Here’s Jimmy Choo president and Christian Slater’s ex-girlfirend Tamara Mellon sunbathing topless in St. Barth’s yesterday. For those of you too young to even know what a Christian Slater is, let me see if I can explain him: Long ago, in the days before Lindsay Lohan hit puberty, Robert Downey Jr. and Charlie Sheen needed help making sure all the cocaine in Hollywood didn’t go to waste…
Pics link to NSFW versions of the weirdest looking breast I’ve ever seen.
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loser | December 21, 2009 at 3:27 pm
FIRST!
chris | December 21, 2009 at 3:28 pm
first
DOGFACE | December 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOGFACE | December 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOGFACE | December 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeff | December 21, 2009 at 3:33 pm
4th! and those are some busted tits…
Zimmy | December 21, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Ouch!!! Did a great white shark take a bite in pic #2?
That’s some bargain basement plastic surge if you ask me.
Mrs. Parker | December 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm
“You’ll shoot your eye out! You’ll shoot your eye out, Ralphie!”
Rough4life | December 21, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Babygirl got more ripple than Coney Island during a nor easter… Mellon? I think not…
Fat Foot | December 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Those tits (pic # 2) look like an old orange that I found behind my refrigerator. It must have fell behind it about 4 months ago. It was dry and all the juice was sucked out of it from age.
Hate_Fake_Titts | December 21, 2009 at 3:46 pm
It seems like those implants were something scrapped out of the bargin bin at adultworld.
Perhaps she should go for upgrades, perhaps ones that actually have filling?
Taz | December 21, 2009 at 3:50 pm
fake tits suck
Sport | December 21, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Definitely not my favorite Mellons, Tamara…
Tad Bit Tipsy | December 21, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Definitely antique boob job, ladies remember to update you chassis every ten years or so. Those have got to be from 80′s yo. Look how they crinkle up like a floating device, he he. Otherwise, she’s still good looking for an older woman.
MonkeyMan777 | December 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Whoa! How old is this broad?
Hoax & Chan$e | December 21, 2009 at 4:19 pm
All that is missing is the big bone in her nose and the tat that identifies her as Oonfoofoo.
Just damn.
Fas(c)h(ion)ist(a) | December 21, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Those are some nasty-ass implants, AND she recently had a biopsy.
Gross.
Drew | December 21, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Whatever. I’d still motorboat those ugly pieces of shit. So would all of you.
timmy the dying boy | December 21, 2009 at 5:56 pm
There you go. Shows you can’t be certain of what might be lurking in a bikini top.
J | December 21, 2009 at 5:58 pm
I sudenly have the urge to go hit a boxing speed bag.
Nameless | December 21, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Some pap photographer must be really good at recognizing famous yet obscure people. How the hell does recognize her out there in St. Barth’s without Christian Slater standing next to her?
Buddha | December 21, 2009 at 7:13 pm
terrible implants/all ripply, and what a nightmare place for the incision ( scar)
With all her $ you would think she could get a decent job…hmm
Mama Pinkus | December 21, 2009 at 7:21 pm
she’s got implants in the wrong place; she should have tried to correct her man ass
Babel | December 21, 2009 at 8:03 pm
#10 LOL , Love your commebt-it’s so funny!!! An old orange behind a refridgerator is exactly what they look like ..hahahahahah
Neen | December 21, 2009 at 8:06 pm
I nannied for her daughter Minty on a yacht in Sardinia.
streak9381 | December 21, 2009 at 8:21 pm
LMAO to all the comments here.
http://www.topnflnews.com/ | December 21, 2009 at 8:27 pm
She’s 42. She looks fine. I like how all the comments about fran drescher were all “omg she looks fine” and already all the comments here are seriously negative. more sexy pictures click the link above~~~
WTF | December 21, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Why would you pay to get fake boobs that small?
JDM | December 21, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Oh, my gosh that 2nd picture is ugly! Repulsive, in fact.
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valentines day | December 21, 2009 at 9:38 pm
She has a beautiful body and looks really gorgeous. The pics are awesome:)
Kristin | December 21, 2009 at 9:45 pm
i <3 old, deflated implants
Jane | December 21, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Maybe she has breast cancer. Wouldn’t you all regret those ‘old orange’ comments then, huh?
constant | December 21, 2009 at 10:14 pm
There’s a scene in The Devil’s Advocate where they are out shopping and Charlize Theron sees her neighbour’s breast ripple as if a hand is moving under her skin.. just like the first pic!
Hugh Gentry | December 21, 2009 at 10:17 pm
wow…my cock and balls are now inverted. Wonky ass and funky fake tits make me the opposite of horny…..what’s the word I’m looking for?
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Phil says, "huh?" | December 21, 2009 at 11:28 pm
#35. Rocking a Bob Dole?
sickitten | December 22, 2009 at 12:10 am
Lookin’ fine! See, it’s genetics, not age. You’ve either got it or you don’t.
Comes down to this:
It’s not how old you are
IT’S WHO YOU ARE.
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Bleach | December 22, 2009 at 6:07 am
Her breast looks like some demon is grabbing it……like in that movie “The Entitiy”……gross *puke*
Narcissist | December 22, 2009 at 6:10 am
I read that she’s 42 yrs old.
Looks pretty beat up. Being naked in the sun between 10 and 4 probably isn’t helping that.
Boogeyman King Dong | December 22, 2009 at 10:10 am
Yikes! Who’s she?!
Nero | December 22, 2009 at 10:13 am
Is this Gollum’s gf?!
His Huge Greatness Himself | December 22, 2009 at 10:27 am
My father,let this cup pass away from me.
Patrick | December 22, 2009 at 4:38 pm
ok is this the first time?
Ari Ola | December 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Amazing nipples!!!
Jess | December 23, 2009 at 6:42 am
Those ripples are the result of an old breast implant. Normal breast tissue does not ripple like that.
girls in bondage | December 23, 2009 at 11:11 am
who? why do I care? I’d hit it but why do I care who she is? some broad that was dating a cobbler. BFD
Girl | December 23, 2009 at 3:52 pm
SICK I want to cry at the sight of that poor breast. This is why I will never get implants. After you rotate out the old ones and stick in new ones a few times, this is what happens. Nasty bumpy boobies. I’m happy with my perky, real B’s! Plus I don’t have to deal with guys talking to my chest…