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Tara Reid is not only starring in Celebrity Big Brother, but also has a role in the upcoming American Reunion. Granted, I’m pretty sure her role in the film has been cut down to them just using a close-up of her belly for the poster, this still means that she’s got twice as much work as Lindsay Lohan. We’re talking about a person who just over a month ago was so drunk she couldn’t hold a dog and was chased out of a Walgreen’s parking lot. This person is getting hired. You could microwave silly putty, throw it against your TV screen and see a better performance (with less nausea to boot) than watching anything with Tara in it. And yet, film and television come calling. Lindsay, if you’re reading this — or if you’re face down in your meteor-dust dealer’s lap listening to him read aloud — ITS OVER! Wipe off your chin and get that Kraft Services ap filled out, because that’s as close as your ever going to get to a film set again.
DIRECTOR: This potato salad is making my mouth itchy.
LINDSAY: *pulls jugs out of mixing bowl* My bad!
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Which one of those fucks in the background is saying it all with their eyes?
I’d say it’s either the brunette at about 10 o’clock off tara’s right hand or blondie in the bottom right of the picture. Chin toucher off her ass gets an honorable mention.
if her vagina is the centre of the clock then yes the brunette at 10. she’s giving tata’s ass the hairy eyeball lol
I gotta go with the blue jacket chin toucher, he’s clearly mentally composing his upcoming masturbatory fantasy right on the spot.
….Dress made by the House of Bellevue Ward 9….Artofwar
I think they are all gasping at that hunk of meth flesh hanging from her left arm. I know for sure that blond girl is thinking it reminds her of the left side of her camel hoof!
Woman in the bottom left is practically shielding her eyes from those flappy asscheeks. She looks fuckin terrified.
Was she sober ? She hardly looks it … gah.
I’d like to see that dress on a woman not ravaged by meth, please.
Didn’t she just marry a Greek guy so he could get a green card? Man , her luck ( and options) sure is changing fast !
also for a publicity stunt. and her ex- is getting married. bottom line it wasn’t for lust or love.
Fucking MAN HANDS. Damn man.
She looks like a hooker I did in Oklahoma City. She had no teeth , so the ‘gum job ‘ was fabulous . Bitch stole my watch though . Does Tara Reid live in Oklahoma City ?
I still want my watch back , dammit ,…
Yeah , was that ’09 in Oklahoma City ?
I had the same whore with no teeth I think . She had some technique with her mouth . Stole my cell phone , or did I loose it in the bar that night , Wish I could remember . Good blowjob tho.
She looks like she’s getting ready to bust out some Lita Ford songs.
Lita usually has a guitar in hand.
Wearing that? What the hell is that? It’s cooch-ure isn’t it. Ah.
I gotta say, I liked her better when her boob has hanging out.
Fish,
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“Kraft” Services? Hmm…Lindsay might not be the only one filing a lawsuit today.
“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Boy’s association of Lindsay Lohan with our brand could cause significant damage to our image,” an attorney for Kraft Foods said today, adding, “his comment sullies our good repute and standing in the New York Stock Exchange.”
Modeling a dress designed and stitched by her old plastic surgeon.
Wow Tara Reid is getting more work than Lindsay Lohan… BAHAHHHAHA LOL @ LOHAN!!!!!!
Actually, it’s “Craft Services” but who’s counting, eh?
If the fat chick behind you looks disgusted with your body then you KNOW you look like shit.
Nice shower curtain, Tara.
psssssst: SHE FORGOT HER OWN LAUNDRY TO WASH!!
I feel bad for her.
OTOH, I’m happy that this clusterfuck she’s on won’t be airing in America.
i just want all the american fans to know that this isnt really celebrity big brother. channel 4 cancelled big brother last year and then channel 5 picked it up. so its actually a much different, worse version of something that was popular ten years ago. wait….
Congrats for learning to cover the stomach disaster. Now focus on that meaty substance under your arms that’s attempting a gravity getaway.
If any of you get a chance try and catch some of this series, she’s a mess, it’s more than hilarious.
On the first night she was so so pissed, she was slurring and talking absolute shit on live broadcast. Actually, she’s continued being pissed ever since.
Fab!
It’s almost as if one day she snapped, and said to herself, “I’m beautiful, I have a great body and I hate myself! I’m going to get as much plastic surgery as possible!
Such a nice body but a butt ugly face. This lady needs to get lost already
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Actually I think it’s the other way around – body is a total mess, but the face is decent, at least compared to Lohan’s.
Slunt ?
Been watching the show and yeah she’s a bit of a mess but is actually really sweet and the realest person on there
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great post I’m a massive Big Brother viewer