Tara Reid at Cannes

The grandmother’s slouch or hunchback, since it’s knockers-related, gets a free pass. Later in life, perhaps she’ll have the steel rods put in her spine to keep her back straight vs. knocker-weight. Meanwhile, Tara, and other drunkish, squinty blue-eyed honeys by the liquor store with smokes,freckles, jello balloons w/huge crowners and nips poking through, and belts around their tiny asses…see you again when I come for my last skunky case of Rolling Rock prior to Aug1 Annheuser Busch take-over.

“This just in. Tara Reid has been chosen to play ‘Rainbow Brite’ in Rainbow Brite: The Movie set for straight to video release November 2006. Her horse will be played by Jennifer Aniston.”

Surprised her and Britney aren’t BFF’s. They obviously have the same street walker style.

Looks like she is going for the “Monster” look. You know – Charlize Theron’s potrayal of Aileen Wuornos. What out guys – she might kill you.

100% Florida Trailer Park Fair…

“This just in!! Tara Reid has agreed to star as Courtney Love in an indedpendent project funded by Ed Norton Productions entitled: “Courtney, The Kurt Years” Details at 11. Wait, that was pretty much it.”

HeyLuv #37..Tara didn’t cut her hair. She just had those hair extensions removed. Don’t you love how all the hollywood bimbo’s make the rest of the female population feel like they are the only ones who can grow hair at the rate of 4 inches a week? That’s why I hate these people. So fake….

She is one of Tammy Faye Bakers children. What do you expect.

this is what happens to your body when you are naturally thin, in your 30s, and never go to the gym.

she really needs to lay off the drinking
its definitely taking a toll on her
she looks old and busted!

She really lends an air of legitamacy to the whole festival don’t you think?

her body really does defy all laws of science. No ass, drinks like a fish so should be Mariah fat, fake tittys that sag after a 1+ years. And what’s with the don’t eat yellow snow patch ????

at least she was in the big lebowski. many, many years ago…

I hope to God that she sued whatever drunk ass plastic surgeon mutilated her breasts, she would look better flat than she does with these huge-ass saggy franken-boobs. OR MAYBE SHE COULD JUST WEAR A FUCKING BRA seriously, her and britney make me sick with their breasts just flapping in the wind.

Could she be any more washed up and pathetic? Her terrible boob job did nothing for her looks or career (not to mention her godawful personality and inability to not ass out after a few drinks) but the most significant change is how her face went from a 7 to 3 in a few short years. Disgusting.

WTF…..I see more class from people running the rides at the fair….it’s the crack ….THE CRACK

holy mother of god, look at her hands in that one pick…..they look like 900 year old reptile hands. HOW old is she?????

What happened to Tara Reid?? I remember a while back (atleast 2 years ago) she was in some magazine (can’t remember the name) and was voted the #1 top hottest female for like that year (guessing around ’03 ’04). I just want to know what happened to that Tara Reid. I USED to think she was a very talented and beautiful woman until I heard about the new “Where my Dogs at?” episode on MTV2. It said the new episode with her in it talks about her going into rehab. Any of yall watch that? You need to…. it’s hillarious!

NEWAYZ…. WHAT HAPPENED TO TARA REID?!?