Good Morning, Tamara Ecclestone, And Other News

May 6th, 2014 // 14 Comments

- George Clooney and Steve Wynn are still going at it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Lopez has reached Kardashian levels of Photoshop. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems will fill you with hope. [theCHIVE]

- Kirk Cameron still sucks Jesus’ dick. [Fishwrapper]

- Avid vagina tanner Shailene Woodley is not a feminist because she “loves men.” [The Frisky]

- Emmy Rossum is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Instagram’s still trying to censor Rihanna. We attack at dawn. [Starpulse]

- Yup, Justin Bieber is banging Kylie Jenner. [tooFab]

- I know Kate Upton wants me to look at her butt, but those boobs are so big. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Patton Oswalt pitched a buddy action movie to The Rock on Twitter. [FilmDrunk]

- Anastasia Ashley‘s ass went cliff jumping. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. “What? Photographers? My goodness! And here I am barely covering up the boobs my daddy’s Formula One money paid for!”

  2. ace11


    lucky kid to be breast feeding on those things

  3. Awesome

    Jesus Godd@mned Christ. When I meet a girl who’s that hot then it’s marriage time. She even looks hot after having a baby. Now there’s a woman with self discipline when it comes to staying healthy.

    I bet she know’s how to hold those precious breasts during a t&tty f@#ck. :)

    • BlinkyTheFish

      Self-discipline my arse. She’s so rich she probably just had clones of her body made up and ready to use for the sheer ease, rather than actually exercise or even plastic surgery. So, the lesson here is to marry a girl that hot IF she has a billionaire father and an unlimited trust fund. then self-discipline doesn’t need to be a factor.

  4. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Her husband has such a strange name….what a burden he must suffer under.

  5. Is he a formula one motorboater?

  6. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini
    Pickle Nose
    Commented on this photo:

    A public servie announcement to all those readers that have not had kids yet: This is not reality. Your wife (if you are a man), or you (if you a woman) will not look like this after the baby is born. More likely you will have vericose veins and a big ol’ jelly belly. It’s ok. Nor will you be so happy. More likely you will be full of slow simmering anger and making passive aggressive snipes at each other. You’re welcome.

    • Sounds about right.

    • Money is amazing like that.
      Its crazy how great a woman will look right after her planned c-section 3 weeks early (to avoid stratchmarks) when she has the money to have a tummy tuck and liposuction 30 seconds after her baby is born.
      Men, you want your wifes to look like that right after birth? Heres some advice.Get her a personal trainer, a dietitian and a fleet of make-up artists and hair dressers during pregnancy and then when she actually has the baby, pay for all the plastic surgery she´ll have done the same day she has her c-section.
      Money guys, make sure you have it, and then yes, we´ll ALL look like that you asshats!

    • gumbypokey

      Challenge accepted

  7. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    So is her baby’s full name Lady Sukatit Eatadick?

  8. Really...?

    Surely there are tits on the internet without a baby carriage attached. I mean…surely the 3rd world servers some purpose…

  9. She looks better now than before she was pregnant.

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