Tan Mom Got Wasted At A Drag Show
It seems like only yesterday Tan Mom was the latest crazy mom to hate, lighting women’s hearts afire with another woman to feel superior over which, admittedly, is kind of hard to avoid if you’ve never shoved your five-year-old in a tanning bed. Anyway, like any true celebrity story that reaches dizzying heights, things eventually come crashing down because here’s Tan Mom epically horse-hammered at a drag show in her honor (?) last night where, fortunately, a bunch of well-prepared trannies were ready for her. Page Six reports:
The New Jersey mom of five was being feted at the event, called “Tan Mom at Hot Mess,” at the XL Club on West 42nd Street.
“She showed up for the red carpet and fell over,” one witness told The Post.
“She then got up and tried to attack the drag queen.”
Krentcil was incoherent and had trouble taking the jokes being tossed her way.
“We asked her what she wanted to drink and she slurred, ‘I didn’t put my kid in a tanning bed!’ ” said Bianca del Rio, one of the evening’s hosts.
Del Rio figured Krentcil would be a problem, so “we came up with a code word earlier. It was ‘Christmas.’ After about five minutes, we were just screaming ‘Christmas,’ and security came and took her out.”
“Let’s think of a way to make whipping our penises out on stage and twirling them around like helicopters suddenly look really fancy. I’m talking Buckingham Palace fancy.” – Everyone planning this show