Tallulah Willis Cited For Alcohol Possession

May 2nd, 2011 // 109 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Tallulah Willis, the 17 year old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore was cited for alcohol possession after the cops saw her and her friends getting out of a car carrying some booze. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops spotted three girls getting out of a car in Hollywood at around 11:00 PM, carrying what appeared to be two bottles of alcohol. The officers probed further and determined it was indeed the hard stuff. Here’s the problem … all three girls are underage. Tallulah Belle and her cohorts were cited at the scene for underage possession — but since Tallulah Belle — who has appeared in “The Scarlet Letter” and “The Whole Ten Yards” — is a minor, cops couldn’t just release her …. they needed to find an adult to pick her up.

The article goes on to say that she called Bruce, but Demi actually picked her up. I can only speculate as to why she called him, but I know that there’s no substitute for a little girl that needs to have daddy wipe away the tears from her mannish square-jaw and tell her that everything is going to be alright. “Shh, sweetie, its ok. *wipes tear* Ow, that damn thing cut my knuckles again!”

Photo: Fame

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  1. Tallulah Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    “We can’t leave yet, my dad is here! Dad, wait! Daddy, don’t you see me? I’m over here! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY, DADDY??”

  2. SoFine

    Damn, Bruce and Demi are freaking rich, how come she looks like a trailer park wreck that fell off the trailer. Does anyone in Hollywood know how to raise their kids?

  3. Marsellus Wallace

    Lantern jaw?

  4. Mrs. Nick Jonas

    She needs facial slimming surgery. People in South Korea get it all the time, so maybe she should go there and hide out for a while until she looks pretty.

  5. Marsellus Wallace

    If she had bigger boobs her jaw might look smaller – Hint?

  6. Noel

    she looks like my uncle butch.

    he has downs syndrome.

  7. tha docta

    its amazing to me how 2 good looking actors can have such unfortunate looking children.

  8. Tallulah Willis
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    This is almost a good angle for her face, if not for the rest of her bod.

  9. angerinside

    Normally I would say a cigarette makes a woman unattractive, but in this case I say “Light Up”.

  10. Tallulah Willis
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    Congratulations. Your parents must be so proud. At 17, smoking, tattoos and alcohol…where do you go from there?

  11. HC66

    So I did a Google images search to make sure she wasn’t a victim of weird angles and such. My “Safe Search” was turned off. Christ, what a mistake that was.

  12. Jersey Torch

    I don’t think Bruce Willis is the father of these girls. I think it’s Lurch from the Addams Family. Seriously.

  13. Tallulah Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    a face that could stop a clock

  14. Tallulah Willis
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    jay lenos love child

  15. No no, honey. That’s not how beer goggles work. The BOY has to get drunk for you to be pretty. When you get drunk you just get loud and smell like sharts.

  16. Tallulah Willis
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    wow, poor thing crumped out on the genetic lottery. bummer.

  17. Tallulah Willis
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    She is beautiful and so are her sisters. Do not talk crap. She is amazing .

  18. cc

    Once you name a girl Tallulah, you know sooner rather than later you are going to see her dressed like this and having a smoke.

  19. Tallulah Willis
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    Double fisting cigarettes. Ack. Super gross.

  20. anonym

    poor bruce…. passed on the ugly genes to his kids.

    each one of them has a big ass jaw

  21. Teresa

    Wow, all this time I’ve felt sorry for Rumer Willis and then it turns out she’s the pretty one of the family.

  22. Aussie Mama

    Those gals have ripper chins on ‘em like Dolf Lundgren! Must have torn Mama’s minge to shreds!

  23. Veronica

    I’ve never seen this site post about American Dad before.

  24. the captain


  25. the captain


  26. Tallulah Willis
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    I call zis piece “Reality Intrudes”.

  27. Tallulah Willis
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    If there were a god, she wouldn’t have given these kids a mother as hot as Demi and made them look like Bruce’s nana.

  28. Tallulah Willis
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    What in the hell is going on with her left foot?!

  29. Jovy

    Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin….

  30. Tallulah Willis
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    All she needs is a missing front tooth.

  31. AteIsEnough

    Tallulah is gorgeous…compared to her sister Rumor! Yikes.

  32. Tallulah Willis
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    Good Ol’ American parenting poster girl… where is your kid right now?

  33. Tallulah Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    Good Ol’ American parenting poster girl… where is your kid right now?

  34. Tallulah Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    Hell if my face looked like that, I’d be smoking two cigarettes too

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