Being Tara Reid’s Husband Looks Magical

September 6th, 2011 // 68 Comments

When Tara Reid announced her marriage to Zack Kehayov everyone’s first reaction was to get the identity of her husband entirely wrong. But after that, everyone just assumed he’s clearly some sort of drug dealer who severely over-estimated her wealth. So here’s the lovely couple out in London last night where Zack had the distinct pleasure of trying to get his shit-faced bride into a car without the paparazzi snapping pictures of her marital grotto, complete with spare vagina on the side. He, uh, he’ll get better. Marriage takes practice, or some sort of saying you’re supposed to tell someone who’s made the worst fucking decision of his life and will probably kill himself.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, WENN

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  1. He’s practicing for his new fortune telling business–reading the lumps on your stomach.

  2. Liz

    There’s always a guy right in the middle of the picture whose face says it all.

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    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Shhhh… Shhhh sweetie. I’ll bring my whip over later and we’ll all have some laughs, ok? Feel better now?”

  4. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    patheticnewguy
    Commented on this photo:

    yikes!

  5. Murphy72

    Looks like a white-bald version of Willis….

  6. little turtle head

    I’d definitely put a baby in her!!! She’s smoking hot!!!!!!

  7. LJ

    At least they know enough to have someone drive them if they’re shit faced.

    I just hope the limo driver had a good supply of barf bags in the back seat.

  8. Ben Dover

    People here bash her but damn I’d fuck her, she’s still pretty hot

  9. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    suck it
    Commented on this photo:

    at least she is wearing panties

  10. Da Bomb

    Awesome how your site plays annoying audio when I view a page that I am then forced to mute. That’s so bleeding edge…or did MySpace start that? How’s that company doing anyways?

  11. She looks a lot like my grandma in her later years…
    When she was fueled by Jim Beam and Benson & Hedges.

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    I’d have a difficult time spending the rest of the hour with that ghost of hot woman’s past, let alone the rest of my life.

    ETA of divorce… 313 days.

  13. Fink

    She married William Hung?

  14. Deacon Jones

    I’ve got a pretty strong stomach.

    But man, that crouch shot made me queasy…..it looks like the pod-spider from Aliens is shooting out of her twat.

  15. worst fake marriage of the year.

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    Rainier Wolfcastle
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah! My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

  17. kimmykimkim

    Spare vagina, Fish? Do you mean labia? I mean, I dunno, I haven’t seen the pictures so maybe spare vagina makes sense. Do you need a lesson in female anatomy, darling?

  18. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Commented on this photo:

    well after photos like this that instead of feeling jealous for the new husband. you feel sorry for him.

  19. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy crap, what is going on there?!?!? It’s like she’s got alien anatomy or something.

  20. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    JP
    Commented on this photo:

    Gross.

  21. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Commented on this photo:

    My first Defcon 2 was when 9/11 . Now this.

  22. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Commented on this photo:

    Black man’s nightmare

  23. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Soup
    Commented on this photo:

    Her cootch isn’t happy with only one man so it’s growing tendrils. Soon it will spawn a new one, break off, and wander away like one of those walking catfish.

  24. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m gonna go look at my unwiped ass in the mirror, just to unsee this…

  25. okay after photos of her crotch shot were shown to the Pentagon. We are now in DefCon 2.

  26. Chauncy

    Will somebody please explain to me why this gal is an alcoholic! She grew up in comfortable surroundings and has been acting in commercials and movies since she was a child. What could have possibly happened in her life to make her hit the bottle???

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    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t go there,” she said.
    “Don’t worry, we won’t,” replied everyone.

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    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Madonna missing an armpit? Because I’m pretty sure I found it.

  29. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Frank
    Commented on this photo:

    Yummy!!! What I’d give to bury my face in that!

  30. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Commented on this photo:

    Omigod!!! It’s the gateway to hell! Run for your lives before it sucks you in!

  31. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Commented on this photo:

    How sophisticated, how elegant! His wife, on the other hand…

  32. juicyfruit

    Seriously… there comes a point in your life where you need to learn how to not get shit faced drunk. She is an embarrassment. Girl needs help.

  33. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    robweeve
    Commented on this photo:

    is she pregnant?

  34. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Lets get clinical/ly rough
    Commented on this photo:

    Tara&Zack’s first fight.

    Zack: honey? That flashing your cooch thing to the Paps is over, now that you’re married right?
    Tara: What? How dare you, infringe on how I get high club fees, free wags from sponsors, or script rejected by lilo. Get out of my life, you smelly Greek.

    *weeps*

    Click next pic to see who won the fight.

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    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    And a schwing and a miss.

  36. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bitch you must be crazy!”

  37. forrest gump

    pssst: HIS BRAINS MUST BE OUT OF WORK?

  38. princess party pants

    her head is too big for her body. i find it incredibly distracting.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, can you stop now? I’m sure you got my cooter in one of those shots.”

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    brit
    Commented on this photo:

    Yawn…Tara Reid upskirt….

  41. brit

    When asked about his marriage to Reid, he answered, “Um, I already gave my best, and I have no regrets at all”

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    Lynx
    Commented on this photo:

    I viewed the full size, WHY DID I DO THAT.?.?.?

  43. Sin

    It’s Jon Gosling from Jon and kate Plus 8.

  44. YTF did I click on marital grotto…

    *bangs head against desk

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    Einstein
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s still got a cute face but OMG…no tone at all to her body. Skinny does not equal “in shape”.

  46. Farrokh Bulsara , Jr.

    Bet he’s getting anal tonight ! She looks like she’ll pass out in the car .

  47. Floyd Jackson

    He’s got the look in his eyes!In his mind , he’s asking himself why marriage was a good idea , and what he could be doing if he was single

  48. slappy magoo

    It’s time for “Dancing with the Tards!” And 5, 6, 7, 8…
    “pancakes!”

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    me
    Commented on this photo:

    OH WOW!!!! —– LUNCH!!!!!

  50. Outspoken

    MAN!!!!! SHE IS HOT!!!!!!

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