And Tara Reid Just Started World War III

September 8th, 2011 // 67 Comments

Fresh off of getting drunk Tuesday night, here’s Tara Reid drunk last night where she thought it’d be an awesome idea to continually expose her midsection because apparently we don’t go to war with England enough. So hopefully they’ll start this thing now, and that way President-elect Rick Perry can try to pray our enemies to death before deciding nuclear power is an okay form of science that wouldn’t have been outvoted like that wacky mumbo-jumbo Galileo was going on about. Ha! The earth revolves around the sun. Is there anything you liberals won’t believe? (I’m sorry, I couldn’t let that shit go.)

Photo: Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tara Reid Stomach
    dave
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d splooge on that.

  2. El_Kermo

    No. Just… Fucking no.

  3. Deacon Jones

    I bet Lindsay Lohan reads articles about this “chick” to fell better about herself.

  4. Got it

    Stop.

  5. Got it

    breathing, I mean.

  6. Steve Jobs

    I clicked on “show more images” and my computer told me to go fuck myself.

  7. Cock Dr

    Tara is a mess, but I don’t think this rises to the level of an “international incident”.
    Certainly the world must understand that America produces these bimbonic disasters accidentally. It’s not on purpose…..really!

  8. TracyJ

    I would put some gloves on those paws too.

  9. Beefarino

    She got a boob job to get noticed and instead shows off her surgically reduced beer gut.

    • moo

      that gut was really botched up bad, so maybe she’s trying to show us all it’s smooooothed out now. I just was terrified she was going to announce a pregancy! now THAT would be really bad!

  10. stratacat

    can’t you post some bikini pics of bar rafaeli or something? my eyes are starting to burn.

  11. KM

    How dare you poison my day-time celebgossip with hints of REAL INFORMATION AND NEWS!!!

    ….actually…. that Rick Perry article is pretty freaking hilarious.

  12. CD Parade

    That’s 2 in a row – is it Cum Dumpster day?

  13. Gross

    Not gonna lie, this isn’t actually so bad. Limiting the viewing area to just this much is perfectly fine by me.

  14. Looks like she finally took an iron to that stomach. Extra starch.

  15. Fester

    Imagine the excitement at next summer’s GOP national convention when Rick Perry and running mate Jesus Christ ride into the hall on dinosaurs to accept the nomination. That will be GREAT!

    • KM

      Don’t be ridiculous. Dinosaurs aren’t REAL. They’re a lefty ploy to sell toys to children.

      • ✯Mama Kin✯

        Al least YOU ALL recognize your token vote to expunge yourself of the white guilt you carry (for NO reason) will not be in the White House next term.

        That just proves it…it is possible for your kind to be smarter than a fly basking in shit.

        Thanks!

        【ツ】

      • Fester

        Right, like Jesus can’t snap his fingers and presto, a couple dachshunds turn into dinos. If you need more proof, at the Creation Museum, there’s a big model Triceratops with a saddle (seriously). So there you go, they must be real.

      • Miss Ann Thrope

        ✯Mama Kin✯ you honor us with your presence, however your coffee break is over. Those crosses aren’t going to burn themselves.

    • rican

      Fester, you’re the typical imbecile who inserts himself into a conversation by blurting out an idiotic comment that has nothing to do with what’s being discussed.

      • Hey Hick Fuck You!

        Exactly what IS being discussed? This is a forum to comment on idiot celebrities (or any other shit that floats your boat). By the way, you INJECT yourself into a conversation. Go suck on some teabags, rican. I know you like them wet.

      • Fester

        Rican, I made the original comment so what are you accusing me of, crashing my own thread? Obviously you are not a typical imbecile, you are an exceptional imbecile.

  16. let rough's conscious be your guide

    Greeks are not great at negotiating, are they?

    • Zeus

      Apparently they’re really good at getting used items cheap.

      • x

        She reminds me of an ’87 Toyota Camry. It’ll gets the job done but it’s beat to hell and you’ll hate yourself every second you’re in it.

  17. Tara Reid Stomach
    sooooooosuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    From mid-trunk down that’s a dude. Go ahead, cover up the top of the photo with your hand JIC you have any doubt.

  18. wiseguy

    She’s so dirty I had to switch my browser to porn when my wife walked in the room.

  19. CanuckCutie

    Actually… It looks a hell of a lot better than it used to. I guess she found a competent surgeon and got it fixed. Good for her.

  20. pad408

    I bet her liver looks like a shriveled prune.

  21. bing

    Tara please die already :-(

  22. Tara Reid Stomach
    meat
    Commented on this photo:

    When will the effing sex tape be released. I’m tired of the whoring teasers….

  23. She’s finally gotten enough plastic surgery that her midsection no longer makes me feel like a starting the mountain sized nuclear reactor on Mars, so cut her a little slack.

    • LJ

      She just wants to show that she hasn’t spent ALL her money on drugs and alcohol. Some of it went for lots of plastic surgery repair.

    • Miss Ann Thrope

      Her last medical procedure replaced her bladder with a decanter so if you push her belly-button she pees vodka. You can say what you want about Tara but THAT was pretty smart.

      • Mr. Ann Thrope

        Honey,

        Ive told you 3x now…the amateur comedy room is 3 doors down.

        If I have to tell you again, youll have a 2nd black eye to match the 1st.

        Love,

        The smarter and better gender…bitch.

  24. Tara Reid Stomach
    Commented on this photo:

    For the love of god………Please do not come to london……….I plead with you……..

  25. Jon H

    Yeah, looks like she finally found a competent surgeon to fix her abdominal monstrosity.

    But what did they do with Kuato?

  26. Tara Reid Stomach
    zil
    Commented on this photo:

    Awwww, she ate a sandwich. Now she looks pregnant.

  27. Sport

    Man that chick is busted.
    I want Bunny Lebowski back.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      She realized that her line “I’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars” is the best line she’ll ever say in a movie, so she’s been saying it ever since.

  28. Tootles

    Fuck she needs to keep that nasty bloated stomach of hers covered. I hope she sues the hell out of the plastic surgeon that deformed her.

  29. Uncle Denial

    London? I see Paris, I see France. I can’t unsee…

  30. juicyfruit

    she always looks like she needs to wash her crotch

  31. BrandiLye

    Tara, you’re supposed to prove everyone WRONG?! Why in the heck did you get married???

  32. terry

    She is just nasty. I’m a fucking freak for real but that bitch makes me want to throw the fuck up.

  33. Tara Reid Stomach
    bethy
    Commented on this photo:

    Behold…. a Jersey Shore mating stance common of the species (Situationus Herpeanis). The female, while quite inebriated in a foreign environment, still maintains her breed’s biological imperative.

  34. Tara Reid Stomach
    patrix
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually doesn’t look so bad…except that her belly button is like 3 inches too high.

  35. Keep pulling up, Tara… Franken-tits or GTFO.

  36. Tara Reid Stomach
    jc
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she have the world’s highest bellybutton or what?

  37. Tara Reid Stomach
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’s wearing some of Amy Winehouse’s old clothes.

  38. Clown Shoes

    She’s holding up all that loose skin under that sweatshirt. Her stomach normally looks like melting wax.

  39. forrest gump

    some people have it.
    ……………..HER BODY IS JUST MADE FOR MISERY, folks!!

  40. Thacandyqueen

    She looks so sick. Sad little girl…

  41. Seeker

    I’d fuck it.

  42. Outspoken

    SHE IS SO HOT!!!!!!

  43. javi

    same face, and about the same body as the little alian from Mac and Me.
    http://cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com/images/187108/187108_large.jpg

  44. Tara Reid Stomach
    Emma
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not sure if she understands that just showing people your gnarled stomach won’t get you pregnant. “wheee!”

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