When Tara Reid announced her marriage to Zack Kehayov everyone’s first reaction was to get the identity of her husband entirely wrong. But after that, everyone just assumed he’s clearly some sort of drug dealer who severely over-estimated her wealth. So here’s the lovely couple out in London last night where Zack had the distinct pleasure of trying to get his shit-faced bride into a car without the paparazzi snapping pictures of her marital grotto, complete with spare vagina on the side. He, uh, he’ll get better. Marriage takes practice, or some sort of saying you’re supposed to tell someone who’s made the worst fucking decision of his life and will probably kill himself.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, WENN
He’s practicing for his new fortune telling business–reading the lumps on your stomach.
There’s always a guy right in the middle of the picture whose face says it all.
“Shhhh… Shhhh sweetie. I’ll bring my whip over later and we’ll all have some laughs, ok? Feel better now?”
yikes!
Looks like a white-bald version of Willis….
I’d definitely put a baby in her!!! She’s smoking hot!!!!!!
You can probably fit a baby in her chest-hole.
At least they know enough to have someone drive them if they’re shit faced.
I just hope the limo driver had a good supply of barf bags in the back seat.
People here bash her but damn I’d fuck her, she’s still pretty hot
Are you kidding, her face is falling apart, she’s completely wrecked. I wouldn’t touch that POS.
at least she is wearing panties
Awesome how your site plays annoying audio when I view a page that I am then forced to mute. That’s so bleeding edge…or did MySpace start that? How’s that company doing anyways?
^^ that
Protip: Firefox…Ad-block plus…No-script
Then you can be all “What audio?” instead of “Bawwww, annoying music, bawww”.
She looks a lot like my grandma in her later years…
When she was fueled by Jim Beam and Benson & Hedges.
I’d have a difficult time spending the rest of the hour with that ghost of hot woman’s past, let alone the rest of my life.
ETA of divorce… 313 days.
She married William Hung?
I’ve got a pretty strong stomach.
But man, that crouch shot made me queasy…..it looks like the pod-spider from Aliens is shooting out of her twat.
worst fake marriage of the year.
Ah! My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
Spare vagina, Fish? Do you mean labia? I mean, I dunno, I haven’t seen the pictures so maybe spare vagina makes sense. Do you need a lesson in female anatomy, darling?
Spare alien claw. That’s an alien claw.
well after photos like this that instead of feeling jealous for the new husband. you feel sorry for him.
Holy crap, what is going on there?!?!? It’s like she’s got alien anatomy or something.
Gross.
My first Defcon 2 was when 9/11 . Now this.
Black man’s nightmare
Her cootch isn’t happy with only one man so it’s growing tendrils. Soon it will spawn a new one, break off, and wander away like one of those walking catfish.
i’m gonna go look at my unwiped ass in the mirror, just to unsee this…
okay after photos of her crotch shot were shown to the Pentagon. We are now in DefCon 2.
Will somebody please explain to me why this gal is an alcoholic! She grew up in comfortable surroundings and has been acting in commercials and movies since she was a child. What could have possibly happened in her life to make her hit the bottle???
Someone probably told her no.
Maybe she just likes getting drunk? It’s reason enough for most.
“Don’t go there,” she said.
“Don’t worry, we won’t,” replied everyone.
Is Madonna missing an armpit? Because I’m pretty sure I found it.
Yummy!!! What I’d give to bury my face in that!
Well, there goes breakfast, lunch and supper. Kills the late-night snack, too.
Thanks, Frank!
Omigod!!! It’s the gateway to hell! Run for your lives before it sucks you in!
How sophisticated, how elegant! His wife, on the other hand…
Seriously… there comes a point in your life where you need to learn how to not get shit faced drunk. She is an embarrassment. Girl needs help.
is she pregnant?
Tara&Zack’s first fight.
Zack: honey? That flashing your cooch thing to the Paps is over, now that you’re married right?
Tara: What? How dare you, infringe on how I get high club fees, free wags from sponsors, or script rejected by lilo. Get out of my life, you smelly Greek.
*weeps*
Click next pic to see who won the fight.
And a schwing and a miss.
“Bitch you must be crazy!”
pssst: HIS BRAINS MUST BE OUT OF WORK?
her head is too big for her body. i find it incredibly distracting.
“Okay, can you stop now? I’m sure you got my cooter in one of those shots.”
Yawn…Tara Reid upskirt….
When asked about his marriage to Reid, he answered, “Um, I already gave my best, and I have no regrets at all”
I viewed the full size, WHY DID I DO THAT.?.?.?
It’s Jon Gosling from Jon and kate Plus 8.
YTF did I click on marital grotto…
*bangs head against desk
She’s still got a cute face but OMG…no tone at all to her body. Skinny does not equal “in shape”.
Bet he’s getting anal tonight ! She looks like she’ll pass out in the car .
His facial expression is priceless! He’s gonna punish her ass for this humiliation
He’s got the look in his eyes!In his mind , he’s asking himself why marriage was a good idea , and what he could be doing if he was single
It’s time for “Dancing with the Tards!” And 5, 6, 7, 8…
“pancakes!”
OH WOW!!!! —– LUNCH!!!!!
MAN!!!!! SHE IS HOT!!!!!!