And Now Time For Tara Reid Or Kate Gosselin Melting Under A Heat Lamp?

August 22nd, 2014 // 22 Comments

Now I know what you’re thinking, there aren’t 25 Asian kids running around, so clearly it’s Tara Reid. Except you’re forgetting one important piece of information: Kate Gosselin hates her children and will do everything in her power to never be around them. Why do you think her house is 80% crawlspaces? The woman’s a calculated and meticulous planner. Anyway, happy guessing, super sleuths.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Tara Reid Cleavage Awful Boob Job Shiny Forehead Gerald Webb Sharknado 2 The Second One LA Premiere
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    Gerald: 50 bucks.

    Tara: Deal. Will you take two 20′s and ten 1′s?

  2. Tara Reid Cleavage Awful Boob Job Shiny Forehead Ian Ziering Sharknado 2 The Second One LA Premiere
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    we get it dude, you’re gay. A t-shirt with two cocks rubbing is redundant.

  3. Tara Reid Cleavage Awful Boob Job Shiny Forehead Sharknado 2 The Second One LA Premiere
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    Bahahahahaha! ♫ Shiny Happy People♫ , R.E.M.

  4. Tara Reid Cleavage Awful Boob Job Shiny Forehead Gerald Webb Sharknado 2 The Second One LA Premiere
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    Ok, I’ll be the bad guy. Her body is gross and she should hide it.

  5. Tara Reid Cleavage Awful Boob Job Shiny Forehead Sharknado 2 The Second One LA Premiere
    MsE
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    Holy hunch back!

  6. FarrahAbrahamsDaughter

    They’ve both had so much plastic surgery it’s hard to tell.

    So I’m going to guess Bruce Jenner.

  7. I’m a 43 year old headbanger dude with really long hair and NO sense of fashion whatsoever. and still I feel I must say…. that’s a hideous dress.

  8. My penis just sprouted legs and ran away screaming.

  9. Jimmy

    Botox + double dose of Zanax can keep anyone smiling through that debacle. Any person not on drugs could not help but be mortified wearing that bizarre outfit from Forever 42

  10. Tara Reid Cleavage Awful Boob Job Shiny Forehead Sharknado 2 The Second One LA Premiere
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    So it will be $250.00 for the first hour, and $100.00 for each half hour after that.

  11. Sharknado 2 LA Premiere? Do they not get cable television in Los Angeles? No wonder they keep churning out these awful reality-TV shows, they can’t see for themselves how bad they are.

  12. Tara Reid Cleavage Awful Boob Job Shiny Forehead Sharknado 2 The Second One LA Premiere
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    Man I bet she cries a lot when she’s by herself.

  13. Tara Reid Cleavage Awful Boob Job Shiny Forehead Sharknado 2 The Second One LA Premiere
    Brit
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    Pulling the hair back like this works really well as a quick-fix face lift but unfortunately tightening the skin in this manner forces it to exude oil.

  14. Kisses4Katie

    Picking on Tara was one of my favorite things to do, right after picking on Lindsay. But honestly, I mean honestly, she looks a lot better than she did.

  15. Shit Sherlock

    I actually think she looks good.

  16. Tara Reid Cleavage Awful Boob Job Shiny Forehead Sharknado 2 The Second One LA Premiere
    Michael Buble
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    If you look closely, you can see the reflection of a very unwilling photographer.

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