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Tallulah Willis, the 17 year old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore was cited for alcohol possession after the cops saw her and her friends getting out of a car carrying some booze. TMZ reports:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … cops spotted three girls getting out of a car in Hollywood at around 11:00 PM, carrying what appeared to be two bottles of alcohol. The officers probed further and determined it was indeed the hard stuff. Here’s the problem … all three girls are underage. Tallulah Belle and her cohorts were cited at the scene for underage possession — but since Tallulah Belle — who has appeared in “The Scarlet Letter” and “The Whole Ten Yards” — is a minor, cops couldn’t just release her …. they needed to find an adult to pick her up.
The article goes on to say that she called Bruce, but Demi actually picked her up. I can only speculate as to why she called him, but I know that there’s no substitute for a little girl that needs to have daddy wipe away the tears from her mannish square-jaw and tell her that everything is going to be alright. “Shh, sweetie, its ok. *wipes tear* Ow, that damn thing cut my knuckles again!”
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The problem is that she might still have some alcohol left on her, her jaws having an integrated whisky-flacon.
I estimate her jaw currently has a 2-liter capacity. Just wait until she grows up, keggers on the hoof!
awesome comment!
I’d get drunk too if I got the short end in the looks department from that family… and that’s saying something! Have you seen Rumer or Scout.
Also, seriously, are they related to the Palins?
Ooooooh EDGY with the Palin remark. yawn.
I can’t figure out who is more to blame for the chins. Demi has a very square but not big jaw, Bruce has a big jaw but more rounded. Did all the kids just happen to get the big+square genes?
Do Demi and Ashton Kutcher have any kids together? Imagine what they must look like with his square jaw DNA. I’m picturing humans that bear a striking resemblance to Mayor McCheese.
Smokers suck!
Geez, this Wonder Woman reboot really sucks.
+1
Oh come on Tallulah why the long face?
Won in five!
+1
LMAO!!! it just never gets old…i thank you for that
That’s cruel. She is, of course, growing into her plastic surgery. Keep your eyes on her boobs, you’ll see!
To avoid being recognized by his 6 fans, Jay Leno attended Coachella in drag.
Bruce and Demi must be so proud .Check out picture#5 holding 2 smokes in each hand like Daddy with 2 Berettas?
Damn, Bruce and Demi made some ugly ass kids. You would think the girls would be somewhat pretty and look like their mom. It must suck to be a chick and look like your dad.
Not sure they look like their dad. If they did, they might be reasonable looking.
How can two relatively attractive people consistently produce the same unattractive face shape? Genes are a bitch!
This is the curse of what happens when attractive people share bodily fluids. So if you want attractive kids, your best bet would be to get impregnated by an ugly mole man.
Bruce and Demi must be brother and sister. It’s the only excuse for two such attractive people to have such fugly kids.
My thoughts exactly. Heads like shovels.
I snorted.
Almost “giggity” from the neck down. Totally “giggity” from the neck up.
what’s with the celebs(i used that term loosely) wearing these unflattering, high waisted cut off jean shorts?
Photos like this really test my loyalty. I prefer women, but also tits. American- flag-wrapped tits.
Why must I choose??!?
My reaction to viewing her breasts, was like a fake sneeze.
I *wanted* to like them, but I just couldnt do it.
“I likes me them French fried taters mmm hmmm…”
You got any biscuits for sale in there?
Proof that Demi was cheating on Bruce with Leno.
Well, she has her mother’s fantastic ass….that’s got to mean something.
That depends on when her mother asks for it back. And I’m not sure it should be on her face.
Shouldn’t they have called Jay Leno instead?
Nice fucking shorts.
Why do people still smoke?? It’s like she’s not unattractive enough, she needs to add yellow teeth,premature aging and smokers cough into the mix.
I agree. It is one thing for old people to do it- I understand the addiction. But young people who start? IDIOTS.
Willis and Demi had some NASTY looking kids. Can you imagine their crappy luck. They all ended up looking like Bruce.
From the nose up, she looks like Sasha Grey, which incidentally is the only part you see when she’s giving you a — wait a minute, she’s only 17? Great, now I have to wait a year to finish my comment.
She’ll be fine, as long as she keeps working on her jab. They always get obsessed with the right cross, forgetting that they need the jab to set it up.
Awesome.
She was also cited for Minor in Possession of Leno’s Chin.
+1
I just want to know one thing. Who shrunk the Iron Giant and made it wear a wig?
Baaah hahahahah!
Great.
“They look like big, good, strong hands. Don’t they? I always thought that’s what they were. My little friends. The little man with his racing snail, the Nighthob, even the stupid bat. I couldn’t hold on to them. The nothing pulled them right out of my hands. I failed.”
ahahahahah! Neverending Story.
Holy shit! She does look like the rock biter!!!
1982 called, they want their shor…. ahh fuck it! You know what? You’re fucking ugly!
Bruce Willis attacks Jay Leno in 3… 2…
Classy.
HEYYY YOU GUYYYZZZ
Not once ounce of muscle tone on her entire body. Disgusting. I wouldn’t even let her touch my 70 year old peen.
Looks like she should have been cited for possession of chin in excess of legal limit of 5lbs.
Aren’t 17 year old boobs supposed to look a LOT better than that?
her legs are gross
my wife is older than her, by about 10 years and has a way sexier body, this little brat has a flabby body and no muscle tone, yet has all the money int he world to look good and looks like a ho
jesus muthafuckin christ! wtf is that? u see the trap-jaw on this monster? is she half pelican?
Wonder if that muff looks like Mom’s? Just saying.
http://www.celebnipslipblog.com/retro-madonna-demi-moore-nudebig-bush/
khloe whoredashians long lost twin
One thing is for certain. Demi Moore has a vagina shaped like a square….
While she may be unattractive to most, let us not forget there are the Mr. Potato Head fetishists who would love a night alone with that thing
Girls, learn from this: NEVER wear a “tube-top” or strapless belt in front of another person, let alone in public. They smush and deform you. Google images of it for more proof of how ugly those tops look on everyone who ever wore one….
17 years old, a tat on her tummy, busted for alcohol possession and photographed while lighting a cig while less than half dressed. Kids learn what they live. Demi and Bruce must be SO proud of their daughters. Major parenting FAIL.
right??!?! not to mention her nasty bare feet, yuck! let’s see, she’s 17 so her mom basically quit parenting HER to parent ashton when this girl was 10 years old or so…no wonder she’s a mess…..tsk tsk….
she looks like she has the mumps – how the hell did Bruce Willis and Demi create these awful looking beasts?
Quagmire’s illegitimate daughter.
Confirmed: 18 years ago Demi banged Rocky Dennis sans protection resulting in this… girl-ish thing?
I want to like those boobs but I think I would need her to wear Demi mask before I would touch them.
Wow, Sloth from “The Goonies” has a better rack than I remembered.
Okay what is going on with this girl’s face??? Demi and Bruce = lantern jaw?? But I guess we should give the girl a break, with a face like that, how can you blame her for being a teenage fuckup boozehound??
still lol @ LANTERN JAW!!! …ok i think i’m done now…
The poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome.
LMFAO @ LANTERN JAW THAT MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK!!!
i’m confused too i never noticed this Quagmire esq deformity on Bruce before (still don’t really) but good god!!! poor child has to look at her mom on a regular basis i’d definitely develop an issue or 2 EARLY!!!