Posts tagged "Zoe Saldana"

Bertney And The No Good, Gosh Darn Secret That Wouldn’t Stay Secret

Bertney And The No Good, Gosh Darn Secret That Wouldn't Stay A Secret A Learning Story For Junior Secret Keepers A long time ago Bertney got to be in a real, live movie. She doesn't remember much about it, and has never seen it on account of it not being cartoons, but she does remember …
By: The Superficial / September 10, 2014

I Love The Smell of Raccoons With Machine Guns In The Morning

Here's the latest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy where you get to find out what this movie will feel like with an actual score instead of classic rock hits. More importantly than whatever the hell I just said, you get to see the raccoon with a machine gun …
By: The Superficial / June 17, 2014

‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has A New Trailer

I'm sorry. Did the raccoon with a machine gun adjust his tiny raccoon crotch? *shoves life's savings at monitor* Take it! TAKE MY MONEY NOW. (It's like Roger Ebert's back from the dead, I know. I miss him, too) UPDATE: Replaced the top vid, but in case that one goes out, …
By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

It’s The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer

Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here's the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with …
By: The Superficial / February 19, 2014

Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs: A Review of ‘Star Trek Into Alice Eve’s Space-Boobs’

Short Version: This is exactly all you see of this. Enjoy the $8 I just saved you. Fin. It seems like only 11 days ago I wrote a review of Iron Man 3 because I did, so shut up and let my hatred of going out in public talk for a minute. Here's a …
By: The Superficial / May 16, 2013

Hey, Alice Eve, Can You Point Me Towards The Bathroom?

Posted by Photo Boy I know I just got done disqualifying my nerd status, but I don't think that should keep me from admiring Hollywood's newest geek goddess, Alice Eve. She showed up looking amazing at the German premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness yesterday as opposed to Zoe Saldana whose nipples …
By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2013

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has Full Trailer Complete With That Gladiator Music From ‘Man of Steel’

[Ed. Note: Added the Apple embed, so this one shouldn't get pulled by Paramount. - SW] Jessica Simpson somehow crammed herself into a bridesmaid's dress over the weekend, so while Photo Boy and I finish up captioning the shit out of those, here's the just-released official trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness - …
By: The Superficial / December 17, 2012

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Has An Official Teaser And Other News

- The creepy kid from Chronicle is your new Harry Osborn now. [Lainey Gossip] - Distinguishing between knee and thigh highs isn’t happening in this gallery. [theCHIVE] - Guiliana Rancic loves baby poop. We're all richer for knowing that. [Dlisted] - 12 Celebrities You Didn't Realize Have Lazy Eyes …
By: The Superficial / December 6, 2012

Jane Fonda’s Sex Life Sounds Better Than Gwyneth Paltrow’s. Wait, What?

Posted by Photo Boy Recently the Lifetime network started airing The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet. I'll pause here for a second while most of you quietly file out the door. Anyway, the show claims that it will "tackle a wide variety of topics universal to all females, including sexuality, body image, career and finances, …
By: Photo Boy / May 2, 2012

Zoe Saldana’s nipples and other news

- Joaquin Phoenix is done pretending he's a homeless rapper. [dlisted] - Tiger Woods rehab photo ruined his publicist's plan to release a "happy family photo" so Tiger can return to hitting golf balls for billions of dollars. [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson's launching a line of jeans …
By: The Superficial / January 22, 2010

Zoe Saldana in a bikini thinks you’re a pansy

Actress Zoe Saldana (Star Trek) poses for DETAILS.com and talks about her penchant for starring in action flicks like the upcoming Avatar: "I'm such a physical person, action-film work came natural," Saldana says. "Even at 5 years old, I was watching Sarah Connor. If you fucking switched the channel to The …
By: The Superficial / November 24, 2009