Tara Reid like you’ve never seen her before

January 24th, 2008 // 98 Comments

Tara Reid got drunk last night in London and flashed her venomous nether regions while getting out of a car. Tara Reid was allegedly sober once. It was during the first few minutes of her birth. Though I hear five bottles of whiskey fell out of her mom’s uterus when they cut the umbilical cord. Years later a pony keg was also found in her fallopian tube. Sadly, it was kicked.

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  1. Dave

    skank, first

  2. Nice bulky pussy. *vomits*

  3. Erica

    Nice testicles.

  4. Mike

    I don’t care what you guys say, I would still fuck the shit out of her. She is still on my most wanted list of bitches I want to fuck.

  5. As long as her chest and stomach are covered, I am happy.

  6. Jeff

    At least it looks like a clean sanitary napkin.

  7. Tits McCholo

    finally… the writing is back to being decent on this site.

  8. Auntie Kryst

    Meh, looks like merely buzzed pictures of Tara. Where are the piss drunk photos?

  9. She should have a labia lift. It couldn’t be any worse than the abortion she called stomach-lipo.

  10. RENEE...

    Whats so salacious about this? Britney makes Tara Reid look like classy British royalty, for cripes sakes.

  11. Mhjfksfasfkals

    She’s alright. You know if you saw her on the street you’d think she was sorta attractive…

  12. oddly enough, I’d fuck her… Then brain her like a baby seal when she tries to speak.

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    7 1 8 3 1 2 8 7 8 1

    call us.

  13. Mike

    #11, I know if I saw her on the street, on the internet, or in my bed, I’d have to say that I wouldn’t think twice and fuck that labia without a lift So #9, she wouldn’t need a labia lift for me to fuck her.

  14. pointandlaugh

    meh. nothing to see.

  15. Mike, Her sloppy cunt remind you of mom?

  16. labia

    I, too, would make sex with her.

  17. Tits McCholo

    she gained the weight back!

  18. Mike

    #15, unfortunately yes. But hey mom’s sloppy cunt got me in this world, and survived my huge head. So Tara’s sloppy cunt will just fine for me.

  19. I think I like her haircut. I don’t know what’s wrong with me..

  20. Mike

    #19, and I think I like you, but I know there is nothing wrong with me.

  21. momo

    id do her

  22. Mike, I’m glad you & mom are close. It usually makes for some good designer shoes when mom & son are so tight.

  23. Listen madam Tara, just because you got the blond version of Katie-Holmes-hair, it doesn’t mean you can pretend you didn’t just throw back 17 martinis.

  24. mom

    id wud tap her

  25. what’s wrong with you people? you’d be diving into a disease if you screwed her.

  26. a doe

    I actually like her haircut too…she looks kind of cute with a bit more class

  27. Tim

    @26
    That’s what makes it hot, fucking dirty girls, the risk potential…SCHWING!

  28. key word being “looks.” she looks like she’s got a bit more class. oh how “looks” can be deceiving. booyah!

  29. its not a risk, its a sure bet! eeeeehhhh, i feel like i need to go swallow some antibiotics after just reading all of this!!!

  30. sunny

    I thought she said she wasn’t an alcoholic.

    Damn lying whore!

  31. my comment

    Black patent leather platform pumps and shiny black tights? Oh dear god.

  32. Pelle

    You are aware that the “labia” most like is just the patch of fabric that you will find in most nylon stockings? So that makes her less nasty for you to hit.

    However, for all I know it could be a deformed vagina.

  33. Ript1&0

    Damn. London will let anyone in, won’t they.

  34. Cap'n Pickles

    Day. It’s all part of the marketing for her new movie: “Dumbo II: Meatflaps In Flight”. Paris Hilton plays her Mom.

  35. gert

    okay we know you cant stand her

  36. MoronicShitney

    DAMNED Homely hairstyle there babe!!

  37. Ript, yeah, but only because we kicked her out and she had nowhere else to go..

  38. Gogo ultra mega cameltoes.

  39. mari d

    Being from London and all I can say she is as decadent as the club she was at last night ! crystal is so washed out… its so not cool anymore

  40. Ted from LA

    What happened to all the Hayden P threads? Just because she is now in the midget bowling league doesn’t mean she is no longer news worthy. I’d like to see actions shots of her hitting the pins head first.

  41. nice beef flaps

    nice beef flaps

  42. Ript1&0

    I’d also like to point out here, FRIST, this is not a naked shot, is it? It just looks like pantyhose to me.

  43. Tara Reid

    See me? See my hair? It’s my new fuckin’ haircut. I’m goin get fuckin’ laid tonight. I’m going drink Heinekens and Jagerbombs all night. Jagerbombs Jagerbombs Jagerbombs. Fuckin’ Jagerbombs, I shower in that shit!

  44. p0nk

    34 ript. …and so will Tara.

  45. p0nk

    mike, are there any stray animals in your neighborhood?

  46. Einstein

    @34 London is the new middle age ,word

  47. Hookah

    Nice comeback, Tara. Put on those pounds in the right places and forever be a hottie. Even when she’s 68 she’ll still be hot, folks. I kinda like this new obese Tara Reid better…

  48. Skip Smith

    I miss Paris Hilton news.

  49. That’s the best she has looked in years. I’d get that stink on my hang low.

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