Tara Reid goes to rehab

December 12th, 2008 // 33 Comments

Tara Reid has checked into rehab, according to People:

“Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time,” the actress’s rep Jack Ketsoyan tells PEOPLE.
The rep would not reveal what Reid, 33, is being treated for.

It’s booze.

NURSE: Miss Reid, before we check in you’re going to have remove all alcoholic beverages from your person.
TARA: What?
NURSE: Miss Reid, you’re clearly smuggling a bottle of Jack Daniels in your left breast.
TARA: No, no. It always look like that.
NURSE: Then why were you trying to drink from it?
TARA: There a law against that?
NURSE: Not necessarily.
TARA: Good. Now, who do I talk to about the cat I puked on back there?
NURSE: That’s not a cat, Miss Reid. It’s Richie Sambora.
TARA: No shit? That would explain the sex…

Photos: WENN
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  1. me (vbv)

    oh man did that feel good…….. the thrill. the rush. now i see what drives all you suckas. damn it feels good to be a gansta!!!! ps. i love you paul.

  2. Mcfeely Smackup

    Is Tara Reid even famous any more, I mean for anything other than being a train wreck has been?

    I just checked her IMDB page and the last movie she’s been in that I’ve HEARD of was American Pie 2, in 2001.

  3. Eva

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find the fake dialogues Fish makes up really stupid? I usually skip those.

  4. Laura

    This is definitely one of her better days. A little tired and wrinkly around the eyes, but at least I’m not grossed out looking at these pics. She actually looks quite cute.

    Weird. Must have been a full moon.

  5. JonBenet Gesserit

    Okay, that bit of dialogue – comedy GOLD, my friend!

    Get better Tara! Don’t get into a slap fight with Jeff Conaway’s bruja!

  6. Balls McCoy

    You can’t give her shit for taking some responsibility. She lost the promising career that lay ahead of her, sad really. Here’s hoping she promises never to bare her mid-riff ever again…oh and stays out of the bottle.

  7. SHOVE EM UP YOUR ASS

    WHATS WITH THE FUCKIN ADS THAT KEEP POPING UP RE-DIRECTING ME TO SOME SHITTY WEBSITE? THIS SITE IS GOING DOWN THE CRAPPER REALLY REALLY FAST.

  8. Cash

    I’d hit it. She needs to sue whatever quack hacked her tummy and tits though.

    And I’ll second that comment about the side ads. They are effing ridiculous, and promote some of the shittiest tv around. It’s ironic how the webmaster feels so comfortable dishing out shit to the likes of Reid, Montag et al, yet is just as big a sellout when it gets right down to it.

    Pretty sad man, pretty sad.

  9. shimmy

    She looks better here than usual.

    At least her boobs are more or less side by side. And she’s wearing something which covers up that hideous.. area, between her boobs and legs

  10. She should of gone to rehab before she ruined her career. Sadly, I kinda think she’s just doing it for the media. I’m sure her rep called around to make sure the story got “leaked”

  11. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Awwwwwww………. I was really pulling for her to straighten up. Here’s a hint to stay off the bottle: Stay really far away from any mirrors when her clothes are off, because the sight of that naked ugliness of hers will always drive her to drink herself stupid. Oh wait, she was stupid long before her hack jobs……on second thought, she needs to just drink until she dies of alcohol poisoning – then she’ll never show up on the radar again.

  12. Eva – December 13, 2008 12:26 AM “Is it just me, or does anyone else find the fake dialogues Fish makes up really stupid? I usually skip those.”

    I thought those were interviews. Anyways she doesn’t even sound drunk in that one.

  13. woodhorse

    Where in the hell would she get money for Promises? Fuck. I am trying to scrape together cash for Christmas presents and Miss Boozehound who has no job goes to Promises. Fuck I am doing something wrong. I keep thinking I am going to make in this world by working for a living. I fucking don’t get it.

  14. Michael H.

    Yeah, Promises is the same place that treated Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan so effectively. At least she has a sugar daddy that can cover the costs.

    Seriously, its good for her that she finally realized she needs help.

  15. havoc

    Okay…everyone who didn’t see this coming, raise your hands.

    *crickets chirping*

    .

  16. I always though if i move to L.A. and keep going to auditions i would be a successful actor, i guess its not that simple!

  17. F-Obama

    I think it’s great she is going to rehab. Her stomach looks like crap in a bikini and so does her ass. It’s great that she realizes that now and is going to get it taken care of once and for all. That’s one hell of a rehab for any plastic surgeon though. I’d hate to be that guy. Hope he doesn’t get started just after eating. That gut could make him puke all over her.

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  20. Phil says, "huh?"

    These pictures almost made me forget how utterly trashy and dirty this girl is. I remember when she used to be on my top 10 list. And that was when she still was attached at the hip to that cock-bite Daily.

  21. Phil says, "huh?"

    These pictures almost made me forget how utterly trashy and dirty this girl is. I remember when she used to be on my top 10 list. And that was when she still was attached at the hip to that cock-bite Daly.

  22. tootie

    I don’t get why you’ve put a picture of her up where she looks so composed.

  23. She’s only 33? It feels like I have been avoiding her bikini pictures for longer than that!

    I wonder if Promises offers alcohol, career, body AND life rehab…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  24. Nick

    Stupid spoiled whore goes to stupid spoiled whore hotel to figure out who’s fault it is for her being a stupid spoiled whore.

  25. ummm...yeah

    Ummm…who the fuck IS this cunt and why should we give a flying fuck?

  26. HALLELUJA, she needs a “LIFT” somewhere?

  27. Wedge

    I’m thinking about checking into promises and htting on her and then selling my Sotry to People’s Magazine.

  28. Sheva

    Carson Daly looks more like a genius with each passing day.
    Who knew?

  29. Karch

    Well, when my career tanks I’ll be drinking too.

  30. GG1000

    THAT ought to sort the men from the boys on the counseling team. C’mon Promises, let’s see what you’re made of. And you thougth Lindsay was tough…

  31. el ces

    She looks good here. Good for her.
    Still enchanted by those babyblues.

    Yeah, this is cute, but I prefer her with her hair down.

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