples are lined up straight and her boobs look circular.

  13. buy_my_drugs

    Her epileptic gay rapist plastic surgeon did a bad job because he was banging her while she was unconscious with an oversize dildo up his arse.

    I can’t understand why someone who (was) beautiful felt that they needed to visit a surgeon.

    Perhaps nobody should be allowed to go into surgery unless at least 90% of the right-thinking public describe them as unshaggable.

  14. Freddy

    This isn’t news, it’s been known for a long time. She’s been on a lot of talk shows and such telling everyone about what a horrible experience she had. She’s been sharing it so people know what can happen if they decide on plastic surgery. She’s working on getting everything fixed.

    She’s kind of slutty and trashy but I still feel sorry for her. She didn’t want this result and the doctor was supposed to be a reputable plastic surgeon. She just got screwed in a bad way this time.

  15. Hfire3

    After 31 years together, the decided to go their separate ways. Reps for both parties said the split was amicable.

  16. Hfire3

    Lefty said, “We just grew apart.”

  17. Hfire3

    Righty said, “You know, I woke up one day and it was like I was living with a stranger. Shortly thereafter (like it always is in these kinds of stories), we were both standing in front of the mirror. I could hardly recognize Lefty. Hell, I couldn’t even recognize myself. I was like…what the hell?…..I’m effing outta here!

  18. BOB

    I heard that she did not follow instructions following surgery and that is why they are messed up. You are supposed to wear a special bra for a certain amount of time and the day after surgery she was out and about braless. It’s her own fault.

  19. omg look at that

    omg as if thats like grose as mate like that just looks like shes stuffed a cone down there n then her mum caught het so she didnt get to finish the other1 lol thats a gud 1 lol mwhahahahahahaha i think she needs a bra lol

  20. DAVE

    THOSE BOOBS ARE PERFECT YUM YUM WOW WHAT A WOMAN SHE IS AWESOME AND SOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY ,, SHE IS PERFECT SO DELICIOUS EVERY PART OF HER BODY IS JUST PERFECT THE CELLULITE MMMM YUMMERS THE SCARS ON HER BOOBS YEESSSSSSS ORGASMIC

  21. wtfdude

    @87- the dress is no excuse. She should wear a strapless bra or a cup to make them even. My cousin, when she was still growing had different sized breasts until she turned 17. No one knew about it at her school because she wore a proper bra and with dresses, shirts, anything she wore, they looked like regular boobs.

    As for Tara. I read somewhere that even though she had herself fixed, she went back again for another tummy and boob job. (Stupid) And this is what happens because she was stupid and thought she should get more work done, for what? Her movie rolls? Her time is up, sadly, now she doesn’t even have a body people would like to look at. It’s disgusting!!

    And stupid doesn’t even wear a bra with a dress that needs one. It’s like everyone in Hollywood has taken Britney Spears as a roll model!

  22. she is so cute thnx

  23. thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!

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