Tara Reid Is All The Rage In Europe

May 23rd, 2012 // 47 Comments
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Earlier this morning, I linked to an article on Lainey Gossip that identified Tara Reid‘s date to a Cannes yacht party as diamond mogul Fawaz Gruosi, so here are a bunch more pics of Tara at Cannes because apparently filthy rich Europeans can’t get enough of her. They’re so forward thinking. “I do say, Reginald, did you know the Americans still prefer women to have breasts on their chests instead of their stomachs? How positively dreadful. Tara, do be a dear and lay across the funny pages, won’t you? I want to read Marmaduke backwards.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Dick Hell

    She must be phenomenally good at oral. Of course dipping your schwanz in vodka first probably helps.

    • Johnny P!

      Please, no need to dip… they’re uncircumcised in France.
      She’s doing foreskin-shots of Pernod and Absinthe for sure!

  2. El Jefe

    It is called prostitution.

  3. “Whoa! That is big dog!”
    “Huh?”
    “Uh, Marmaduke.”

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    Area Man
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    Turkey’s done!
    Turkey’s done!

  5. jimmy james

    jeez, girl, put a bra on. you’re not 19 anymore

  6. Cock Dr

    That’s becuz America’s bimbos are the bestest bimbos in the world.
    USA!

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    DeucePickle
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    Side…..nipple ?

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    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Most girls seek the help of a surgeon to correct lopsided titty syndrome. Oh Tara, you’re such a trend setter!!

  9. DarthBuddy

    Tara Reid is all the rage in Europe:
    No, no she isnt

  10. EricLr

    See if you like her once you see the effect she has on your heroin and cocaine prices. Better save up your Euros, druggies.

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    rantatonne
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    How this lop-sided, llama- shaped, lass continues to stay alive, let alone on the social radar, is a wonder to me.

  12. tom

    I’m from France and I can assure you that the general public hasn’t even heard much less knows about that imported idiot women.

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    mrsmass
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    just when you think her tits couldn’t look any worse…

  14. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Adorable!

  15. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    Cher X
    Commented on this photo:

    In this picture the face and the body both say “Grandma.”

  16. theoriginal LJ

    Tara is paving the road for Lindsay Lohan to follow.

  17. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    Bobin
    Commented on this photo:

    Pick your titties up off the floor.

  18. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    Bobin
    Commented on this photo:

    Get back to your poker machine.

  19. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    Citizen
    Commented on this photo:

    You simply cannot wear a shirt like this with no bra when your boobs are this deformed.

  20. Evil Mouse

    Cannes, Monaco and most of South of France is no longer Europe! It has become an international cesspool of the filthy rich from everywhere. They have a whole different and weird definition of hot. So don’t imply Europeans even know who this twat is.

  21. dmbishop

    Looks like she is about to make a sharp right turn!

  22. puddleduck

    I thought the Cannes Film Festival was for actors/actresses and legitimate people in the business. I guess next year Courtney Stodden will be at this event. But hey, Kim and Lindsay were invited to the White House, so maybe hell has froze over and I forgot my ice skates.

    • Once again…the White House Correspondents Dinner is not actually held at the White House, and Kim and Lindsay were invited by Fox “News.”

      • puddleduck

        The “White House” Correspondents Dinner was held at the Washington Hilton to be precise. Also from the WHCD webpage… “primary object shall be the promotion of the interests of those reporters and correspondents assigned to cover the White House.” Whoever invites these Hollywood fame whores to an event such as this obviously has lost track with the purpose of the dinner and organization.

    • theoriginal LJ

      She’s in two movies being released this year. Try keeping up.

      • Archie Leach

        American Reunion has already come and gone and she was one of several actors in what was essentially an ensemble role.

        At best Reid has a cameo bit part in Last Call and Call is such a poverty row movie that either it never sees any release or it’s a straight to disc release.

        At this stage additions to Reid’s filmography resume is so empty that Megan Fox’s filmography makes Fox look like an a-lister in comparison.

      • puddleduck

        I’ve always considered Tara Reid a joke, not an actress. My mistake.

      • puddleduck

        I’ve always considered Tara Reid a joke, not an actress. My mistake.

    • El Jefe

      Once again as Tom pointed out to you that you still don’t seem to get, THEY WERE NOT INVITED TO THE WHITE HOUSE.

  23. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
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    Her nipples follow you like eyes in horror movie paintings!

  24. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she have two grandkids? Because that’s the only excuse for tits that low.

  25. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, I like this one… One nip goes one way, the other nip goes the other way, and this chic’s sayin’, “Whadda ya want from me?’ Chic’s got a nice head of white hair, it’s beautiful.

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    theoriginal LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope that this is the “before” picture for an upcoming appearance on HSN with Rhonda Shear to promote the “Ahhh Bra”. If not, Tara, go buy a bra, those things are hanging way too low.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    To think that she actually paid for those low riders… O_o

  28. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    E.T. phone home…

  29. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG!!!

  30. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    judd
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks stupid and lost

  31. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    jc
    Commented on this photo:

    I though fake tits weren’t supposed to sag. Woman, have some respect for yourself and put those things away. Nobody needs to see that.

  32. Nobody

    ..yes but so are ass hair and mankinis.

  33. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    Outspoken
    Commented on this photo:

    She is one sexy woman!!!

  34. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    I would still screw her in an instant.

  35. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    SiCK SICK SICK!!!

  36. Tara Reid Sagging Boobs Cannes Film Festival
    meliii
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she looks awesome. no makeup, nerdy classic blouse, not fronting. and the bikini pix are great also. wish i could count on looking that good:)

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