Tara Reid Made Her Debut on ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ Last Night

August 19th, 2011 // 36 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Tara Reid is not only starring in Celebrity Big Brother, but also has a role in the upcoming American Reunion. Granted, I’m pretty sure her role in the film has been cut down to them just using a close-up of her belly for the poster, this still means that she’s got twice as much work as Lindsay Lohan. We’re talking about a person who just over a month ago was so drunk she couldn’t hold a dog and was chased out of a Walgreen’s parking lot. This person is getting hired. You could microwave silly putty, throw it against your TV screen and see a better performance (with less nausea to boot) than watching anything with Tara in it. And yet, film and television come calling. Lindsay, if you’re reading this — or if you’re face down in your meteor-dust dealer’s lap listening to him read aloud — ITS OVER! Wipe off your chin and get that Kraft Services ap filled out, because that’s as close as your ever going to get to a film set again.

DIRECTOR: This potato salad is making my mouth itchy.
LINDSAY: *pulls jugs out of mixing bowl* My bad!

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Fame, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Richard McBeef

    Which one of those fucks in the background is saying it all with their eyes?

    I’d say it’s either the brunette at about 10 o’clock off tara’s right hand or blondie in the bottom right of the picture. Chin toucher off her ass gets an honorable mention.

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Was she sober ? She hardly looks it … gah.

  3. JC

    I’d like to see that dress on a woman not ravaged by meth, please.

  4. The Superficial Kid

    Didn’t she just marry a Greek guy so he could get a green card? Man , her luck ( and options) sure is changing fast !

  5. Buddy the Elf

    Fucking MAN HANDS. Damn man.

  6. Carlos Esperanza

    She looks like a hooker I did in Oklahoma City. She had no teeth , so the ‘gum job ‘ was fabulous . Bitch stole my watch though . Does Tara Reid live in Oklahoma City ?
    I still want my watch back , dammit ,…

    • Spaulding Smails

      Yeah , was that ’09 in Oklahoma City ?
      I had the same whore with no teeth I think . She had some technique with her mouth . Stole my cell phone , or did I loose it in the bar that night , Wish I could remember . Good blowjob tho.

  7. She looks like she’s getting ready to bust out some Lita Ford songs.

  8. CranAppleSnapple

    Wearing that? What the hell is that? It’s cooch-ure isn’t it. Ah.

  9. I gotta say, I liked her better when her boob has hanging out.

  10. RandaI

    Fish,

    Loyal to the site but bro, the gallery setup is really bad. You have to get something like Lainey has on her site where all the photos are displayed, and clicking brings up a viewer that allows user to scroll instantaneously. Have a good weekend, sorry to be a bitchlord.

  11. TomFrank

    “Kraft” Services? Hmm…Lindsay might not be the only one filing a lawsuit today.

    “We are deeply concerned that Mr. Boy’s association of Lindsay Lohan with our brand could cause significant damage to our image,” an attorney for Kraft Foods said today, adding, “his comment sullies our good repute and standing in the New York Stock Exchange.”

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    TurboZinger
    Commented on this photo:

    Modeling a dress designed and stitched by her old plastic surgeon.

  13. suck it

    Wow Tara Reid is getting more work than Lindsay Lohan… BAHAHHHAHA LOL @ LOHAN!!!!!!

  14. Urbanspaceman

    Actually, it’s “Craft Services” but who’s counting, eh?

  15. KitKat

    If the fat chick behind you looks disgusted with your body then you KNOW you look like shit.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Nice shower curtain, Tara.

  17. forrest gump

    psssssst: SHE FORGOT HER OWN LAUNDRY TO WASH!!

  18. dontkillthemessenger

    I feel bad for her.

    OTOH, I’m happy that this clusterfuck she’s on won’t be airing in America.

  19. urgh

    i just want all the american fans to know that this isnt really celebrity big brother. channel 4 cancelled big brother last year and then channel 5 picked it up. so its actually a much different, worse version of something that was popular ten years ago. wait….

  20. seagalisgod

    Congrats for learning to cover the stomach disaster. Now focus on that meaty substance under your arms that’s attempting a gravity getaway.

  21. Jerj

    If any of you get a chance try and catch some of this series, she’s a mess, it’s more than hilarious.
    On the first night she was so so pissed, she was slurring and talking absolute shit on live broadcast. Actually, she’s continued being pissed ever since.
    Fab!

  22. Martina

    It’s almost as if one day she snapped, and said to herself, “I’m beautiful, I have a great body and I hate myself! I’m going to get as much plastic surgery as possible!

  23. Such a nice body but a butt ugly face. This lady needs to get lost already

    n-yo-face.blogspot.com

    • Jessesgirl

      Actually I think it’s the other way around – body is a total mess, but the face is decent, at least compared to Lohan’s.

  24. The Superficial Kid

    Slunt ?

  25. Cara

    Been watching the show and yeah she’s a bit of a mess but is actually really sweet and the realest person on there

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    Neiko Automotive Tools
    Commented on this photo:

    I savour, result in I discovered exactly what I used to be having a look for. You have ended my 4 day lengthy hunt! God Bless you man. Have a great day. Bye

  27. big bro

    great post I’m a massive Big Brother viewer

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