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Tallulah Willis, the 17 year old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore was cited for alcohol possession after the cops saw her and her friends getting out of a car carrying some booze. TMZ reports:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops spotted three girls getting out of a car in Hollywood at around 11:00 PM, carrying what appeared to be two bottles of alcohol. The officers probed further and determined it was indeed the hard stuff. Here’s the problem … all three girls are underage. Tallulah Belle and her cohorts were cited at the scene for underage possession — but since Tallulah Belle — who has appeared in “The Scarlet Letter” and “The Whole Ten Yards” — is a minor, cops couldn’t just release her …. they needed to find an adult to pick her up.
The article goes on to say that she called Bruce, but Demi actually picked her up. I can only speculate as to why she called him, but I know that there’s no substitute for a little girl that needs to have daddy wipe away the tears from her mannish square-jaw and tell her that everything is going to be alright. “Shh, sweetie, its ok. *wipes tear* Ow, that damn thing cut my knuckles again!”
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“We can’t leave yet, my dad is here! Dad, wait! Daddy, don’t you see me? I’m over here! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY, DADDY??”
Damn, Bruce and Demi are freaking rich, how come she looks like a trailer park wreck that fell off the trailer. Does anyone in Hollywood know how to raise their kids?
Lantern jaw?
She needs facial slimming surgery. People in South Korea get it all the time, so maybe she should go there and hide out for a while until she looks pretty.
If she had bigger boobs her jaw might look smaller – Hint?
she looks like my uncle butch.
he has downs syndrome.
its amazing to me how 2 good looking actors can have such unfortunate looking children.
This is almost a good angle for her face, if not for the rest of her bod.
Normally I would say a cigarette makes a woman unattractive, but in this case I say “Light Up”.
Congratulations. Your parents must be so proud. At 17, smoking, tattoos and alcohol…where do you go from there?
reality television.
So I did a Google images search to make sure she wasn’t a victim of weird angles and such. My “Safe Search” was turned off. Christ, what a mistake that was.
Oh, she is a victim of weird angles all right…
I don’t think Bruce Willis is the father of these girls. I think it’s Lurch from the Addams Family. Seriously.
LMAO
a face that could stop a clock
jay lenos love child
No no, honey. That’s not how beer goggles work. The BOY has to get drunk for you to be pretty. When you get drunk you just get loud and smell like sharts.
wow, poor thing crumped out on the genetic lottery. bummer.
She is beautiful and so are her sisters. Do not talk crap. She is amazing .
Once you name a girl Tallulah, you know sooner rather than later you are going to see her dressed like this and having a smoke.
Double fisting cigarettes. Ack. Super gross.
poor bruce…. passed on the ugly genes to his kids.
each one of them has a big ass jaw
Wow, all this time I’ve felt sorry for Rumer Willis and then it turns out she’s the pretty one of the family.
Those gals have ripper chins on ‘em like Dolf Lundgren! Must have torn Mama’s minge to shreds!
I’ve never seen this site post about American Dad before.
don’t accuse her: YOU MOST BE AN ALCOHOLIC LIVING WITH THAT UGLY FACE OF HER EVERY SINGLE DAY!!
….HER FACE CAN BE AMPUTATED??
I call zis piece “Reality Intrudes”.
If there were a god, she wouldn’t have given these kids a mother as hot as Demi and made them look like Bruce’s nana.
What in the hell is going on with her left foot?!
Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin chin….
All she needs is a missing front tooth.
Tallulah is gorgeous…compared to her sister Rumor! Yikes.
Good Ol’ American parenting poster girl… where is your kid right now?
Good Ol’ American parenting poster girl… where is your kid right now?
Hell if my face looked like that, I’d be smoking two cigarettes too