Tara Reid’s Marriage Was Fake

October 25th, 2011 // 30 Comments

Apparently it’s “Holy Shit, I Need Money But Working is So Hard” Day (See: here and here.) because Tara Reid has admitted to TMZ that her marriage to Zack Kehayov was fake. And why would she do such a thing? Her flight had alcohol on board:

That wedding Tara Reid just couldn’t shut up about — she should’ve shut up about … because she now admits the marriage was never legal.
Tara seemed totally out of it at LAX when a TMZ camera guy asked if she and her husband could win the Newlywed Game.
While not quite, “In the butt, Bob” — Tara’s slurred response was still pretty awesome … as she confessed she was “never really married.”

Of course my favorite part of all this is is the fact that Tara Reid basically admitted on camera to scamming Life & Style into buying her wedding photos because someone has to make Lindsay Lohan look like she has her shit together. I mean, that’s what they grew Tara in a petri dish of gin and chlamydia for, right? Or did I read that brochure wrong?

Photos: WENN

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  1. Alex

    I call BS on this one. I mean, it’s Tara Reid. She’s a bastion of truth!

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    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    c’mon, am i supposed to believe these two AREN’T in love and together in holy matrimony with a loving picture such as this? pishaw.

  3. forrest gump

    …………..LIKE HER ENTIRE LIFE, folks.

  4. ace11

    Fake???

    like her boobs?

  5. Deacon Jones

    Was her marriage voided because he couldnt physically looked into both her eyes at the same time when he said “I do” ?

  6. God is Black

    I don’t know who to believe, Fish,TMZ or a drunk Tara Reid? Like the Comb-over Trump; “Show us the marriage certificate! “

  7. zomgbie

    Tara $howing Kim Kardassian how its done!

  8. Sounds like a textbook case of… *looking at textbook*… fra-ood?… to me.

    (I loved that bit on Family Guy)

  9. little turtle head

    Not gay but dude has a HUGE bulge in front of his trousers!!

  10. “In the butt Bob” is also the nickname of the guy she pretended to marry.

  11. Mr Obvious

    Just put out the wedding night sex tape alright. We all know you need the money and Vivid will pay big bucks for it. You know like $20.

  12. Donald Trump

    If that dude eats the puntang – I’ll eat his shorts.

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    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    So she basically looks older than her grandmother, there on the left.

  14. Pippy Longcockings

    “And in other news, scientists confirm that water is indeed, wet.” Mind…boggled.

  15. Frank Burns

    Say it ain’t so, Tara! Say it ain’t so!

  16. cc

    Is her ugly fake?

  17. Arzach

    Another piece of news-that-are-no-news just like the Lohan Playboy thing.

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    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo catches the rare instance of a thought passing through Tara’s head.

  19. Aja

    Tara Reid is soo pretty – hard to believe she is in her late thirties, she looks 25.

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    The R
    Commented on this photo:

    You see, It’s something I do to others to get even, when I feel that they might secretly and genuinely make people laugh even though it does not showed. Again I’m not proud of it, because it’s extremely petty. And I consider them to be cheap shots because these errors are like aging sooner or later it will happen to everyone. Then again it feels wonderful to appear as a connoisseur of nothing in front of others.

  21. Tara Reid Zack Kehayov Not Married
    The R
    Commented on this photo:

    As for you garbage man you can stop padding yourself on the back. You noticed an error on the internet, not in one of Charles Dickens writings. And one who writes on first impulse. Not that I needed to explain myself to a garbage man, the only time I have to do that is during the holidays in December right around bonus time.

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    The R
    Commented on this photo:

    Retrospectively, Justifiable turned out to be exactly what he called me for not adding a dash between unsee. You may classify that under nit picking. And yes Garbage Man my remedy did not flow out of the ear as flawlessly as it should have. This is what I get for stooping to Justifiable’s level by copying and pasting peoples comments into my text editing apps in order to scold them.

  23. Tara Reid Zack Kehayov Not Married
    The R
    Commented on this photo:

    Retrospectively, Justifiable turned out to be exactly what he called me for not adding a dash between unsee. You may classify that under nit picking. And yes Garbage Man my remedy did not flow out of the ear as flawlessly as it should have. This is what I get for stooping to Justifiable’s level by copying and pasting peoples comments into my text editing apps in order to scold them.

    You see, It’s something I do to others to get even, when I feel that they might secretly and genuinely make people laugh even though it does not showed. Again I’m not proud of it, because it’s extremely petty. And I consider them to be cheap shots because these errors are like aging sooner or later it will happen to everyone. Then again it feels wonderful to appear as a connoisseur of nothing in front of others.

    As for you garbage man you can stop padding yourself on the back. You’ve noticed an error on the internet, not in one of Charles Dickens writings. And one who writes on first impulse. Not that I needed to explain myself to a garbage man, the only time I have to do that is during the holidays in December right around bonus time.

  24. Tara Reid Zack Kehayov Not Married
    The R
    Commented on this photo:

    This was only a test. Go back to being bored.

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