Posts tagged "Zac Efron"

Zac Efron In Nude Panties, Anyone?

Zac Efron’s in nude panties on the set of ‘Dirty Grandpa’ which I’m assuming is Lifetime’s Jerry Sandusky movie.

By: Photo Boy / April 29, 2015

Michelle Rodriguez & Zac Efron Broke Up

And just as soon as it began, Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron‘s relationship is already over, so assume the whole thing went exactly like this: “Oh. Sniff. Hey. Sniff. Oh. You like coke? Sniff. Yeah. Cool. Sniff. Oh, shit, we’re fucking? Uh uh uh. Sniff. Yeah! Sniff. Backflips, yeah, backflips! Let’s do ‘em! WHOO! Sniff.

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014

Michelle Rodriguez & Zac Efron Party Together, No Big Whoop, Wanna Fight About It?

Photo Boy had the top shot in The Crap We Missed yesterday, and now here’s the rest of Michelle Rodriguez partying with Zac Efron in Sardinia which seems random until you remember she was just hanging out with Boner Boy, so literally anything’s possible. The important thing is that this proves Zac Efron’s either a…

By: The Superficial / July 3, 2014

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker‘s son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they’re super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator!

We can exclusively report that…

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora‘s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Zac Efron Was Just Looking For Sushi. After Midnight. In Skid Row.

Yesterday, word got out that Zac Efron got his ass kicked by the homeless after he threw a bottle at them for some reason when his car “ran out of gas” in the middle of Skid Row. Which doesn’t sound sketchy at all because there’s a perfectly good reason for why Zac Efron was there.

By: The Superficial / March 28, 2014

Zac Efron Got His Ass Kicked By A Homeless Guy

(Not pictured: Homeless guy. I think.)

Nope. Nothing that sounds like a drug deal here. TMZ reports:

We’re told cops were on patrol under the Harbor Freeway when they saw Zac and a man he identified as his bodyguard. Cops saw Zac and the other guy in a full-blown melee with…

By: The Superficial / March 27, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Wrote A List of All The Celebrities She’s Banged

Lindsay Lohan will do anything for money from blowing Charlie Sheen to letting Oprah televise what an unreliable and completely full of shit drug addict she is. Which is why it comes as no surprise that In Touch is now sitting on a handwritten (and naturally misspelled) list of celebrities Lindsay Lohan has slept with

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2014

Zac Efron’s Coke Problem Broke His Jaw

Seen here making a move for Andrew Garfield‘s man in a rare public appearance, Zac Efron will apparently be even more scarce because his jaw is wired shut now after.. slipping in a puddle of water in his house? TMZ reports:
Zac Efron broke his jaw. His jaw is wired shut. It supposedly happened…

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2013

Nicki Minaj Banged Zac Efron

“His penis… it didn’t touch my ovaries.”

Apparently Nicki Minaj secretly hooked up with Zac Efron right around the time he was in the middle of his newfound coke habit, so I’m already on board with this because I would have sex with Nicki Minaj sober. Or my own hand because it’s easier…

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2013

Zac Efron Had A Coke Problem This Whole Time

“No, I’m not going to have sex with an orange juice glass on my balcony. *sniffs, rub nose, unzips pants* The fuck’s a matter with you? But, hey, listen. Call you back.”

Yesterday, the Internet got a little surprise when TMZ reported that Zac Efron secretly checked in to rehab for what wa…

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2013

Zac Efron & Ryan Gosling Might Be Playing Han Solo and Luke Skywalker Jr.

Apparently most of Hollywood understands that the prequels were horseshit thanks to George Lucas writing, directing and making everyone act in a giant green-screen thunderdome while he sat on a couch because, according to Latino Review, Disney has already had meetings with Zac Efron AND Ryan Gosling for Episode VII because people who are obsessed…

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2013

Nobody Puts Zac Efron In The Corner. With Dildos.

“Showed that rubber penis who’s boss…”

Zac Efron apparently freaked out when the paparazzi caught him standing in front of a giant wall of dildos the other day while filming Are We Officially Dating? in New York. Turns out he’s very concerned about his impressionable young fans despite bringing condoms to the premiere

By: The Superficial / January 18, 2013

Michelle Rodriguez Understands The Oscars

Apparently it’s Characters From LOST Say Whatever The Fuck They Want Day, because here’s Michelle Rodriguez explaining to Vulture why Nicole Kidman won’t win an Oscar solely for peeing on Zac Efron even though she clearly should. So right off the bat you can tell this was a sober conversation:

As for those…

By: The Superficial / May 30, 2012

Kim Kardashian Is Gonna Love ‘The Paperboy’

Incontinence got you down?

When I found out Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman were starring in a movie called The Paperboy, I honestly just assumed it was an adaptation of the classic arcade game because Hollywood is straight the fuck out of ideas. Turns out it’s actually some sort of murder-mystery dealie set…

By: The Superficial / May 24, 2012

Zac Efron Should Probably Learn How Glass Works

“Dude, I’m telling you, they put me in the same room Paris Hilton stays in after I specifically asked them not to. How do I know? *looks down pants* Call it a hunch. Now you’re my agent, fix this. In the meantime, I’ll be erratically dangling from the wall of this balcony dressed like a…

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2012

Zac Efron Dropped That Condom To Impress Nicole Kidman. Of Course.

When Zac Efron dropped a Magnum condom at The Lorax premiere, you’d just assume it was a simple mistake at best or a deliberate message to the ladies at worst. Except if you’re The National Enquirer, you immediately assume it’s a clever stunt to woo his two decades older The Paperboy co-star Nicole Kidman away…

By: The Superficial / March 1, 2012

Zac Efron Dropped A Condom On The Red Carpet Of ‘The Lorax’ Premiere

Apparently the premiere of children’s movies are Pussytown USA because not only did Zac Efron slap on his best Fonzie jacket, he also came packing rubbers that he “accidentally” dropped on the red carpet while handing his assistant something. And by accidentally I mean Zac Efron specifically let you know your special place won’t itch…

By: The Superficial / February 23, 2012

Demi Moore Tried To Bang Zac Efron

More details continue to fly into our nostrils out of the whipped cream can that is Demi Moore‘s life. This time around, we learn she’s been actively pursuing Zac Efron in a desperate attempt to see if his penis will reverse the effects of time which would make these sketches in my dream journal eerily…

By: The Superficial / February 1, 2012
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