Tara Reid goes to rehab

The Superficial / December 12, 2008

Tara Reid has checked into rehab, according to People:

“Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” the actress’s rep Jack Ketsoyan tells PEOPLE.
The rep would not reveal what Reid, 33, is being treated for.

It’s booze.

NURSE: Miss Reid, before we check in you’re going to have remove all alcoholic beverages from your person.
TARA: What?
NURSE: Miss Reid, you’re clearly smuggling a bottle of Jack Daniels in your left breast.
TARA: No, no. It always look like that.
NURSE: Then why were you trying to drink from it?
TARA: There a law against that?
NURSE: Not necessarily.
TARA: Good. Now, who do I talk to about the cat I puked on back there?
NURSE: That’s not a cat, Miss Reid. It’s Richie Sambora.
TARA: No shit? That would explain the sex…

Photos: WENN