Tara Reid has a negative ass
Tara Reid showed up to the 2 Be Free 2006 Fall Fashion Show sporting low rise jeans and an ass so flat it actually curves inward. It’s like somebody punched her in the butt as hard as they could and everything flew up into her chest. If she and Hank Hill had a kid, it’d have an ass so non-existent it would actually suck in matter. Like a blackhole, only less scientific.