A New Jersey woman purchased some items at an auction that belonged to Tara Reid’s grandmother. The items include a ton of Tara’s baby photos and letters the grandmother wrote to baby Tara. But the Reid family doesn’t seem to be interested, according to Page Six:
“These are sentimental family heirlooms,” said the current owner. “It has no monetary value but looks like it would be valuable to the family.” She’s tried reaching out to the Reid family, but, “They just don’t seem interested, or maybe they aren’t even aware we have it.”
I happen to have a copy of one those letters right here. Let’s take a peak at this precious exchange from a loving grandmother:
Dear sweet little Tara,
Your Grandmama so enjoys your visits with her and Poppy. We think it’s just adorable the way your two-year-old little hands open the liquor cabinet and pour yourself a juice cup full of Jim Beam. It was also so heartwarming to introduce us to your boyfriend you met at the track when you escaped for four hours. Your Poppy loves meeting new people. He’d never met a 60-year-old truck driver before. I think you two make a handsome couple – when you’re not piss drunk and throwing bottles at each other. But relationships are a tricky sort.
Grandmama has to go now. The police are here to ask questions about your little car ride. We still don’t know how you reached the pedals. Such a smart girl you are.
Hugs and Kisses!
Grandmama
P.S. Hope you enjoy the scotch-soaked Oreos! My little cupcake’s favorite treat! Smooches!
bigSTEAMYone | February 21, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I love drunk tramps
John evans | February 21, 2008 at 2:21 pm
wha….
accidentally first?
gosyco | February 21, 2008 at 2:21 pm
wha….
accidentally first?
gosyco | February 21, 2008 at 2:22 pm
:) it was fun to try
monkeyfightclub | February 21, 2008 at 2:25 pm
that’s a sweet pic of her standing in her own urine
Exciting! | February 21, 2008 at 2:28 pm
A Nick Lachey story! (apparently he whines)
A Christina story…again! (apparently she has implants+maternity humungi boobs…still)
A Tara Reid’s grandmother’s stuff that somebody bought story!
My heart pounds awaiting the next story! Today is like living inside multiple orgasms!
Ript1&0 | February 21, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Harharhar…. Holy shit Fish, that was totally mean. Funny, though… prickhole… Yeah, I guess she is pretty drunk. Tara, honey, buy this stuff back and at least get rid of it. It’s creepy to imagine someone else having your family’s sentimental things.
Ethan | February 21, 2008 at 2:33 pm
A night out drinikng with Dave Matthews….
Auntie Kryst | February 21, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Yeah she’s a freaking train wreck, but I so want to have a shot drinking contest with her.
The Office Whore | February 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm
9- me too! me too!!
niles | February 21, 2008 at 2:42 pm
She probably sweats vodka, not that I mind!
oakling | February 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Mm, even better than Double Stuf.
Jimbo | February 21, 2008 at 2:48 pm
For this story, I was hoping for pictures of a nipple slip and a crotch flash by Tara’s grandmother, so I could do my gnarly nipple vula droop dance.
kerry | February 21, 2008 at 2:49 pm
peak?
Antique Collector | February 21, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Now which respected auction house handled this, Sotheby’s or Christie’s? Oh never mind…Jersey, feh.
Racer X | February 21, 2008 at 2:59 pm
SLOOOOW NEEEWS DAAAAY….
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Hey FRIST, it’s me Mike, the original one. I like how that guy told you in the last post to touch your wet pussy………..lol.
Just let him know I’ll be touching it for you, that you don’t need to.
steve | February 21, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I saw a story about Judge Reinhold’s cousin twice removed popping a zit.
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 3:02 pm
#13 Jimbo, how’s it going? Haven’t talked to you in a while.
Jumpin_J | February 21, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Must make note to self: mmmm… scotch-soaked Oreos… aahhhhhrgh (drool)
Grunion | February 21, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Now dance rummy !
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I can’t take it, this is too boring – FRIST!!! come on, strip those clothes off and shake it for us! And don’t be proud – we love the down on all fours looking back over your shoulder pose (if you didn’t eat a high fiber breakfast).
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 3:07 pm
#22………Nice funny troll………I love trolls, they are sooooo funny. Especially when they try to be me, it is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimbo | February 21, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Mike, It is not bad when you get the funny troll, but when you get the retarded troll, it gets annoying. And by annoying I am referring to #13..
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 3:12 pm
#24…….well damn it I thought that was really you…………….lmao. Nah I kind of figured it wasn’t you, but wasn’t sure if you decided to act like a child today………..haha.
Jimbo | February 21, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Mike, I never act like a child. You have to act like a very friendly adult to get them into the van.
Jimbo | February 21, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I can let my troll say all the things I only think about saying.
FRIST!!! | February 21, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Leave FRIST!!! alone. She’s cool. Hey, what??
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 3:18 pm
#26……..I guess I am learning everyday. I just pull out my weiner and they think I am a child so they get into the van…………..lmao.
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Jimbo, why don’t you e-mail me. Oh and can you e-mail FRIST and ask her if she will e-mail me too?
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 3:28 pm
And by e-mail of course I’m talking about cybersex.
Jimbo | February 21, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I can let my troll say all the things I only think about saying.
Jimbo | February 21, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Mike I just emailed FRIST so hard she’ll be making typos all afternoon.
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 3:31 pm
JIMBO………….I don’t know which is you…….anyhow……….e-mail me.
Mike | February 21, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I just emailed FRIST right in her Out box.
Black Guy | February 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I tried to email FRIST but I got a warning that my attachment was too big.
FRIST!!! | February 21, 2008 at 3:43 pm
You guys are weird..
justtheobvious | February 21, 2008 at 6:18 pm
HEY, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SHOULD BE DRIVING BRITNEY SPEARS HOME!
then we would never have to see another beaver flash or bad boob shot again!
boboank | February 21, 2008 at 7:19 pm
cute couple. B TW, Her album is the most popular one at the celebrity and millionaire dating site named”SearchingMillionaire.com”
NastyBedazzler | February 21, 2008 at 7:41 pm
I think you mean Jim BEAM there, you silly fuck.
I love pointing out other people’s mistakes (and whenever you submit a nitpicking post you must always triple-check it to make sure you didn’t make mistakes or else you run the risk of getting torn to shreds. Happy searching guys!)
D. Richards (Slob.) | February 22, 2008 at 12:15 am
Why in the fuck, would a person pay money for Tara Reid memorabilia?
Burn it all! Burn it, I say!
adrian | February 22, 2008 at 1:30 am
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hunter click here se my profil | February 22, 2008 at 6:00 am
is drunk or what hapend ….he he she need water.!
toolboy | February 22, 2008 at 10:19 am
She’s not drunk, she’s attainable.
I think I would, but I would have to invoke the No Talkie Talkie rule. And speaking of grandmothers, WTF is Anthony Edwards doing in my NaNa’s blue shoes?!
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washington | February 22, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Why is Michael Stipe hanging out with Tara Reid?
Drake | February 23, 2008 at 10:27 pm
It’s official, her body is now 50% vodka.