Tara Reid at Cannes
May 23rd, 2006 // 118 Comments
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Skip Smith | May 23, 2006 at 6:29 pm
What are the board rules here? Is it funny if I say she has herpes?
Skip Smith | May 23, 2006 at 6:30 pm
I actually don’t care about the answer to that question, I just wanted to keep some retard from posting “first”.
M@ce | May 23, 2006 at 6:33 pm
What happened to back end of drinky-girl?
How do drinky-girl pants stay up?
M@ce confused…SMASH!!
ebayfan414 | May 23, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Nipples of steel, brains of…well nevermind she has none.
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 23, 2006 at 6:39 pm
How do you make fun of a walking joke?
JungleChik | May 23, 2006 at 6:39 pm
I think Tara has more clothes on now than I’ve seen her in for about the last 5 years. No cleavage? Shocking.
playahater101 | May 23, 2006 at 6:40 pm
Why is she even at the film festival? DOn’t you have to make movies to be considered an actress anymore? Or does acting dumb and slutty count nowadays?
ScriptRadar | May 23, 2006 at 6:43 pm
Doesn’t she look like she’s morphing into the singing alien in the Star Wars Mos Eisley cantina?
BigJim | May 23, 2006 at 6:46 pm
She puts the “oog” in cougar.
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 23, 2006 at 6:46 pm
I spent my summers during college working in Mos Eisley.
The chick who sang there didn’t have half the inter-galactic herpes this bitch has…
BigJim | May 23, 2006 at 6:47 pm
The SF guys said “dirty slut” like it was a bad thing.
Shelley Bonnechance | May 23, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Okay. Someone needs to stage a fashion intervention for this girl. Clinton and Stacy to the rescue – vite!!!
The only plus this outfit has to offer is that it at least covers her up. For Tara Reid, this outfit is the sartorial equivalent of the habit of a Carmelite nun.
M@ce | May 23, 2006 at 6:51 pm
M@ce born in Mos Eisley. Is retched hive of scum and villany.
winky | May 23, 2006 at 6:51 pm
I think she looks kinda good compared to her usual trashy getup. She’s really covered up. Unfortunately her face looks really old and saggy. How old is she anyway?
ebayfan414 | May 23, 2006 at 6:51 pm
Do you guys also see the trail of VD creepy crawlies that fall from her as she walks, or is it just me?
mrs.t | May 23, 2006 at 6:52 pm
I think she is under 30……..that haircut is ill-advised. She totally looks like a wannabe MILF down at the swim club.
Steph | May 23, 2006 at 6:53 pm
her boobs really are about to hit the floor
is she even 30 yet?
ScriptRadar | May 23, 2006 at 6:53 pm
The only thing she needs to complete the WT look is a Pabst Blue Ribbon and/or an Ambrosia salad…
Steph | May 23, 2006 at 6:54 pm
#26 you have the same thought as me!
great minds, my friend
Steph | May 23, 2006 at 6:54 pm
fuck I meant #16
I give up
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 6:55 pm
Holy shiiiit yeah, erm….nice tits grandma!!
RampantBunnyLove | May 23, 2006 at 6:58 pm
I personally don’t think it’s the face you should be worrying about.
Look at where her nipples are… good grief. If you’re gonna get a boob job, at least get one that’s gonna last. At the rate hers are going they’re going to be at her navel by the time she hirts 30.
priapus | May 23, 2006 at 7:00 pm
I love you, Tara Reid.
mrs.t | May 23, 2006 at 7:01 pm
If she would wear a bra once a month she could extend the life of that boob job by at least 3 years.
mrs.t | May 23, 2006 at 7:03 pm
#15-I do see a whole bunch of bad fashion trailing behind her. VD has many disguises, my friends.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | May 23, 2006 at 7:10 pm
I like Tara’s hunchback, turtle chin, and knock-knees. I can tell she’s going to age gracefully, like an Autumn leaf.
Whipper_willow | May 23, 2006 at 7:14 pm
I kind of like her… I guess.
Iambananas | May 23, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Her butt looks like it’s been lipo-ed too much, but go her… short skirts are fun and flirty!
cariad | May 23, 2006 at 7:19 pm
Ever since the boob lift, she has stopped wearing a bra… This is not a GOOD thing when you weigh 87 pounds and have a negative ass.
Those giant globes she so proudly displays are sliding down her bony chest…
I think they rest somewhere between where NORMAL boobies go and her belly button….
Ewww…. She’s like Paris’ Hilton’s skanky trailer part cousin with a bad boob job…
10pound | May 23, 2006 at 7:21 pm
rawr! I think she is still cute but I am the child of an alcoholic mother….
:-(
Charlaurz McHall | May 23, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Surely you need to be in some films to be invited to a film festival, right? or is she just there as a warning to young actresses about the evils of partying too hard, bad boob jobs, sleeping around, and too much peroxide. Looking at her would scare the party instinct out of me. you have been warned, Lindsay Lohan!
http//celebreligion.com
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 7:24 pm
I can’t believe I masturbated to this person. How was I to know she would turn into, this horrible tit monster.
Iambananas | May 23, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Hey shoes are ugly, her haircut is cute… but DOES SHE EVER WEAR A BRA??!!??!
Aristotrash | May 23, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Wow, she’s really beginning to look her age, if her age was 39 instead of 29 or however old she is. But seriously, is it just me or are her breasts seriously saggy? I thought implants were supposed to make you look perkier.
Iambananas | May 23, 2006 at 7:27 pm
“Two weeks since I started and oh-my-god… Within three days I was actually forgetting to eat.”
…
Thats good… encourage people to be anorexic.
hey_luv | May 23, 2006 at 7:31 pm
im sorry but she looks like a lesbian. The outfit is horrible, and why did she cut her hair????
hey_luv | May 23, 2006 at 7:31 pm
im sorry but she looks like a lesbian. The outfit is horrible, and why did she cut her hair????
TrannyGranny | May 23, 2006 at 7:35 pm
I find it amusing that Reid is at “Cans” and yet is flat chested like a little boy. Aren’t you supposed to be a movie star or topless to go to Cans? She is neither
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 7:35 pm
I’d lay down any stakes you want, that somewhere in her person lays a pack of KooL 100′s.
mrs.t | May 23, 2006 at 7:41 pm
Good call, Slim. And here’s hoping that your use of “in” as opposed to “on her person” was intentional. Surely she has plenty of room “in” her body for many packs, possibly even a carton.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | May 23, 2006 at 7:43 pm
Hey Tranny, she ain’t flat, she’s got big fake DD’s that were surgically inserted by one of those guys that played a doctor on MASH when he was really drunk. They were filled with whiskey but one night she got thirsty.
mrs.t | May 23, 2006 at 7:44 pm
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I feel a little bit bad for her. Definitely have more pity for her than Britney. Tara has a Dana Plato-ness about her. Sorry to speak ill of the dead-Dana just rolled over in her grave at that comparison.
Tatamo | May 23, 2006 at 7:44 pm
HER NIPS ARE HANGING KINDA LOW PEOPLES…i had to “yell” it cuz….SHE HAD BREAST IMPLANTS….what the fuck…they shouldnt be that low…ughh and she doesnt have kids….
mrs.t | May 23, 2006 at 7:46 pm
She doesn’t have kids…..yet. There has to be a limit on the # of abortions the human body can tolerate, however. Her time to spawn is nigh.
TrannyGranny | May 23, 2006 at 7:49 pm
Holy Mother of Fuck Osh, that was some funny shit!
Women; (and trannies) (note spelling, fucktards)
If you are going to get implants, first of all….Don’t. But, if you insist on wanting to look weird, by all means, install a 3rd boob in the center of your back. You know, for dancing.
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 7:51 pm
@40 ouch, my bad, but it does open up a world of possibilities…
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 23, 2006 at 7:53 pm
She paid someone to make her boobs droop like that? Her knees are way fug too. It must be all the time she spends on them–it starts deteriorating the kneecaps, you know.
JPike | May 23, 2006 at 7:56 pm
All of you disgust me. You are all just jelous that you can’t walk around in a bright red track jacket with your gorilla tits that look like they’ve been mauled on by pit bulls poking out, and still look like a modern Marilyn Monroe or Jackie Kennedy. Tara Reid is a classy young lady and fine example of grace and beauty. How dare you say anything less of this woman of walking elogance. How dare you.
BarbadoSlim | May 23, 2006 at 8:02 pm
I wonder how the “morning after” is like after scoring with this *cough* *cough* “hottie”
I’m thinking of the rank aroma of spilled beer mixed with stale menthol cigarettes, her sweet breath on your face as both wake up sticky with her smegma and dried spooge.
ScriptRadar | May 23, 2006 at 8:02 pm
She’s got huge Cannes.