I think I’ve finally figured out why Tara Reid insists on showing off her stomach, and it’s to distract people from looking at her boobs. Look at those things. They’re not the same size, the same shape, or even pointing in the same direction. It’s like the plastic surgeon forgot what he was doing halfway through and just started sticking things in there at random. On her right you’ve got some fruits and vegetables, and on her left you’ve got, like, a bike or something. His desk lamp?
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Zoostation | July 19, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Horrible. Just horrible.
Zoostation | July 19, 2007 at 3:52 pm
First and second. Respect.
ddlytng | July 19, 2007 at 3:52 pm
man you have to really feel sorry for her and what has happened.
wundersmack | July 19, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Hey, Tara! How’s it go– OWW!! My eye!
random observer | July 19, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Not to mention the skin color. Oh the subtlenes, the slight glow, the perfect tan. For an oompa loompa of course.
veggi | July 19, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Her left one just found water.
VC | July 19, 2007 at 3:56 pm
And that dress surely doesn’t help
Marta Kelling | July 19, 2007 at 3:56 pm
WTF?! The left one looks like one of those orange cones is stuffed in her bra!
gossipmonger | July 19, 2007 at 3:56 pm
holy crap, they’re running in opposite directions!!
my comment | July 19, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Her dentures are stained.
Andrea | July 19, 2007 at 4:02 pm
seriously somebody should slap her…
for christs sake put a bra on and find a more flattering dress, it’s not rocket science!
whoneedsenemies | July 19, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Title should just read
“Ready to burn your eyes out with a hot poker, read on!”
How can she not afford a strapless bra?? How??
Donkey | July 19, 2007 at 4:05 pm
She is number 2 prostitute in all of US & A.
This one is number 1;
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070112/070112_hillary_vmed_7a.widec.jpg
edge | July 19, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I just thought these were a couple of mangoes
whitegold | July 19, 2007 at 4:05 pm
What the fuck!!! Seriously, Tara Reid has the most fucked up plastic surgeon ever!!! Who the fuck is the hack she paid to do her stomach and chest, cuz that’s the worst job I’ve ever seen. She fucking falling apart. That’s embarassing?! Isn’t she supposed to be famous?! Doesn’t she have money?! Why couldn’t she have paid for a plastic surgeon that actually works in an office, rather than the guy with the knife that lives in the alley?
mulva | July 19, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I thought she just recently had her stomach and boobs fixed from the first botched surgery? What the hell?
bella | July 19, 2007 at 4:09 pm
At this point, its not funny anymore. And while Tara is obviously lacking in her ability to pick credible plastic surgeons or appropriate clothing to control the damage, the doctor (or doctors) who did this to her seriously need to have their licenses revoked and reimburse her for how they’ve completely wrecked her body. The best thing Tara can do now is have a reality show about plastic surgery – not like “the Swan” or any of those “12-operations in one day to make you look fabulous” shows, but a show that will make all the spoiled, rich 15-yr olds re-think their plastic surgery plans. Sorry, but a boob job ain’t a good sweet 16 present, and that picture of Tara is enuff reason why!
lambman | July 19, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Next time take your surgeon out to Senior Tadpoles AFTER the opperation, not before.
Donkey | July 19, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Correction!
This one is number 1 prostitute in US & A;
http://flapsblog.com/?p=3937
maeby | July 19, 2007 at 4:11 pm
It looks like she just stuffed her shirt with different types of vegetables. I can clearly identify a squash, a cucumber, a tomato, and what appears to be a piece of asparagus…
leekyrich | July 19, 2007 at 4:12 pm
HAHAHAH 14
it’s amazing to me that even tara reid could be oblivious of something that obvious.
miss oblivious | July 19, 2007 at 4:14 pm
no, I definetly see a carrot in that left one…
my comment | July 19, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Green is the new blech!
wastedOne | July 19, 2007 at 4:20 pm
what does she do again?
meee | July 19, 2007 at 4:20 pm
what in the FUCK is going on here
eXtasyStef | July 19, 2007 at 4:28 pm
She’s melting! She’s melting!
What a world….what a world…
wedgeone | July 19, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Why is she still appearing at places where the famous appear? What has she done worthy of note in the last year? Or 2 years?
Why would the Chelsea football club consider her worthy to stand in front of their promo board? Is it because they thought she had a Heineken bottle stuffed in place of her left boob?
Please go away Tara and don’t come around here no more.
Christ on a Crotch | July 19, 2007 at 4:36 pm
WE all know her tits are fucked, but that is one UGLY dress. But it matches her ugly white trash self. There is nothing outstanding about this puta except the color of her eyes. That’s the only redeeming quality I can see in her.
I am so glad I am a humble person who loves herself.
snid | July 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Hey! Don’t be cruel. Poor Tara has a degenerative retina disease, and she’s slowly losing her sight. I applaud her courage in growing a seeing-eye tit.
emma | July 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
well, if you stupid kids can’t see that it’s the flash reflecting in the fabric, causing the “weird shape”, then you’re just… stupid.
Her breasts are round, it’s not that hard to see.
(that is one terribly ugly dress by the way!)
Wonky | July 19, 2007 at 4:41 pm
#29 – That’s the best post I’ve read here in a VERY long time. Months I’d bet.
ROTFLMAO
yeah OK emma | July 19, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Yeah, OK, Emma, you keep telling yourself that.
lapet | July 19, 2007 at 4:43 pm
She is running for President of the Shitty Titty Committee.
BANGBANG | July 19, 2007 at 4:43 pm
She’s half pregnant and the left one is usually applied with ‘depress cream’. It’s the ONLY explanation.
Either that, or they have emotions.
krazihottkelli???? | July 19, 2007 at 4:46 pm
If I were her I would
make my plaztic
zurgeon a nice batch
of browniez laced
with cynanide…then I’d
mutalate him…..?
ZHEZ RUINED FOR LIFE?
BANGBANG | July 19, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I looked at it again and it’s like one of them is a normal tit, the other one is just her unborn twin throwing looks at the camera.
sapphire | July 19, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Wait is this crooked one eyed boob the same chick with the sagging stomach?? Once upon a time when I was young and stupid I used to think celebrities had great bodies and I used to envy them. Now I’ve come to learn that they must earn most of their riches at the “funny” circus with the fat lady, the four hundred ton horned botbelly pig, and the midgets.
bigsteamyone | July 19, 2007 at 4:48 pm
are they going east and west , or north and south ?
lindsay | July 19, 2007 at 4:49 pm
ewww but i feel bad for her… um maybe she should just get rid of them all together and find a new doctor
Michelle Double D | July 19, 2007 at 4:50 pm
ok… 2 days ago, it was her abs. today, its her boobs.
can someone tell her that there is no shame in not having a perfect body. BUT there is good ways to hide your flaws.
“Tankini” and “Bras” are not bad words.
They are worn by millions of women around the world, everday. And it doesnt mean youre a loser if you wear them.
Jen#2 | July 19, 2007 at 4:52 pm
you know she could just have saggy boobs and one of the her boobs came out of her too tight bra, you can see on the other boob that she’s wearing one.
Or she could have those tape to yourself cup things and one fell down and she didn’t notice.
I would say that is likely as she did get her boobs fixed and they don’t look horrid in the bikini pictures.
Penis Mightier | July 19, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Oh Tara. Poor sweet sweet Tara. Hollywood has chewed you up and spit you out, much like a wood chipper chews up once fine looking wood and spits out chips….chips that are but a fraction of what the wood was to begin with. Except in your case you got stuck in the wood chipper and jammed the thing and the motor exploded….and now look at you. Disgusting.
Jen#2 | July 19, 2007 at 4:55 pm
or it could be that body tape and one of the pieces unstuck.
threearmedman | July 19, 2007 at 4:55 pm
I remember wanting to know what her pussy smelled like when I first saw her in American Pie…
Now, I think I know…
jack | July 19, 2007 at 4:56 pm
That photo is fake.. So fake..
Joe Schmoo | July 19, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Its the shadow making the her boob look weird.
threebabygirls | July 19, 2007 at 5:02 pm
uggghhhh. I feel sorry for her. She (or her stylist) sure picked the wrong style of dress for her!
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | July 19, 2007 at 5:05 pm
I feel sorry for people who get cancer.I don’t feel sorry for imbeciles who mangle their body voluntarily through shitty plastic surgery. Why in fuck does she even go out in public? Nobody wants to see a mutant up close. NOBODY.
flyby | July 19, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Amazon.com refuses to stop selling items that promote dog fighting. They are going to court to make sure they can keep selling these items.
Oh, yes…and holy crap invest in a bra!
BaldAsBritney | July 19, 2007 at 5:08 pm
“It’s the shadow making her tits look wierd”
“It’s the angle of the camera”
“It’s the flash reflecting off her dress”
“The photos are fake”
Smoke some more fucking crack you idiots. Her body is a saggy, deformed mess. Deal with it. She obviously has.