Tara Reid In A Bikini (You’re Welcome?)

If you haven’t figured out today’s pattern it’s story I find way more amusing than I probably should because there’s some dark shit going on just below the surface (literally in one case) followed by sexy photos. Which brings us to these Tara Reid bikini photos because I just lied to your face. (Haha! You’ll never learn.) What is happening is a cautionary tale about defying the natural order of things and bringing Silly Putty to life. So if you’ve got some hooked up to jumper cables, or touching an Indian skull in the middle of a thunderstorm, knock that shit off because what happens next can’t be killed. Melted to fuck and back, but never killed.

Photos: FameFlynet

Tags: Bikini, Tara Reid