Tara Reid Gives Up Partying

20041104_tara.jpgPeople magazine has an article about Tara Reid giving up the party lifestyle, but that’s about as believable as Kirsten Dunst giving up the ugly troll lifestyle. Which, in case you’re a moron, isn’t very. Although I will admit that Tara Reid is way more attractive than Kirsten Dunst, she’s still terribly ugly. If you’re into drunk pudgy party sluts then I’m sure you disagree, but I just like to set my standards a little higher. I need my women to at least have a chin.