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Alexander Skarsgård Will Bang Sundance Now

Fun Fact: Alexander Skarsgård isn’t even in this movie. He’s that good.


Legend has it Alexander Skarsgård’s penis sings this exact song to you after it bangs you. Which is a joke, of course, because scientists don’t even have a form of measurement that accurately reflects the short…

The Superficial / January 21, 2013