Posts tagged "Zack Snyder"

The ‘Batman V Superman’ Trailer Leaked, And, Uh, Yeah…

The trailer for ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’ has leaked online, and it does have some sort of Bat-guy and Super-person in it. I guess.

The Superficial / April 17, 2015

‘Batman V Superman’ Has Superhero Suits, In Case You Weren’t Sure

Zack Snyder released a teaser for the ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’ trailer, and I hope you like superhero costumes and the promise of driving to the closest IMAX theater just to see a preview.

The Superficial / April 16, 2015

It’s Jesse Eisenberg As Lex Luthor

Entertainment Weekly has the first look at Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor in ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice,’ and surprise, he’s bald.

The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Jena Malone Is Probably Batfleck’s Robin

So here’s what we know about Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice: It’s heavily influenced by The Dark Knight Returns. In The Dark Knight Returns, Robin is a redhead girl named Carrie Kelley. Jena Malone has red hair which is already way more information than the Internet needs to wildly speculate, but here’s an overly-talkative…

The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Comic-Con: ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice’

Despite a release date that’s almost two years from now, DC Comics had to have something to show at Comic-Con or Marvel would walk right over them even more than they already are, so Zack Snyder showed up on Saturday and amazingly put up a fight by dropping an official photo of Wonder Woman’s costume

The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Zack Snyder Made Superman A Sith. Of Course.

For reasons known only to Zack Snyder, Henry Cavill, and Ben Affleck dressed like Princess Leia (not pictured), here’s Superman holding a lightsaber which Zack Snyder oddly tweeted last night along with the hashtag #SuperJedi because the man responsible for the DC Cinematic Universe doesn’t even know the difference between a Jedi and a Sith.

The Superficial / July 24, 2014

It’s Ben Affleck’s Batman’s Costume

Yesterday, Zack Snyder teased an image of the new Batmobile’s ass with a promise of revealing the whole thing today. Which he just did along with Ben Affleck’s new Batman costume albeit in black and white. And because I’m a giant, sexless nerd who just hyperventilated himself to orgasm, I clicked a bunch of filter…

The Superficial / May 13, 2014

Gal Gadot Is Officially Wonder Woman

One of the worst kept secrets about Batman Vs. Superman is that it would feature a cameo by Wonder Woman. A Wonder Woman who will not be played by Jaimie Alexander because apparently even her breasts are too big for whatever the hell they’re trying to do here. Variety reports:
Gal Gadot will play Wonder

The Superficial / December 4, 2013

I’ve Come Around To Ben Affleck As Batman

[Insert Batman talking in a Boston accent here. It’ll be hilarious.]

When Ben Affleck was announced as the new Batman in Zack Snyder’s sequel to Man of Steel, the Internet was, well, the Internet. And understandably so considering Daredevil was a fiery shit into comic book fans’ long boxes – *brushes dust off

The Superficial / August 26, 2013

Ben Affleck Is Batman? The Ben Affleck?

So remember how shitty Daredevil was? Well, Warner Bros. didn’t because Ben Affleck is your new Batman now. No, seriously. THR reports:
“We knew we needed an extraordinary actor to take on one of DC Comics’ most enduringly popular superheroes, and Ben Affleck certainly fits that bill, and then some. His outstanding career is a…

The Superficial / August 22, 2013

Someone Should Probably Tell New Superman People Live In Buildings: A Review of ‘Man of Steel’

“Aw, Superman, come back. We promise we won’t stare at your penis anymore. These aliens are really strong.”
If you’re debating whether to catch Man of Steel and are on a time-crunch, let me save you a pile of nerd words and say, yes, go see it. Because even though it’s not quite the Superma…

The Superficial / June 14, 2013

Shut Up And Watch The New ‘Man of Steel’ Trailer

I’m really trying not to get my hopes up for Man of Steel after getting my face pissed in by The Dark Knight Rises, but goddamn, if this doesn’t look like Zack Snyder wasn’t kidding when he said this Superman was going to be a brawler. That said, hopefully he doesn’t lose focus on the…

The Superficial / May 22, 2013

So Christian Bale Might Be In ‘Justice League’

Until today the conventional wisdom was that Warner Bros.’ lack of confidence in Man of Steel caused them to toss out the script for Justice League and adopt a wait-and-see plan before shamelessly copying The Avengers. Except now Latino Review claims (above) that the radio silence is from locking down a deal with Christopher Nolan

The Superficial / March 4, 2013

Jimmy Olsen’s A Girl In ‘Man of Steel’

Because staging school shootings to steal our guns and making Perry White black apparently isn’t enough for Obama, Jimmy Olsen will reportedly be “Jenny Olsen” in Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel. And you don’t need me to say that’s PC bullshit because everyone knows comic creators had perfectly good reasons for making all their character…

The Superficial / January 22, 2013

Bradley Cooper Might Be Lex Luthor

Keep in mind prior rumors for this movie included Lindsay Lohan actually being hired as an actress, so there’s literally no lengths these things won’t go to. That said, Bradley Cooper is reportedly in talks to make a cameo as Lex Luthor in Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel because apparently Christopher Meloni (the last rumored…

The Superficial / January 5, 2012

Who Likes Their Superman Extra Bulgy?

God, I hope this is in 3D… I mean, who said that?
Following this summer’s trend of filming blockbusters in clear view of the paparazzi, here are shots of Henry Cavill on the set of Zack Snyder’s Superman: Man of Steel which we can now say with throbbing accuracy is red underwear-free. (Which, yes, I…

The Superficial / August 31, 2011

Henry Cavill is Dressed Like Superman, Have You Heard?

If you logged onto this global porn delivery device we call the “Internet” today, you’ve probably been buffeted in the face with this first image of Henry Cavill as Superman in the Zack Snyder eventual clusterfuck Superman: Man of Steel. So here’s that image again because I’m dedicated to exciting, fresh content which is why…

The Superficial / August 4, 2011

Russell Crowe is Superman’s Dad.
The Other One.

“Now, hear me out. If you apply Kryptonite to the tip, you should be able to make the cut.”
Keeping with the Hollywood tradition of casting once-handsome actors turned comically obese as Superman’s space dad, Russell Crowe will reportedly play Jor-El in Zack Snyder’s reboot, according to Variety:
Christopher Nolan had all along been seeking…

The Superficial / June 15, 2011