Tamara Mellon topless

Here’s Jimmy Choo president and Christian Slater’s ex-girlfirend Tamara Mellon sunbathing topless in St. Barth’s yesterday. For those of you too young to even know what a Christian Slater is, let me see if I can explain him: Long ago, in the days before Lindsay Lohan hit puberty, Robert Downey Jr. and Charlie Sheen needed help making sure all the cocaine in Hollywood didn’t go to waste…

Pics link to NSFW versions of the weirdest looking breast I’ve ever seen.

Photos: Fame, Splash News