Being Tara Reid’s Husband Looks Magical

When Tara Reid announced her marriage to Zack Kehayov everyone’s first reaction was to get the identity of her husband entirely wrong. But after that, everyone just assumed he’s clearly some sort of drug dealer who severely over-estimated her wealth. So here’s the lovely couple out in London last night where Zack had the distinct pleasure of trying to get his shit-faced bride into a car without the paparazzi snapping pictures of her marital grotto, complete with spare vagina on the side. He, uh, he’ll get better. Marriage takes practice, or some sort of saying you’re supposed to tell someone who’s made the worst fucking decision of his life and will probably kill himself.

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