Tara Reid: Crotch Flash Friday

How is it that even in her 40’s Tara Reid has yet to figure out how to gracefully exit an automobile without showing off her clam hatch? Paps caught this panty-laden vagina slip, crotch shot, upskirt, puss pop (whatever you want to call it) outside of Catch last night as Tara showed up wit her new sugar daddy boyfriend, Ted Dhani. If you had a ticket to boner town, I’ll happily refund you because that flight was just cancelled due to inclement weathered skin.

As soon as I get my financing together, Tara Reid is getting an a full-ride scholarship to Randy Cappuccino’s School of Grace and Hoagie Science. It’s kind of like an etiquette school/hoagie shop combo. I’ve already had a couple angel investors fall through because apparently it’s a no-no to drink an entire box of chardonnay during a pitch meeting. Whatever, at least I’ll be swimming in SEO clicks for showing off Tara Reid’s freaky-deaky legs (it is almost Halloween, after all).

Oh, if the cooter shot isn’t enough for you, here’s a more in-depth look at her decomposition rockin’ bod!

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