Here’s Tara Reid drunk off her ass with ex-fiance Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez last night where she gave everyone a glimpse of whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Considering she’s been mangled by years of bargain plastic surgery I’m just amazed it doesn’t look like Mickey Rourke’s face down there, so this is a win in my book. On that note, you’ll notice Tara is wearing underwear at some point, so that was either before she banged Dennis Rodman in the men’s room to make her ex love her again or directly after this photo when everyone went “So a dead seal isn’t decomposing below deck.” It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
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Mortimer | July 30, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Do not want!
Can’t be unseen. :(
Mr. Nice Guy | July 30, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Why United States will always come out on top.
WE HAVE THE BEST COMMANDO’S IN THE WORLD!!!
ladyj1369 | July 31, 2010 at 10:19 am
i dont think interracial dating is wrong. im white and i have noticed that black men go for single fat white women
Carolyn | August 1, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Am I missing something? What does this have to do with the subject?
Lightdragon | July 30, 2010 at 3:51 pm
me want me want
justme | July 30, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Wait…i don’t get it. What’s wrong? Ooooooo. Yeah…I couldn’t tell that was a vagina for a moment. (GW didn’t know either)
Vitali | August 1, 2010 at 6:49 pm
The best commandos in the world ? Tara Reid ? ROFL !!
as | August 2, 2010 at 4:27 am
uts not real see have black underwear in one pic u can see in this pic its photoshop…..
xpren | August 4, 2010 at 1:52 am
I dont think SHE went commando, i think her Va Jay Jay is a commando … and it chewed its way to freedom.
tiocfadh | August 7, 2010 at 1:26 pm
xpren–now that’s hilarious…funniest comment i’ve seen in weeks…
ugottabekidding | July 30, 2010 at 12:49 pm
There’s the Tara we’re used to! Welcome back girl!
Ms. Rosen | July 30, 2010 at 12:53 pm
It looks like someone left a grilled cheese sandwich in the sun for a day. ICK
Mr. Nice Guy | July 30, 2010 at 4:18 pm
I would eat her Taco anytime!
Cock Dr | July 30, 2010 at 12:55 pm
This puts me in a Friday kind of mood.
Someone’s having fun……smokies, drinkies, jewelry you get out the vending machine at Walmart, & oops I forgot my panties.
fester | July 30, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Dennis (fucking) Rodman was there? Welcome to the z-list, Tara. Thank god for digital cameras, at least no film was wasted (just Tara).
OldFool | July 31, 2010 at 9:51 am
Nice to see another Celebrity Rehab success story.
me | August 7, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Tara has been past the Zlist at this point she happy anybody is taking her picture
Viv | July 30, 2010 at 12:57 pm
In these hot humid smmer nights, nothing refreshes better than going commando, you can air it dry naturally, not to mention the freedom.
huh? | July 30, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I like to refer to her as Frankenwhore because of the scars and overall frightening results of multiple cosmetic surgeries. She should were a long black cloak and stay away from the limelight. We have our hands already full with that sloth Snookie, Lilo, Paris, etc…
Viv | July 30, 2010 at 1:05 pm
After reading these comments I dare not click on the star, besides I already know how one of those look like so, pass.
isthisthingon | July 30, 2010 at 1:06 pm
yay about time you hit paydirt again!
Sardonic | July 30, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Panties are intact in pic 5. I suspect some classic Rodman moves were afoot. He picked her up with one hand and swiped off those panties with the other. He’s still got it.
sarah | July 30, 2010 at 1:13 pm
nice simpsons reference!
stinky mcpoop | July 30, 2010 at 1:23 pm
The Aristocrats
duder | July 30, 2010 at 1:27 pm
HAH! @ Stinky
Karen | July 30, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Love the banner picture – add 30 lbs to each of them and you’ve got a typical commenter date.
SpaghettiCat | July 30, 2010 at 1:39 pm
MY EYES!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbYpbdHCqUI
A-Dawg | July 30, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Obviously anyone with half a brain can clearly tell that the angle of the shot makes it look like she’s pantie-less when clearly shes not (view other pics). Also, if you know anything about photographic angles and anatomy, you’d realize thats not her cootch.
I could care less for this chick but if you think that that’s a crotch shot, your retarded. Superficial writer……you get a big FAIL on this one.
Phil Herrear | July 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm
agree
PtC | July 30, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Same
Fish Taco | July 31, 2010 at 12:45 am
Best comment.
Vito | July 31, 2010 at 1:40 am
I believe you mean you COULDN’T care less…
Personally I find her kind of sad. She was so beautiful once upon a time and now she’s righteously FUBAR. I could understand it if she were 48 years old, but she’ only 34. She should look much better than she does. Poor thing.
StickFigureSushi | July 31, 2010 at 11:44 am
It’s obvious that isn’t a crotch shot. You’re looking a pinched flap of her saggy butt/thigh skin. Gag.
haha | August 1, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Superficial is def a virgin or retarded…one of the two
Wyatt | August 2, 2010 at 11:39 pm
This.
PtC | July 30, 2010 at 1:50 pm
This is as much of a pantyless crotch flash as that pic of Kim K and Justin B was a nipple flash awhile ago. I’m starting to wonder if he’s ever even seen a nude woman before.
Turd Ferguson | July 30, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Nothing says classy like a smoke in your hand, saggy ass and fake tits. Oh – and dont look at her stomach no matter HOW DARK it is in the room.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 3:07 pm
tara and wonkboobs both look pretty good dressed
Sue | July 30, 2010 at 3:28 pm
here’s another girl who was very beautiful and sweet and peaked out at about 19 – then went the LiLo way and became just another drunk skank. shame. she looks like she’s 20 years older than she is.
Lightdragon | July 30, 2010 at 3:57 pm
test123
Lightdragon | July 30, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Tara will you marry me
frisbeeken | July 30, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I wouldn’t enter that with four rubbers on fused together
Ron Burgandy's ballsack | July 30, 2010 at 4:50 pm
I’d let her sit on my lap.
Marcus | July 30, 2010 at 7:21 pm
What’s wrong with her skin?
Carolyn | July 30, 2010 at 11:37 pm
What a sad sack.
captain america | July 31, 2010 at 12:17 am
why doesn’t she get the picture that she is a DATED & HOPELESS celeb who must VANNISH as fast as possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Budhaven | July 31, 2010 at 12:56 am
I’m a fan.
Budhaven | July 31, 2010 at 12:59 am
No, really.
bitch PLEASE | July 31, 2010 at 1:39 am
It’s her dick tucked between her legs…
Jon | July 31, 2010 at 9:19 am
Your bluff would have worked if I hadn’t just seen on another (better) site, these same photos showing her panties upskirt.
elephantman | July 31, 2010 at 2:40 pm
holly COW! she really didnt have panties on! she had sex with dennis rodman! eesh, you can keep her! i’d still hit it once!
tara | July 31, 2010 at 10:09 pm
typical ugly white chick…..eeeeaaaa!
Bored with life | August 3, 2010 at 9:38 pm
Is there such a thing as a good looking black chick? I didn’t think so.
loupgarous | August 1, 2010 at 3:56 am
To the author: a female external genital that looks like Mickey Rourke’s face isn’t that far off the anatomical map, actually. Think about it…
DjungelDjuret | August 1, 2010 at 8:31 am
pic 13 shes wearing them, so no commando!
Chicago Johnnie | August 1, 2010 at 11:22 am
Someone ruined these photos. These do not show the truth. Stop placing stars on the good part of the picture.
What use is your web site if you deface the best part?
Damn puritan ethics ruin life for America.
Religion: The lie that keeps on taking!
shine | August 1, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Upper body and groin all the exposure
PG | August 2, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Classy…
joe francis | August 2, 2010 at 9:30 pm
I said before and I will say it again, Tara Reid is the worst lay ever, she’s smelly and loose and she kind of lies there. Tara has been with so many guys that the CDC has quarantined her kooch as an STD waste site.
All American Boy | August 7, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Joe, she was a great lay for me. Maybe it is you?
Mr. Nice Guy | August 7, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Joe, she did a great job on my cock.
Maybe it is you?
♫ | August 3, 2010 at 1:24 pm
shit …check out that rapist glare!
creee to the P Y