What are the board rules here? Is it funny if I say she has herpes?
I actually don’t care about the answer to that question, I just wanted to keep some retard from posting “first”.
What happened to back end of drinky-girl?
How do drinky-girl pants stay up?
Nipples of steel, brains of…well nevermind she has none.
How do you make fun of a walking joke?
I think Tara has more clothes on now than I’ve seen her in for about the last 5 years. No cleavage? Shocking.
Why is she even at the film festival? DOn’t you have to make movies to be considered an actress anymore? Or does acting dumb and slutty count nowadays?
Doesn’t she look like she’s morphing into the singing alien in the Star Wars Mos Eisley cantina?
She puts the “oog” in cougar.
I spent my summers during college working in Mos Eisley.
The chick who sang there didn’t have half the inter-galactic herpes this bitch has…
The SF guys said “dirty slut” like it was a bad thing.
Okay. Someone needs to stage a fashion intervention for this girl. Clinton and Stacy to the rescue – vite!!!
The only plus this outfit has to offer is that it at least covers her up. For Tara Reid, this outfit is the sartorial equivalent of the habit of a Carmelite nun.
M@ce born in Mos Eisley. Is retched hive of scum and villany.
I think she looks kinda good compared to her usual trashy getup. She’s really covered up. Unfortunately her face looks really old and saggy. How old is she anyway?
Do you guys also see the trail of VD creepy crawlies that fall from her as she walks, or is it just me?
I think she is under 30……..that haircut is ill-advised. She totally looks like a wannabe MILF down at the swim club.
her boobs really are about to hit the floor
is she even 30 yet?
The only thing she needs to complete the WT look is a Pabst Blue Ribbon and/or an Ambrosia salad…
#26 you have the same thought as me!
great minds, my friend
fuck I meant #16
I give up
Holy shiiiit yeah, erm….nice tits grandma!!
I personally don’t think it’s the face you should be worrying about.
Look at where her nipples are… good grief. If you’re gonna get a boob job, at least get one that’s gonna last. At the rate hers are going they’re going to be at her navel by the time she hirts 30.
I love you, Tara Reid.
If she would wear a bra once a month she could extend the life of that boob job by at least 3 years.
#15-I do see a whole bunch of bad fashion trailing behind her. VD has many disguises, my friends.
I like Tara’s hunchback, turtle chin, and knock-knees. I can tell she’s going to age gracefully, like an Autumn leaf.
I kind of like her… I guess.
Her butt looks like it’s been lipo-ed too much, but go her… short skirts are fun and flirty!
Ever since the boob lift, she has stopped wearing a bra… This is not a GOOD thing when you weigh 87 pounds and have a negative ass.
Those giant globes she so proudly displays are sliding down her bony chest…
I think they rest somewhere between where NORMAL boobies go and her belly button….
Ewww…. She’s like Paris’ Hilton’s skanky trailer part cousin with a bad boob job…
rawr! I think she is still cute but I am the child of an alcoholic mother….
Surely you need to be in some films to be invited to a film festival, right? or is she just there as a warning to young actresses about the evils of partying too hard, bad boob jobs, sleeping around, and too much peroxide. Looking at her would scare the party instinct out of me. you have been warned, Lindsay Lohan!
I can’t believe I masturbated to this person. How was I to know she would turn into, this horrible tit monster.
Hey shoes are ugly, her haircut is cute… but DOES SHE EVER WEAR A BRA??!!??!
Wow, she’s really beginning to look her age, if her age was 39 instead of 29 or however old she is. But seriously, is it just me or are her breasts seriously saggy? I thought implants were supposed to make you look perkier.
“Two weeks since I started and oh-my-god… Within three days I was actually forgetting to eat.”
Thats good… encourage people to be anorexic.
im sorry but she looks like a lesbian. The outfit is horrible, and why did she cut her hair????
I find it amusing that Reid is at “Cans” and yet is flat chested like a little boy. Aren’t you supposed to be a movie star or topless to go to Cans? She is neither
I’d lay down any stakes you want, that somewhere in her person lays a pack of KooL 100′s.
Good call, Slim. And here’s hoping that your use of “in” as opposed to “on her person” was intentional. Surely she has plenty of room “in” her body for many packs, possibly even a carton.
Hey Tranny, she ain’t flat, she’s got big fake DD’s that were surgically inserted by one of those guys that played a doctor on MASH when he was really drunk. They were filled with whiskey but one night she got thirsty.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I feel a little bit bad for her. Definitely have more pity for her than Britney. Tara has a Dana Plato-ness about her. Sorry to speak ill of the dead-Dana just rolled over in her grave at that comparison.
HER NIPS ARE HANGING KINDA LOW PEOPLES…i had to “yell” it cuz….SHE HAD BREAST IMPLANTS….what the fuck…they shouldnt be that low…ughh and she doesnt have kids….
She doesn’t have kids…..yet. There has to be a limit on the # of abortions the human body can tolerate, however. Her time to spawn is nigh.
Holy Mother of Fuck Osh, that was some funny shit!
Women; (and trannies) (note spelling, fucktards)
If you are going to get implants, first of all….Don’t. But, if you insist on wanting to look weird, by all means, install a 3rd boob in the center of your back. You know, for dancing.
@40 ouch, my bad, but it does open up a world of possibilities…
She paid someone to make her boobs droop like that? Her knees are way fug too. It must be all the time she spends on them–it starts deteriorating the kneecaps, you know.
All of you disgust me. You are all just jelous that you can’t walk around in a bright red track jacket with your gorilla tits that look like they’ve been mauled on by pit bulls poking out, and still look like a modern Marilyn Monroe or Jackie Kennedy. Tara Reid is a classy young lady and fine example of grace and beauty. How dare you say anything less of this woman of walking elogance. How dare you.
I wonder how the “morning after” is like after scoring with this *cough* *cough* “hottie”
I’m thinking of the rank aroma of spilled beer mixed with stale menthol cigarettes, her sweet breath on your face as both wake up sticky with her smegma and dried spooge.
She’s got huge Cannes.
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