Being Tara Reid’s Husband Looks Magical

September 6th, 2011 // 68 Comments

When Tara Reid announced her marriage to Zack Kehayov everyone’s first reaction was to get the identity of her husband entirely wrong. But after that, everyone just assumed he’s clearly some sort of drug dealer who severely over-estimated her wealth. So here’s the lovely couple out in London last night where Zack had the distinct pleasure of trying to get his shit-faced bride into a car without the paparazzi snapping pictures of her marital grotto, complete with spare vagina on the side. He, uh, he’ll get better. Marriage takes practice, or some sort of saying you’re supposed to tell someone who’s made the worst fucking decision of his life and will probably kill himself.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, WENN


  1. Men will do anything to get laid. What is she going to name her baby that is no doubt on the way? Budweiser?

  2. bing

    That girl was born to embarrass the world.

  3. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
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    lol…classis drunk Tara……the carpet looks old and stained and the drapes look like a cat has clawed their way to the top on em. She is such a mess, I almost feel embarassed for her (Almost)

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    also, looks like she has 2 vagina’s beside her main vay-jay….like backup v-j’z

  5. Nanz

    She married Jon Gosselin?!

  6. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
    Pippy Longcockings
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    At least she’s wearing panties…

  7. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
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    Like a monk!

  8. Tara Reid Drunk Panty Flash Zack Kehayov
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    the ideal women of these times is the SLUT AND THE BITCH if u are a slut u can have whatever u want if u are hesont u will live as a loser near a loser man ..but that man is just an hesont and a good man the slut want to conquist a rich man it doesn’t matter the way he got money .bad world

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    Don’t believe the lies that this woman is of the Middle Class. She’s cceenotnd to the dreaded Catholic, Percy family headed by Ralph Percy. One of the very families behind the attempted destruction of the Houses of Parliament with Guy Fawkes which was organised by the Jesuits. In fact the Percy family love to remember this event as evident from some of their meetings of late. The Percy’s control the U.K. with their masters at 114 Mount Street, Westminster along with St John’s Wood.

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