Tara Reid Tweeted Her Honeymoon Photos

August 17th, 2011 // 82 Comments

And thankfully they’re all out of focus.

Even though I’m willing to bet 99% of the Internet already forgot she got married just a few days ago – Thanks, whiskey. – here are pics from Tara Reid and Zack Kehayov‘s honeymoon where they posed for cutesy, self-taken couple shots before eventually writing their initials in the sand with her herpes scabs because Tara Reid is a filthy lump of Whore-Doh. A tender moment that taught this jaded blogger that, as my great grandfather used to say, “there’s a lid for every jar,” and sometimes that lid allows a incurable infection to lodge itself in your sex parts. (For the record, he didn’t say that last part, but then again I was two when he passed, and had such conversations relayed to me at a later date by third parties prone to censorship and revisionist tales. For all we know he could’ve spoken eloquently about the perils of tallywacker insertion and religious decorum deprived me of education from said follies which mayhaps informed me to recuse myself from fornication with unclean women, their infestations legion. - The Superficial Writer, August 17, 1864.)

Photos: Twitter

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  1. Tara Reid Bikini Honeymoon Zack Kehayov
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    I think they are her tits, her arm is covering her nipples. Plastic surgery is a wonderful thing (assuming you pay full price, which she didn’t)

  2. Tara Reid Bikini Honeymoon Zack Kehayov
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    She got a ring, he got herpes.

  3. Tara Reid Bikini Honeymoon Zack Kehayov
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    Xanax is spelled with an “X” not a Z.

  4. So who’s giong to keep the 9 month countdown to Vivid productions “One night in Tara” release of the ‘stolen’ honeymoon video?

  5. handyr

    It’s nice to see that Uday Hussein has finally found his soulmate.

  6. Tara Reid Bikini Honeymoon Zack Kehayov
    Helena Handbasket
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    She looks like Charlize Theron in Monster.

  7. Tara Reid Bikini Honeymoon Zack Kehayov
    TittieLover
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    I wonder if he’s poor.

  8. Tara Reid Bikini Honeymoon Zack Kehayov
    Elf
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    That’s funny, the damage doesn’t look as bad from out here

  9. Tara Reid Bikini Honeymoon Zack Kehayov
    alex
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    pinko commie haterz – you’d all give the left half of your body to here that american pie moan in real life.

  10. Tara Reid Bikini Honeymoon Zack Kehayov
    Jillia
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    Why, oh WHY, would you post a photo like that?? She looks like she just crawled out of a shallow grave.

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