Tara Reid claims media victimization

October 29th, 2008 // 86 Comments

You know how Tara Reid’s stomach looks like it’s made of Silly Putty that’s been viciously stretched by a psychotic child? You know whose fault that is? The medically licensed butcher who operated on her? Uh-uh; it’s the media. People magazine reports:

Tara Reid has a message for anyone wishing to criticize her body: Enough already!
After unflattering bikini shots of her surfaced last week, Reid faced a barrage of Internet attacks aimed at her post-surgery figure. “I’ve been a media target for years now,” the actress, 33, tells PEOPLE. “It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on.”

That’s right; Tara Reid is a media target. Anyone who read the New York Times‘ Page One story, “Gov’t Says Tara Reid Hiding WMD in the Hollows In Her Fucked-Up Ass Cheeks” knows that. And just yesterday, Sean Hannity was demanding to know the full extent of the relationship between Tara Reid’s stomach and William Ayers. It’s all been a fiendish plot to sabotage her acting career and destroy any chance she has of winning an Oscar. Damn you, fourth estate!

Photos:Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
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  1. supersex

    someone tell that bitch to get into a gym.

    WTF!!

  2. westchester

    I just want to know what is up with the moose knuckle she is sporting.

  3. westchester

    I just want to know what is up with the moose knuckle she is sporting.

  4. westchester

    Sounded so nice I had to say it twice.

  5. Bill

    Why is anyone talking about that gash between her legs. You could park a VW in that thing. Thems some nice boobs though, am I right?

  6. kitty

    If she doesnt want anyone to criticise her, why doesnt heifer just wear a one peice???? does that qualify as rocket science??? is that so hard to figure out

  7. STUNE DUNE

    well a new type of camelllll toe at pic 1# :D

  8. Skip

    I would have to agree with her!

  9. Skip

    I would have to agree with her!

  10. ktb

    As much as I dislike the dumb ass, that last pic is so photoshopped…the camel toe however, is not. oops!

  11. lola richie

    Nice poem. There are some good points. However, equal rights for gays and minorities is important to me. I think most legislation should be left up o the states and I do not need my president to voice their personal opinion on the matter. It is not the job of the federal government to babysit me and my family.

    Secondly, welfare programs caused the increase in broken families. 80% of black babies used to be born to married parents. Now only 20% of black babies and 60% of white babies are – which can be attributed to America’s policies. If our leadership did not want this outcome then the government would change these policies. The more we rely on the government the more power we give up.

    Another problem. EVERY WAR WE HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN WAS COORDINATED by the elites (the real rulers if this country and many others). The main purpose of the civil wwar was to give the government more power over the states.

    The Federal Reserve gave campaign contributions to many candidates if they supported their agenda. The main one? WAR.. It is the most costly way to control population. The more money we spend the richer the elites get. The more war we have = the more interest the international bankers earn funding it WHILE FREEDOM slips farther and farther out of our grasp.

    Do not beleive me? Do your own research. The information is there; you just won’t find it in any classroom or on any telelvision program.

    The whole media is owned by 5 corporations, one of which is PepsiCo. Do not get your news from CNN, FOX, MSNBC, etc. Go out and do your own research. These are not sources of news as they are proponents of what the machine wants us to be thinking. Just watch how their is no third party candidate in the debates. News stations constantly calls people who vote for anyone but a Rep or a Dem as “spoilers.” Read books. Read SMALL local sources of news if you can find any.

    Americans need to wake up. Stop buying anything that is made in China. DO NOT SHOP AT WALMART. Everything from Walmart is from China. Buy locally made goods and products. Expect everything to cost more. It is cheaper than devaluing the dollar to nothing and being China’s b*tch. Use your money as power and buy from companies that support American workers, the environment, and your health. We all have to work together and we have limitless influence, but not if people refuse to WAKE UP!

  12. mee

    Nice Camel toe.

    Wtf are you talking about #18, CARLOS, you know smoking is sexy.

    Nice poem Shannon Richards, its true welfare pays better than a lot of jobs, but it really does not matter which party you vote for.

  13. I'm Barack Obama and I approve...

    People die in war…if they didn’t, it would be called peace, you dumbasses.

    Shannon’s poem is right on. Keep thinking Obama will solve all your problems with his class warfare. Not sure if you noticed it, but his pledge on taxes has come down from 250 thou to 150 thou…pretty soon it will be 50 thou, and all you slackjawed Dems who voted the Oreo in will be reaching for the tp…’cause you’ll be shitting yourselves.

  14. goodpoint

    Americans need to wake up. Stop buying anything that is made in China. DO NOT SHOP AT WALMART. Everything from Walmart is from China. Buy locally made goods and products. Expect everything to cost more. It is cheaper than devaluing the dollar to nothing and being China’s b*tch. Use your money as power and buy from companies that support American workers, the environment, and your health. We all have to work together and we have limitless influence, but not if people refuse to WAKE UP!

    good point; too bad so few will follow through on this one. it’s way easier to bitch and complain about the elites moving jobs out of this country than do something so simple as not buying their products.

  15. Diddy

    Why are people constantly critisizing ceebrities bodies, it just makes more and more regular women have their own body issues. Its sad to do this, imagine if it was you with all these unflattering close ups. I’m sure all of us regular people dont have perfect bodies and dont want to be scrutiized so harshly.

  16. LG

    ‘cos wearing,like, a one piece would be, like, so totally humiliating….

  17. Diddy

    Why are people constantly critisizing ceebrities bodies, it just makes more and more regular women have their own body issues. Its sad to do this, imagine if it was you with all these unflattering close ups. I’m sure all of us regular people dont have perfect bodies and dont want to be scrutiized so harshly.

  18. libtard

    #61…… That is excellent advice. I have been meaning to do those things for years. I am going to start trying right now. Thank you.

  19. neuromancer

    AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!! My EYES!

    Not the Labia of Death again!

  20. EuroNeckPain

    Shannon Richards is obviously a redneck with redneck beliefs, his poem could not be farther from the truth.
    W Bush was a disgrace to the world – how can we call those who voted for him ?
    How can we call those who want to vote for the same clique for the third time despite what happened ?
    I am searching for a word; something between “bonehead” and “criminal”.

  21. Danny B

    So is it just me or did everyone forget to mention the enormous camel toe she’s rockin? I mean that’s one hell of a gash right there.

  22. ugh

    Who’s fault is her camel toe?

  23. I believe bikinis are to blame, not the media. Tara Reid should sue bikinis for showing off her self-mutilated body and ruining her image. Throw in alcohol, drugs, poor judgement and Paris Hilton, too.
    I generally do pity Tara, though.

    @21 -24 Shannon Richards sounds a little confused. Anyway, for whatever Obama misgivings I have, I’m just very sure I don’t want Sarah “Jim Guyana Jones” Palin anywhere near anything.

    If she hates the U.S. so much, she can take her Joe Vogler loving, Tom Muthee witch hunting, crazy Doomsday Cult con artist ass back to Alaska.

    Maybe if she’d BE a Christian parent instead of just pretending to be one for undeserved political gain, her daughter wouldn’t be a knocked up drunk.

  24. @65 and 67 – I keep all my disgusting, unforgivable flaws covered up for the good of mankind and innocent animals everywhere.
    I heard she wanted six-pack abs, so that’s why she got her guts mutilated by a cosmetic surgeon. She was skinny, but wanted a six-pack.
    I think 90% of having six-pack abs is low body fat, which she already had. Do a few minutes of ab excercise a week and that should get the definition out there. STAY AWAY FROM BEER.

  25. farty_mcshitface

    what an awful abomination!!!
    good god tara, do some push ups and especially some sit ups too. she has all the characteristics of a lazy wench who does nothing ever but swig booze and sit on her bony/flabby ass all day.
    she looks like a hundred pounds of chewed bubble gum.

  26. Me 2

    I don’t think she has a camel toe, I think the material on her bikini bottom is saggy.

    I just want to point out that there’s really no way to say that Tara Reid is NOT a media target. Like, I obviously read as much celebrity gossip as anyone (I’m posting on this website after all) but the media LOVES to trash her. She is not the type of person people tend to feel very sympathetic towards so when it comes to putting Tara Reid down, its basically no holds barred, no one is going to stand up for her.

    That said, if she just wore a different swim suit, she wouldn’t have this problem!

  27. Bryan

    did anyone else notice that massive camel toe?

  28. KOT

    Is it me or is that a camel toe she’s sporting?

  29. BJ

    Ok, so she had some bad surgery, and she could look better if she worked out. But honestly, with all the beer bellies and saddle bags and muffin tops I see at the beach, she doesn’t look all that hideous. May she who looks like Brinkley/Crawford back in the day cast the first stone.
    I like the European attitude- no matter what they look like in a bathing suit, they don’t care. They are on vacation, they are going to wear what they want and have a good time.

  30. Sandy

    What the hell?! She looks like she’s been dipped in toxic waste? My 60 year old mother has less wrinkled skin. Blech!

  31. Jenn K.

    “DO NOT SHOP AT WALMART. Everything from Walmart is from China?” Umm which Walmart you been shopping at? The one near my house has lots of US goods including locally grown produce.

    But back to the pics. If Tara was just naturally ugly or it was a birth defect that would be one thing. The point is she went out of her way to have all these surgeries done and this is the end result. She needs to either (1) wear a one-piece that covers the stomach or (2) not care that people know it’s ugly looking. Poor thing really. We all want to be beautiful.

  32. MissJStyle

    I’ve had 2 children and my stomach doesn’t even look like that! Nor does my bottom! That is just….disturbing.
    She has no excuses….all she had to do was accept her A-Cup breasts and get to the gym. That’s all she had to do. She has never been fat, she was just VERY lazy and thought, ‘Screw the gym, I’ll get this done a quicker way’ and proceeded to get demented breast implants, horrid liposuction and god knows what else! I’m 25 with two young boys and I looked after myself so much, I look like I’ve had NO children! And I don’t have millions of dollars to get me that way! She deserves it- for being so uninformed, selfish and vain. Plastic surgery is something you research and don’t take lightly….maybe now she’ll open her eyes!

  33. MissJStyle

    I’ve had 2 children and my stomach doesn’t even look like that! Nor does my bottom! That is just….disturbing.
    She has no excuses….all she had to do was accept her A-Cup breasts and get to the gym. That’s all she had to do. She has never been fat, she was just VERY lazy and thought, ‘Screw the gym, I’ll get this done a quicker way’ and proceeded to get demented breast implants, horrid liposuction and god knows what else! I’m 25 with two young boys and I looked after myself so much, I look like I’ve had NO children! And I don’t have millions of dollars to get me that way! She deserves it- for being so uninformed, selfish and vain. There was nothing wrong with her before all this. Plastic surgery is something you research and don’t take lightly….maybe now she’ll open her eyes!

  34. It is good!
    I think he’s just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel.

  35. It is good!
    I think he’s just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel.

  36. She has no excuses….all she had to do was accept her A-Cup breasts and get to the gym. That’s all she had to do. She has never been fat, she was just VERY lazy and thought, ‘Screw the gym, I’ll get this done a quicker way’ and proceeded to get demented breast implants, horrid liposuction and god knows what else! I’m 25 with two young boys and I looked after myself so much, I look like I’ve had NO children! And I don’t have millions of dollars to get me that way! She deserves it- for being so uninformed, selfish and vain. Plastic surgery is something you research and don’t take lightly….maybe now she’ll open her eyes!

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