Tara Reid continues to be an eerily accurate preview of Lindsay Lohan in.. tomorrow. These are shots of her shit-faced in St. Tropez last night, and I think something’s happening here that I can’t quite put my finger on. Mostly because it’s trying to snap itself off and run for cover. El hombre está loco. Shh, shh, little finger. ¡Policía!
Photos: Fame
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As rancid old booze-bags go, Tara isn’t too bad.
I’d do her if she left the dress on
Ahhhh!! Frankentits!!! Run for your lives!
This is like reading a newspaper from two years ago. Tho thankfully her belly’s covered
Gettin some nip on 6 and 7!
Since when is it a big deal to be drunk? You’re just jealous you’re not in St. Tropez ya douche.
Gettin some nip on 6 and 7!
Not quite… after her original nipples fell off she had them replaced with vodka taps.
Ah franken-nipple, we’ve missed you and your chewed up and sewn back on good looks.
god bless ye
Oh… I though this was Lindsay Lohan.
This only confirms that everything Tara Reid blows turns to fire.
it feels weird to say this, but i think i might hit it! (????!!!!!!)
She’s only 35! proof that plastic surgery can make you look 20 years older.
I read that quickly and thought, “She’s gotta be way more than 35-proof by now!”
Then I saw the exclamation mark…
She was famous? Really?
I dont get it ? So Tara likes to party . OK
Just that it is a slight deviation from her 144-step rehab journey.
Too bad her hair didn’t go up in flames.
oh my
Imagine her and Tia Tequila together in one room…Oh the humanity!
Not interested in fucking her, but I’ll bet she’d be fun to party with.
Oh Tara, you’re so fucked up
You’re so fucked up, you blow me good,hey Tara,hey Tara
Oh tara, you’re so fucked up
I’d hit that but she needs to work on her lip technique.
That cake is almost as glazed as her eyes.
She should receive the Guinness World Record for “Most [unappealing] Nip Slips.” I assume she hasn’t gotten it yet because everyone has refused to do the official count-up.
weave much????????
nice weave Tara………
BOOM!!!!
“hahahaha…omg…nobody…hiccup….told me…burp….thish wassuth a firecrackerz! hahahaha!!!”
Hillbilly skank.
I don’t mind her anymore. She has decided she wants to live her life partying and a mess – I think that’s awesome. I hate the losers that lie and deny it and get in trouble with the law (cough cough Lo-Slut) and try to cry their way out of it. Tara parties and seems to not give a f*ck what anyone thinks anymore. Good for her.
well, MY PEN*S ISN’T MUCH BIGGER.
(can’t help it)
Hello, I’m Mr. Squid, and I approve this message.
Tara Reid. God bless her drunken, slutty, out of control ways. Without her, who would the rising sluts of hollywood have to emulate? Lohan, Hilton, Spears, Lovato, Ritchie, etc etc etc all can look to Reid for inspiration. After all, Reid does her thing without any remorse or regret. She hasn’t been in anything (other than various bathrooms and back alleys) noteable for YEARS as an actress, she doesn’t answer to anyone, she has a huge alcohol problem, she is a drug addict, and she doesn’t seem to have any hope or care to change in the near or not so near future.
Now all she has to do is get married, pull a knife out on her husband, go on a cocaineinduced rage and she’ll be a demi god like charlie sheen!!!!
This picture turns me on so much….Must. Not. Fap!
First bitches!
she should be on World Vision, I’d sponsor that