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Rihanna’s Star Trek Song Helped The Star Trek Cast ‘Heal,’ Goddammit

There’s no reason to still be sad about Anton Yelchin’s death, you guys, Rihanna has a new song out! More »


The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it. More »


Bertney And The No Good, Gosh Darn Secret That Wouldn’t Stay Secret

Bertney And The No Good, Gosh Darn Secret That Wouldn’t Stay A Secret
A Learning Story For Junior Secret Keepers

A long time ago Bertney got to be in a real, live movie. She doesn’t remember much about it, and has never seen it on account of it not being cartoons, butMore »


I Love The Smell of Raccoons With Machine Guns In The Morning

Here’s the latest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy where you get to find out what this movie will feel like with an actual score instead of classic rock hits. More importantly than whatever the hell I just said, you get to see the raccoon with a machine gun say a bunch of funny words,… More »


‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has A New Trailer

I’m sorry. Did the raccoon with a machine gun adjust his tiny raccoon crotch? *shoves life’s savings at monitor* Take it! TAKE MY MONEY NOW. (It’s like Roger Ebert’s back from the dead, I know. I miss him, too)

UPDATE: Replaced the top vid, but in case that one goes out, here’s the… More »


It’s The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer

Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here’s the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with Jon Snow, you sonofabitch, I wanted my machineMore »


Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs: A Review of ‘Star Trek Into Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs’

Short Version: This is exactly all you see of this. Enjoy the $8 I just saved you. Fin.

It seems like only 11 days ago I wrote a review of Iron Man 3 because I did, so shut up and let my hatred of going out in public talk for a minute. Here’s… More »


Hey, Alice Eve, Can You Point Me Towards The Bathroom?

Posted by Photo Boy

I know I just got done disqualifying my nerd status, but I don’t think that should keep me from admiring Hollywood’s newest geek goddess, Alice Eve. She showed up looking amazing at the German premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness yesterday as opposed to Zoe Saldana whose nipples are… More »


‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has Full Trailer Complete With That Gladiator Music From ‘Man of Steel’

[Ed. Note: Added the Apple embed, so this one shouldn’t get pulled by Paramount. – SW]

Jessica Simpson somehow crammed herself into a bridesmaid’s dress over the weekend, so while Photo Boy and I finish up captioning the shit out of those, here’s the just-released official trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness -… More »


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