Tara Reid got drunk last night in London and flashed her venomous nether regions while getting out of a car. Tara Reid was allegedly sober once. It was during the first few minutes of her birth. Though I hear five bottles of whiskey fell out of her mom’s uterus when they cut the umbilical cord. Years later a pony keg was also found in her fallopian tube. Sadly, it was kicked.
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Dave | January 24, 2008 at 4:31 pm
skank, first
pinky_nip | January 24, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Nice bulky pussy. *vomits*
Erica | January 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Nice testicles.
Mike | January 24, 2008 at 4:34 pm
I don’t care what you guys say, I would still fuck the shit out of her. She is still on my most wanted list of bitches I want to fuck.
peppermintfatty | January 24, 2008 at 4:35 pm
As long as her chest and stomach are covered, I am happy.
Jeff | January 24, 2008 at 4:37 pm
At least it looks like a clean sanitary napkin.
Tits McCholo | January 24, 2008 at 4:40 pm
finally… the writing is back to being decent on this site.
Auntie Kryst | January 24, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Meh, looks like merely buzzed pictures of Tara. Where are the piss drunk photos?
LadyJane | January 24, 2008 at 4:43 pm
She should have a labia lift. It couldn’t be any worse than the abortion she called stomach-lipo.
RENEE... | January 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Whats so salacious about this? Britney makes Tara Reid look like classy British royalty, for cripes sakes.
Mhjfksfasfkals | January 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm
She’s alright. You know if you saw her on the street you’d think she was sorta attractive…
skidz | January 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm
oddly enough, I’d fuck her… Then brain her like a baby seal when she tries to speak.
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Mike | January 24, 2008 at 4:48 pm
#11, I know if I saw her on the street, on the internet, or in my bed, I’d have to say that I wouldn’t think twice and fuck that labia without a lift So #9, she wouldn’t need a labia lift for me to fuck her.
pointandlaugh | January 24, 2008 at 4:51 pm
meh. nothing to see.
pinky_nip | January 24, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Mike, Her sloppy cunt remind you of mom?
labia | January 24, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I, too, would make sex with her.
Tits McCholo | January 24, 2008 at 4:55 pm
she gained the weight back!
Mike | January 24, 2008 at 4:55 pm
#15, unfortunately yes. But hey mom’s sloppy cunt got me in this world, and survived my huge head. So Tara’s sloppy cunt will just fine for me.
FRIST!!! | January 24, 2008 at 5:02 pm
I think I like her haircut. I don’t know what’s wrong with me..
Mike | January 24, 2008 at 5:04 pm
#19, and I think I like you, but I know there is nothing wrong with me.
Burgernoodle | January 24, 2008 at 5:07 pm
BAH!!!!
momo | January 24, 2008 at 5:08 pm
id do her
pinky_nip | January 24, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Mike, I’m glad you & mom are close. It usually makes for some good designer shoes when mom & son are so tight.
Burgernoodle | January 24, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Listen madam Tara, just because you got the blond version of Katie-Holmes-hair, it doesn’t mean you can pretend you didn’t just throw back 17 martinis.
mom | January 24, 2008 at 5:15 pm
id wud tap her
TaraReidIsFugly | January 24, 2008 at 5:19 pm
what’s wrong with you people? you’d be diving into a disease if you screwed her.
a doe | January 24, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I actually like her haircut too…she looks kind of cute with a bit more class
Tim | January 24, 2008 at 5:27 pm
@26
That’s what makes it hot, fucking dirty girls, the risk potential…SCHWING!
Burgernoodle | January 24, 2008 at 5:28 pm
key word being “looks.” she looks like she’s got a bit more class. oh how “looks” can be deceiving. booyah!
TaraReidIsFugly | January 24, 2008 at 5:32 pm
its not a risk, its a sure bet! eeeeehhhh, i feel like i need to go swallow some antibiotics after just reading all of this!!!
sunny | January 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I thought she said she wasn’t an alcoholic.
Damn lying whore!
my comment | January 24, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Black patent leather platform pumps and shiny black tights? Oh dear god.
Pelle | January 24, 2008 at 5:46 pm
You are aware that the “labia” most like is just the patch of fabric that you will find in most nylon stockings? So that makes her less nasty for you to hit.
However, for all I know it could be a deformed vagina.
Ript1&0 | January 24, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Damn. London will let anyone in, won’t they.
Cap'n Pickles | January 24, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Day. It’s all part of the marketing for her new movie: “Dumbo II: Meatflaps In Flight”. Paris Hilton plays her Mom.
gert | January 24, 2008 at 5:53 pm
okay we know you cant stand her
MoronicShitney | January 24, 2008 at 5:55 pm
DAMNED Homely hairstyle there babe!!
FRIST!!! | January 24, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Ript, yeah, but only because we kicked her out and she had nowhere else to go..
Roflcer of the Lawl | January 24, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Gogo ultra mega cameltoes.
mari d | January 24, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Being from London and all I can say she is as decadent as the club she was at last night ! crystal is so washed out… its so not cool anymore
Ted from LA | January 24, 2008 at 6:05 pm
What happened to all the Hayden P threads? Just because she is now in the midget bowling league doesn’t mean she is no longer news worthy. I’d like to see actions shots of her hitting the pins head first.
nice beef flaps | January 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm
nice beef flaps
Ript1&0 | January 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I’d also like to point out here, FRIST, this is not a naked shot, is it? It just looks like pantyhose to me.
Tara Reid | January 24, 2008 at 6:06 pm
See me? See my hair? It’s my new fuckin’ haircut. I’m goin get fuckin’ laid tonight. I’m going drink Heinekens and Jagerbombs all night. Jagerbombs Jagerbombs Jagerbombs. Fuckin’ Jagerbombs, I shower in that shit!
p0nk | January 24, 2008 at 6:07 pm
34 ript. …and so will Tara.
p0nk | January 24, 2008 at 6:09 pm
mike, are there any stray animals in your neighborhood?
Einstein | January 24, 2008 at 6:12 pm
@34 London is the new middle age ,word
Hookah | January 24, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Nice comeback, Tara. Put on those pounds in the right places and forever be a hottie. Even when she’s 68 she’ll still be hot, folks. I kinda like this new obese Tara Reid better…
Skip Smith | January 24, 2008 at 6:25 pm
I miss Paris Hilton news.
FreeJose | January 24, 2008 at 6:30 pm
That’s the best she has looked in years. I’d get that stink on my hang low.